THINGS THE CLAMPETTS WOULD NEVER SAY - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

treky · 04-23-2005, 02:24 AM

I saw this on "The Andy Griffith show" board, and thought it'd be fun to start it on here too.

Jed: "Y'know, that Mrs. Drysdale has a nice ass!"

Munsters#1 · 07-05-2005, 06:11 PM

Cut it out with the "nice ass" posts. That's just stupid.

TV DVD Fan · 07-07-2005, 12:30 PM

How's that entertaining? I don't think they even know what a curse is if they still don't even know what that 'sound is that they's always hearin' when a fella knocks on the door!'

pat

treky · 07-07-2005, 04:28 PM

yes, that was the point and that's why what I said is so FUNNY (at least, I THINK so. Judging by the responses, noone else does)
That's why I titled the thread "Things the Cllammpets would NEVER say" not "WOULD say"!

TV DVD Fan · 07-11-2005, 08:32 PM

Well, it really is inappropiate for a 'Beverly Hillbillies' post.

pat

barwars · 07-13-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by treky

I saw this on "The Andy Griffith show" board, and thought it'd be fun to start it on here too.

Jed: "Y'know, that Mrs. Drysdale has a nice ass!"

Haha. I'm just picturing Jed saying that, but even funnier -- Mr. Drysdale's reaction. I'm sure he'd offer her up in a second if it meant he'd be getting closer to their money.

treky · 07-24-2005, 02:01 AM

FINNALLY!!!! Someone else who sees the humor in that statement!

What is with you people? People thought it was funny on the "Gilligans Island" board!

Frump · 09-11-2005, 01:24 AM

Granny:I'm gonna use my share of the money to hire servents and I ain't doing a lick of work EVER again!

04-23-2005, 02:24 AM	#1
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	THINGS THE CLAMPETTS WOULD NEVER SAY I saw this on "The Andy Griffith show" board, and thought it'd be fun to start it on here too. Jed: "Y'know, that Mrs. Drysdale has a nice ass!"
	__________________ the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies. Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?" clerk: "Madam, those are rubies." Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her." clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady." Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."

07-07-2005, 12:30 PM	#3
TV DVD Fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2005 Posts: 2,602	How's that entertaining? I don't think they even know what a curse is if they still don't even know what that 'sound is that they's always hearin' when a fella knocks on the door!' pat
	__________________ Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Sarah Connor: Maybe if you spend your life hiding who you are, you might finally end up fooling yourself. - From the episode "Gnothi Seauton."

09-11-2005, 01:24 AM	#8
Frump Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 06, 2003 Location: McMinnville Posts: 1,206	Granny:I'm gonna use my share of the money to hire servents and I ain't doing a lick of work EVER again!
	__________________ Frump

07-05-2005, 06:11 PM	#2
Munsters#1 Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 29, 2004 Posts: 2,928	Cut it out with the "nice ass" posts. That's just stupid.

07-07-2005, 04:28 PM	#4
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	yes, that was the point and that's why what I said is so FUNNY (at least, I THINK so. Judging by the responses, noone else does) That's why I titled the thread "Things the Cllammpets would NEVER say" not "WOULD say"!

07-11-2005, 08:32 PM	#5
TV DVD Fan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2005 Posts: 2,602	Well, it really is inappropiate for a 'Beverly Hillbillies' post. pat

07-24-2005, 02:01 AM	#7
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	FINNALLY!!!! Someone else who sees the humor in that statement! What is with you people? People thought it was funny on the "Gilligans Island" board!