Fave Quote

[Brett Ferino]

What is it and why?

Hockstedar, Burkhalter, Hogan, and Schultz are in Klink's office trying to decide what to do about the demands of the kidnappers to release Hans Wagner in return for Klink. Hogan is trying to convince them that it would be a wise move for Burkhalter and Hockstedar to meet the demands. Burkhalter had heard enough and said, "Schultz, Col. Hogan is leaving".
Schultz said, "He is, goodbye", and he extended his hand to shake hands with Hogan.
Hockstedar screamed, "Get him out of here". Hogan immediately left and shut the door behind him. Shultz then opened the door and yelled, "And stay out", and then reclosed the door.

Hogan, Carter, Newkirk were in Klink's office at night by themselves. There was something in Klink's safe that they were trying to get. While Newkirk was attempting to open the safe the phone rang. Hogan told Carter to answer it and tell the person that they had the wrong number. Carter did this and the person asked Carter how he knew it was the wrong number since he never mentioned his name. Carter said, "You must have the wrong number because I don't even have a phone".

Newkirk: "Hey Schultzy, I think old Klink is looking for you".
Schultz: "How do you know".
Newkirk: "He said, 'Where is that idiot'. No, he said, 'Where is that stupid idiot'".
Schultz goes off to find Klink. Later he returns and sees Newkirk and says, "Hey Newkirk, the Kommandant didn't want me".
Newkirk: "He must have been looking for some other stupid idiot".

Klink and Hogan are in Klink's office looking through the window watch as Major Hocksteder drives away.
Klink: "Good riddence".
Hogan: "He's really not so bad".
Klink: "There's one thing nice about him being here. It feels so good when he leaves".

[Gordon ~ Shirley]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE ARE REALLY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!! Well I like whenever Hogan and Klink go, "Chop, chop chop." IT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!


Vol 1: The Informer (Original Pilot):

Shultz: Me send for you? I never send for anybody, not even if I need them.

Shultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape...
Hogan: Yeah?
Shultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.

Hogan: You see, sir, today is one of our national holidays - repeal of prohibition.

Shultz: I see nothing. I know nothing.

a German truck flies by
Hogan: There's never a cop when you need one

while safecracking, the phone rings in Klink's office and Carter answers
Carter: Hello? Oh, hi... I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. This is a prisoner of war camp. Who am I? I'm a prisoner.
Hogan: Carter.

n an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo
Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Please take your truck and its cargo some other place.
Captain: I have orders.
Hands over papers with orders to Klink
Colonel Klink: The only orders that I am interested in are my own orders.
Klink in a casual tone starts reading to himself the captain's orders paper
energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand
Colonel Klink: Glad to have you with us, Captain.

a German guard is fending of POW from restricted area
Guard: Nein!
Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now.

toasting
Hogan: Here's to our wives and sweethearts - may they never meet.



HAHAHAHA I LOVE THOSE PARTS!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE LAST LINE

[Tres]

My favorite quote: everytime Hochstedter sees Hogan, he yells "What is this man doing here??!!!"

Tres