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Corvetteguy · 05-01-2005, 11:44 PM

Have you ever wondered what goes on down at Ward's place of business ? Here are a few ideas.

Ward spits in Fred's cofee.

Ward's secretary sits on his lap as he gives her dictation.

Bill Boothby flirts with the girls in the secretarial lounge and table dances for them when he ties on one too many at lunch.

Fred hides in the bathroom stall and eaves drops to see what his male co-workers have to say about him behind his back. He then rolls up his pants and puts on a pair of Gwen's heels and does the same in the ladies room.

Fred snoops in Wards office while he's out to find information on Ward's accounts to sabotage them.

When Ward has to work late, he is really having all night wild office parties.

desilu #1 · 05-02-2005, 12:00 AM

As a fan of Ward and June, Ward would never allow his secretary to sit in his lap!

You are too funny! Especially the one with Fred listening in the bathrooms. I like Ward spitting in his coffee too!

All the secretaries at Ward's office moon Fred.

Ward's secretary dumps a pot of hot coffe in Fred's lap.

I can't think of anything else.

miss landers · 07-22-2005, 05:56 PM

Fred puts a whoppee cushion on Ward's chair.

Ward squirts Fred with a trick fountain pen.

Fred puts a rubber pencil in Ward's pencil jar.

Ward puts a slice of rubber cheese into Fred's sandwich.

Fred puts an envelope filled with anthrax on Ward's desk.

Ward puts a bomb in Fred's desk drawer.

Courtnee · 07-22-2005, 10:20 PM

miss landers · 07-23-2005, 06:31 PM

On Ward's 10th anniversary with the company, Fred has an enormous cake delivered to Ward's office. Marlene Holmes pops out dressed in a g-string and tasselled pasties. Marlene dirty dances for Ward while Fred films the entire exhibition.

Courtnee · 08-03-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ISleepNaked999

You, my friend, are a pervert.

look whose talkin'

desilu #1 · 08-03-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ISleepNaked999

You, my friend, are a pervert.

You know, with a screename such as yours, I wouldn't be throwing stones. And another thing, I'm sick to death of people on this board that can't have a sense of humor. It's all in good fun!

And the hypocrosy is too much as well! I just wish everyone would just pull the sticks out of their butts and have a good time for a change instead of taking things so seriously, we have a hard enough time as it is with the world we live in and if you get this bent out of shape for something as little as this than you really don't have much of a life!

Mikado · 08-03-2005, 07:43 PM

I always imagined Ward as a Spy, selling nuclear secrets to the Russians

Mayfield4ever · 08-05-2005, 06:31 AM

Fred walks around the office all day with a little dribble of dried egg at the corner of his mouth. Ward says nothing but when he gets home in the evening he can talk of nothing else except that dribble of egg and how sick the sight of it made him. June tries to pacify Ward. Ward becomes more and more upset over the memory of Fred's face. He grabs Wally's baseball bat and smashes every window in the house.

Fred suggests to Ward they get a massage after an especially trying day at the office. Ward agrees and Fred takes him to a sleazy looking place on a back street. A masseuse gives Ward a fingerwave. Ward enjoys the sensation and later that night pesters June for another one. June tells Ward she isn't going to spend the rest of her life giving him fingerwaves; she turns over and goes to sleep.

Courtnee · 08-05-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

I always imagined Ward as a Spy, selling nuclear secrets to the Russians

Commander Benson · 08-23-2005, 07:09 AM

Long before his Leave It to Beaver days, Hugh Beaumont played the pulp novel detective Michael Shayne in a series of five B-movies in 1946-7. He played a similar character--Dennis O'Brien--in a trio of low-budget films in 1951.

Both of these characters were of the same moral rectitude as Ward Cleaver, although they were harder around the edges.

I have often amused myself in the past by entertaining the playful notion that these B-movies showed us what Ward did when he was at work.

Every day, he kisses June good-bye and heads off for work. He arrives at his second-floor-walk-up office, straps on his shoulder holster, exchanges some banter with his secretary Phyllis, and cleans up crime and corruption in Mayfield. Fred Rutherford is one of his stoolies. Larry Mondello's almost-never-seen father isn't on a "business trip"; that's just a white lie told Larry by his mother. Actually, Larry's dad is doing a stretch in prison, after Ward caught him embezzling from his employer.

At the end of a day of detecting and knocking heads, Ward slips his .38 back in the desk drawer and drives home to June and the boys.

At home, Ward dispenses moral guidance by patient lectures to Wally and the Beaver; at work, he dispenses it from the end of a gun.

Commander Benson

desilu #1 · 08-23-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Commander Benson

Long before his Leave It to Beaver days, Hugh Beaumont played the pulp novel detective Michael Shayne in a series of five B-movies in 1946-7. He played a similar character--Dennis O'Brien--in a trio of low-budget films in 1951.

Both of these characters were of the same moral rectitude as Ward Cleaver, although they were harder around the edges.

