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Courtnee · 05-14-2005, 08:08 PM

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10356

Texas woman calls for immediate shut down of The Internet
Posted by ultravi01 Posted on Wednesday, November 10 @ 13:16:30

Amarillo,TX --Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet.

In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society's standards. "The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis...

Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."

vienna waits · 05-14-2005, 08:09 PM

lolol wow.

AKA · 05-14-2005, 08:10 PM

Wow, I'd like to read more about this. Where is the United Confederacy Against the World Wide Web's official website?

TheGreatPretender · 05-14-2005, 08:10 PM

erm....

Dutabi84 · 05-14-2005, 08:12 PM

Dang..I don't know if the hundreds of millions of people who either have internet or don't give a crap one way or another will be able to stand up against these 43 Texans who probably don't know how to manipulate a mouse, but like to use God as an excuse.

Brent88 · 05-14-2005, 08:15 PM

Oh she will be hearing from me if she shuts down the internet.

TheGreatPretender · 05-14-2005, 08:16 PM

No seriously is that story real? I thought it was fake after seeing i-am-bored in the link.

Courtnee · 05-14-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

No seriously is that story real? I thought it was fake after seeing i-am-bored in the link.

It's real

Chelsea · 05-14-2005, 08:24 PM

You know what's funny here, right:
The only attention she's getting from ANY media....is Internet Media.

I just love it how these...these...people just love to use God as an excuse to push their crap.

Not to go off onto a religion tangent, but I've gotta say it: Most of the people who fall under Christianity are good people. But there are some people out there, that if there IS a deity out there, I honestly think he/she/it would be ashamed to have nuts like these as followers.

Penny Lane · 05-14-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth

You know what's funny here, right:
The only attention she's getting from ANY media....is Internet Media.

I just love it how these...these...people just love to use God as an excuse to push their crap.

Not to go off onto a religion tangent, but I've gotta say it: Most of the people who fall under Christianity are good people. But there are some people out there, that if there IS a deity out there, I honestly think he/she/it would be ashamed to have nuts like these as followers.

I am a life long Christian and morons like these really give me hemorroids!

They do more harm than good! What a bunch of idiots!

TripperFan · 05-14-2005, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent88

Oh she will be hearing from me if she shuts down the internet.

Not via email tho!!

James"Thunder"Early · 05-14-2005, 08:55 PM

That's ridiculous, the internet is needed for any one who is in school so they can do research at home. there is bad stuff on the internet, but has she ever heard of parental filter software? and as for using God that's no excuse, because a lot of church's use the internet to stream their services and provide vital information to parishioners. this woman's not right in the head.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 05-14-2005, 08:58 PM

So she wants to shut down the internet, but shes planning a big website launch? Mmmmmmmkay.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 05-14-2005, 09:12 PM

A religious, insane mental from Texas. Something new, sir?

Hollow · 05-14-2005, 10:11 PM

she doesn't have to use it.

05-14-2005, 08:08 PM	#1
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	Woman plans to shut down internet HOW WILL WE LIVE!?!?!?!! http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10356 Texas woman calls for immediate shut down of The Internet Posted by ultravi01 Posted on Wednesday, November 10 @ 13:16:30 Amarillo,TX --Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet. In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society's standards. "The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis... Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."
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05-14-2005, 08:55 PM	#12
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	That's ridiculous, the internet is needed for any one who is in school so they can do research at home. there is bad stuff on the internet, but has she ever heard of parental filter software? and as for using God that's no excuse, because a lot of church's use the internet to stream their services and provide vital information to parishioners. this woman's not right in the head.
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05-14-2005, 08:10 PM	#3
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Wow, I'd like to read more about this. Where is the United Confederacy Against the World Wide Web's official website?

05-14-2005, 08:10 PM	#4
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05-14-2005, 08:12 PM	#5
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Dang..I don't know if the hundreds of millions of people who either have internet or don't give a crap one way or another will be able to stand up against these 43 Texans who probably don't know how to manipulate a mouse, but like to use God as an excuse.

05-14-2005, 08:16 PM	#7
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05-14-2005, 10:11 PM	#15
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