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crystals · 05-01-2005, 03:35 PM

Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines:
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.

In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday
please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and
stand upside down on the draining board.

Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - Bicycles, washing machines, Etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,
there is a Day Care on the 1st floor.

Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull
charges.

Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door -
The Bell Doesn't Work.)

Courtnee · 05-01-2005, 04:56 PM

Hollow · 05-01-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crystals

On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door -
The Bell Doesn't Work.)

Brent88 · 05-01-2005, 05:19 PM

Cactus Jack · 05-01-2005, 05:56 PM

05-01-2005, 03:35 PM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	oh, those double meanings (got this in an email) Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - Bicycles, washing machines, Etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain? Notice in health food shop window: Closed due to illness. Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car. Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a Day Care on the 1st floor. Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. On a repair shop door: We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn't Work.)
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05-01-2005, 04:56 PM	#2
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