I have often amused myself in the past by entertaining the playful notion that these B-movies showed us what Ward did when he was at work.

Every day, he kisses June good-bye and heads off for work. He arrives at his second-floor-walk-up office, straps on his shoulder holster, exchanges some banter with his secretary Phyllis, and cleans up crime and corruption in Mayfield. Fred Rutherford is one of his stoolies. Larry Mondello's almost-never-seen father isn't on a "business trip"; that's just a white lie told Larry by his mother. Actually, Larry's dad is doing a stretch in prison, after Ward caught him embezzling from his employer.

At the end of a day of detecting and knocking heads, Ward slips his .38 back in the desk drawer and drives home to June and the boys.

At home, Ward dispenses moral guidance by patient lectures to Wally and the Beaver; at work, he dispenses it from the end of a gun.

Commander Benson

Well done Commander!

I like your way of thinking for sure. I have always loved the idea of Ward being a cop! I would love to see some of those pictures that Hugh played as Michael Shayne. I thought he had also played killers and crooks? At least that's what I have seen in some other posts. I bet he was good at it all!

05-02-2005, 12:00 AM	#2
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07-22-2005, 05:56 PM	#3
miss landers Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 29, 2004 Location: Northeast Posts: 226	More Fun Stuff at the Office Fred puts a whoppee cushion on Ward's chair. Ward squirts Fred with a trick fountain pen. Fred puts a rubber pencil in Ward's pencil jar. Ward puts a slice of rubber cheese into Fred's sandwich. Fred puts an envelope filled with anthrax on Ward's desk. Ward puts a bomb in Fred's desk drawer.

07-22-2005, 10:20 PM	#4
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07-23-2005, 06:31 PM	#5
miss landers Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 29, 2004 Location: Northeast Posts: 226	More Office Foolery On Ward's 10th anniversary with the company, Fred has an enormous cake delivered to Ward's office. Marlene Holmes pops out dressed in a g-string and tasselled pasties. Marlene dirty dances for Ward while Fred films the entire exhibition.

08-05-2005, 06:31 AM	#9
Mayfield4ever Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Aug 05, 2005 Posts: 3	The Office Life Fred walks around the office all day with a little dribble of dried egg at the corner of his mouth. Ward says nothing but when he gets home in the evening he can talk of nothing else except that dribble of egg and how sick the sight of it made him. June tries to pacify Ward. Ward becomes more and more upset over the memory of Fred's face. He grabs Wally's baseball bat and smashes every window in the house. Fred suggests to Ward they get a massage after an especially trying day at the office. Ward agrees and Fred takes him to a sleazy looking place on a back street. A masseuse gives Ward a fingerwave. Ward enjoys the sensation and later that night pesters June for another one. June tells Ward she isn't going to spend the rest of her life giving him fingerwaves; she turns over and goes to sleep.

05-01-2005, 11:44 PM	#1
Corvetteguy Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 01, 2003 Location: TN Posts: 126	Ward's Day At The Office Have you ever wondered what goes on down at Ward's place of business ? Here are a few ideas. Ward spits in Fred's cofee. Ward's secretary sits on his lap as he gives her dictation. Bill Boothby flirts with the girls in the secretarial lounge and table dances for them when he ties on one too many at lunch. Fred hides in the bathroom stall and eaves drops to see what his male co-workers have to say about him behind his back. He then rolls up his pants and puts on a pair of Gwen's heels and does the same in the ladies room. Fred snoops in Wards office while he's out to find information on Ward's accounts to sabotage them. When Ward has to work late, he is really having all night wild office parties.

08-03-2005, 07:43 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	I always imagined Ward as a Spy, selling nuclear secrets to the Russians

08-23-2005, 07:09 AM	#11
Commander Benson Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 15, 2002 Posts: 55	Ward Cleaver, P.I. Long before his Leave It to Beaver days, Hugh Beaumont played the pulp novel detective Michael Shayne in a series of five B-movies in 1946-7. He played a similar character--Dennis O'Brien--in a trio of low-budget films in 1951. Both of these characters were of the same moral rectitude as Ward Cleaver, although they were harder around the edges. I have often amused myself in the past by entertaining the playful notion that these B-movies showed us what Ward did when he was at work. Every day, he kisses June good-bye and heads off for work. He arrives at his second-floor-walk-up office, straps on his shoulder holster, exchanges some banter with his secretary Phyllis, and cleans up crime and corruption in Mayfield. Fred Rutherford is one of his stoolies. Larry Mondello's almost-never-seen father isn't on a "business trip"; that's just a white lie told Larry by his mother. Actually, Larry's dad is doing a stretch in prison, after Ward caught him embezzling from his employer. At the end of a day of detecting and knocking heads, Ward slips his .38 back in the desk drawer and drives home to June and the boys. At home, Ward dispenses moral guidance by patient lectures to Wally and the Beaver; at work, he dispenses it from the end of a gun. Commander Benson
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