You Know You Have Watched "Small Wonder" A Few Too Many Times If...

[Small_Wonder_Lover]

1. You do things literally (e.g., you jump when you're told to "hop
to it").

2. You stalk girls named Vicki (A confession: I used to do this. I
knew their names were Vicki because of their name tags--you know, the
ones that say, "Hello, my name is...").

3. When you answer a question in the negative, you say, "Oh no-nuh-
nuh-no-no-no" (a Bonnie Brindle-ism).

4. You know the theme song by heart ("She's a smaaaaaaaall wonder,"
etc.).

5. You wish you had or pretend you have (I no longer do the latter,
but I still do the former) a robot sister that looked and talked like
Vicki (red and white dress, rolled ponytail and all).

6. You like to talk in a monotone.

7. You repeat exactly what people say (maybe in a monotone). (Vicki
did that umpteen times)

8. When you greet someone you yell, "Hi-yeee!" and when you bid
someone farewell you yell, "Bye-yeee!" (two other Bonnie Brindle-
isms).

9. When asked where you hurt, you say, "Everywhere! Even my hair
hurts!" (from the episode "Victor/V.I.C.I.").

10. You have dreams about Vicki the Robot (I used to have such dreams
all the time, and I still do sometimes, although not as often as I'd
like).

11. You have named or wanted to name your daughter "Vicki."

12. (This applies to females only): You want a Vicki hairdo.

13. You eat or have wanted to eat chili dogs for breakfast (like in
the episode "Runaway Jamie").

14. You have a crush on your neighbor and you always come on to
him/her and he/she hates it (like what Harriet would do to Jamie in
almost every "Small Wonder" episode and Jamie hated it).

15. If you remember the show as well as I do.

[robby76]

That's so weird... just yesterday I was doing my "Vicki" monotone "waa waa" sounding voice to my older brother in the car... it was hilarious! I love doing it! My sister (a year older than me) was a SW fan too.

I may do one of these for the punky board... unless you wanna beat me to it!

[Small Wonderian]

Originally Posted by Small_Wonder_Lover

1. You do things literally (e.g., you jump when you're told to "hop
to it").

2. You stalk girls named Vicki (A confession: I used to do this. I
knew their names were Vicki because of their name tags--you know, the
ones that say, "Hello, my name is...").

3. When you answer a question in the negative, you say, "Oh no-nuh-
nuh-no-no-no" (a Bonnie Brindle-ism).

4. You know the theme song by heart ("She's a smaaaaaaaall wonder,"
etc.).

5. You wish you had or pretend you have (I no longer do the latter,
but I still do the former) a robot sister that looked and talked like
Vicki (red and white dress, rolled ponytail and all).

6. You like to talk in a monotone.

7. You repeat exactly what people say (maybe in a monotone). (Vicki
did that umpteen times)

8. When you greet someone you yell, "Hi-yeee!" and when you bid
someone farewell you yell, "Bye-yeee!" (two other Bonnie Brindle-
isms).

9. When asked where you hurt, you say, "Everywhere! Even my hair
hurts!" (from the episode "Victor/V.I.C.I.").

10. You have dreams about Vicki the Robot (I used to have such dreams
all the time, and I still do sometimes, although not as often as I'd
like).

11. You have named or wanted to name your daughter "Vicki."

12. (This applies to females only): You want a Vicki hairdo.

13. You eat or have wanted to eat chili dogs for breakfast (like in
the episode "Runaway Jamie").

14. You have a crush on your neighbor and you always come on to
him/her and he/she hates it (like what Harriet would do to Jamie in
almost every "Small Wonder" episode and Jamie hated it).

15. If you remember the show as well as I do.

I'm guilty of doing numbers 4, 10, 13, and 15.

[Small_Wonder_Lover]

Originally Posted by Small Wonderian

I'm guilty of doing numbers 4, 10, 13, and 15.

Cool! You had dreams about Vicki the Robot, too?! OMG! And did you actually eat chili dogs for breakfast or did you just want to? That would be no Small Wonder , now would it? Oh no-nuh-nuh-no-no-no!

[Small Wonderian]

Originally Posted by Small_Wonder_Lover

Cool! You had dreams about Vicki the Robot, too?! OMG! And did you actually eat chili dogs for breakfast or did you just want to? That would be no Small Wonder , now would it? Oh no-nuh-nuh-no-no-no!

Yep. It's been about three weeks since I had those dreams, though. I actually ate chilli dogs for breakfast on several occasions with french fries and a root beer soda.

[Small_Wonder_Lover]

Originally Posted by Small Wonderian

Yep. It's been about three weeks since I had those dreams, though. I actually ate chilli dogs for breakfast on several occasions with french fries and a root beer soda.

A real-life Jamie Lawson, eh? And BTW, what happened in your dreams about our favorite child robot? And have any girls ever come on to you the way Harriet came on to Jamie?

[Small Wonderian]

Originally Posted by Small_Wonder_Lover

A real-life Jamie Lawson, eh? And BTW, what happened in your dreams about our favorite child robot? And have any girls ever come on to you the way Harriet came on to Jamie?

Well, most of the dreams that I've had about Vicki took place in a school setting where we would be in class doing our work or something. I can't say that any girl has come on to me like Harriet did to Jamie, although if they had, it would have been really nice.