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Steve M. · 05-04-2005, 10:03 PM

I'd like to start a thread of ugly cars - cars so hideous-looking, it's hard to beleive any sane auto company would sell them!

First, a car from American Motors, which was a crazy company anyway - the Pacer!

Steve M. · 05-04-2005, 10:28 PM

The Chevrolet Celebrity

Despite its dumb name, this Chevy didn't exactly cut a debonair, glamourous figure with its stubby tail!

Fleet · 05-04-2005, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

The Chevrolet Celebrity
Despite its dumb name, this Chevy didn't exactly cut a debonair, glamourous figure with its stubby tail!

It was a preview of things to come. Today, everything has those awful stubby tails (even "Cadillacs").

dawsongirl · 05-05-2005, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

The Chevrolet Celebrity

Despite its dumb name, this Chevy didn't exactly cut a debonair, glamourous figure with its stubby tail!

That's not so ugly.

What is ugly is that car Malloy drove during the last season of Adam-12; that yellow thing. I don't even know what it is, but damn, it's ugly!

Hollow · 05-05-2005, 04:03 PM

umm nvm i was gonna post sumthin but it was kind uv mean

Brian · 05-05-2005, 06:37 PM

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Fleet · 05-05-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by dawsongirl

What is ugly is that car Malloy drove during the last season of Adam-12; that yellow thing. I don't even know what it is, but damn, it's ugly!

I know what you're talking about. It was an AMC Matador. A '74-'75.

Mijada · 05-05-2005, 08:18 PM

I don't have a picture but the ugliest car I've ever seen in my life was this old Ford Pickup that my neighbor bought when I was little. This thing must have been about 20 years old and was covered with rust. My neighbor who was around 18 or 19 at the time wanted to make the car look better so he went out and bought some green and yellow latex paint. He painted the whole thing with one of those big wide paintbrushes that you would normally paint your house with. The bottom was green and the top and hubcaps were yellow. The finished product looked like a really scary John Deere tractor.

Penny Lane · 05-05-2005, 08:20 PM

The 91 Caprice. I thought it was so ugly! It reminded me of a boat or Noah's Ark. But it was an omen of things to come. The rounded design. Yuck!

Steve M. · 05-05-2005, 08:50 PM

Here's a really ugly car. . . the second-generation (1980-85) Cadillac Seville

Check out that bustleback trunk!

dawsongirl · 05-05-2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleet

I know what you're talking about. It was an AMC Matador. A '74-'75.

So that's what that is. OOGLAY! That mustang he drove first was much nicer.

dawsongirl · 05-05-2005, 09:22 PM

VW Thing. Defines "box on wheels."

dawsongirl · 05-05-2005, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve M.

First, a car from American Motors

More!

Ah yes...the Matador. Ugly as...I don't even know!

dawsongirl · 05-05-2005, 09:32 PM

And a Gremlin. The movie version was cuter.

Fleet · 05-05-2005, 09:57 PM

Here's one...
My normal-looking '70 Cadillac Sedan de Ville on the street with a bunch of ugly (and boxy) SUV's:

05-04-2005, 10:03 PM	#1
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	The Ugly Car Thread! I'd like to start a thread of ugly cars - cars so hideous-looking, it's hard to beleive any sane auto company would sell them! First, a car from American Motors, which was a crazy company anyway - the Pacer!

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Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Ugly is only skin deep . Attached Images

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Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,261	The 91 Caprice. I thought it was so ugly! It reminded me of a boat or Noah's Ark. But it was an omen of things to come. The rounded design. Yuck! Attached Images
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Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	Here's a really ugly car. . . the second-generation (1980-85) Cadillac Seville Check out that bustleback trunk!
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dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	VW Thing. Defines "box on wheels." Attached Images

05-04-2005, 10:28 PM	#2
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	The Chevrolet Celebrity Despite its dumb name, this Chevy didn't exactly cut a debonair, glamourous figure with its stubby tail!

05-05-2005, 04:03 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	umm nvm i was gonna post sumthin but it was kind uv mean

05-05-2005, 08:18 PM	#8
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	I don't have a picture but the ugliest car I've ever seen in my life was this old Ford Pickup that my neighbor bought when I was little. This thing must have been about 20 years old and was covered with rust. My neighbor who was around 18 or 19 at the time wanted to make the car look better so he went out and bought some green and yellow latex paint. He painted the whole thing with one of those big wide paintbrushes that you would normally paint your house with. The bottom was green and the top and hubcaps were yellow. The finished product looked like a really scary John Deere tractor.

05-05-2005, 09:32 PM	#14
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	And a Gremlin. The movie version was cuter. Attached Images

05-05-2005, 09:57 PM	#15
Fleet Mansions, limousines & H-ween Forum Star Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, California Posts: 15,625	Here's one... My normal-looking '70 Cadillac Sedan de Ville on the street with a bunch of ugly (and boxy) SUV's: Attached Images