Things That Would Have Been Funny To See

[Corvetteguy]

What do you think would have been funny to see happen on the show that we didn't see ?


* Miss Landers sunbathing in a bikini while Beaver and his friends spy on her and take photos.


* Ward farting in the car on his way to work.


* Wally walking in only wearing boxer shorts asking June for a sandwhich during her snooty womens club meeting.


* June slapping Gwen Rutherford.


* Mrs. Rayburn seen at the drive - in with a high school boy.


* Ward keying Fred's car at work.


* Eddie making a pass at June and she is flattered.

[desilu #1]

You crack me up! Good ones! Although I can see Fred farting instead of Ward. In fact that gives me an idea..

Gwen spikes Fred's coffee with laxatives and as he runs to the bathroom at work, he loses control and Ward laughs, points and snaps a picture!

Beaver finally snaps and moons Aunt Martha at a family reunion.

Ward unknowingly makes reservations at a nudest resort for a weekend.

Wally gives Eddie a big wedgie.

Lumpy becomes a male stripper.

Beaver pulls Judy Hensler's dress over her head at the 8th grade graduation ceremony and everyone claps!

Ward beats the snot out Fred for pinching June's ass.

Mrs. Rayburn is caught in the closet with the custodian.

Wally makes a pass at one of June's mother's club members.

[Corvetteguy]

ROTFL !!!! Desilu those are awesome. I can picture all those scenes, especialy the one about Beaver pulling Judy's dress over her head and Fred pinching June. The one about Wally making a pass made me think of that old movie The Graduate. Here are some more scenes.


Larry Mondello gets caught eating out of the dumpster behind the White Fox resteraunt.


Wally at a college kegger.


Mrs. Mondello slow dancing with a bundt cake.


June shaving Ward's back.


Beaver arrested after peeing in the public pool.


Miss Landers works part time as a go go dancer in a cage to help supplement her low income.

[desilu #1]

You are good! June shaving Ward's back gross though! Funny but gross!

Ward and June get caught doing the deed at the drive in....by a cop!

Lumpy calls Fred a "Big Boob".

Eddie goes to Dr. Phil for his obsession with June's dresses.

Ward enters a photo that he took of June in her nightie in an issue of "Sexy Housewives Gazette" and she wins grandprize.

Wally goes to court for habitual indecent exposure.

Beaver goes to the hospital due to contracting the world's nastiest rash caused by not changing his underware on a regular basis.

Ward's towel falls in front of aunt Martha causing her to go into convulsions.

Uncle Billy and Mrs. Rayburn are secret ex husband and wife.

Larry's father and Miss Lander's have a love child together...so he really hasn't been in Cleveland.

[Corvetteguy]

I'm cracking up here from all the funny replies. Here are some more:


Ward flirting with a neighbors hot wife.


Beaver gets a mysteriuos rash and the Doctor is baffled. It turns out that June has been using his underwear as dust rags.


Wally becomes a paid companion of Mrs. Haskell.


June starts wearing short shorts and halter tops when Eddie is around.


Wally gives himself a body piercing and passes out from all the blood.


June catches Beaver farting under the covers and smelling it.


Ward mows the yard in a speedo.


Miss Landers bleaches her hair and tries to become Marilyn Monroe. She is dismissed after she lets a fan blow her dress up in front of the class as a take off on the Marilyn Monroe Movie " Some Like It Hot"


Whitey gets nearly electrocuted by whizzing on and electric fence.


June & Ward dirty dancing.

[desilu #1]

Corvetteguy I'm having way too much fun with this! I can't quit laughing!

Here's more!

On a dare....Fred rides on his bike naked down The Cleaver's street.

Ward get's a new video camera so him and June can make private videos.

Eddie gives Wally $100 for a pair of June's lacy panties.

Eddie slips June a Mickey in her coffee.

Gwen and June mud wrestle while Ward and Fred make bets.

Ward and June met through their parents as an arranged marriage and got hot for each other.

Ward comes from a secret mob family.

Gwen takes a picture of Fred asleep in her underware and blackmales him with it.

[Corvetteguy]

Desi....I'm seriously cracking up here.


June catches Beaver wearing her heels and pearls and dancing in the mirror to " These Boots Were Made For Walking"


Ward on the toilet eating a piece of pie.


Miss Landers putting a cigarette out on Beaver's forehead.


June sets herself on fire by spraying her hair down next to an open flame.


Wally shaving his legs.


June decides underwear is unecessary.


Mrs. Rayburn spends her vacations at a nudist colony.

[Tundra Wolf]

Beaver is prancing about the house in a ballerina dress and then his family walks in.

June catches Beaver putting make-up all over his face.

Larry Mondello is wearing spandex skipping through a field of flowers.


Wally comes home one day with breast implants.

[Courtnee]

[James"Thunder"Early]

Ward and June and the Rutherfords go on Jerry Springer style show and get into a chair throwing fight.

Ms. Landers flashes Beaver.


Beaver and Wally walking in Fred Rutherford and June in bed.


June Catching Beaver watching a dirty movie and passing out.


Beaver walking up to Mrs. Rayburn and saying "what up, Shorty" and hit her on the butt.

[Corvetteguy]

All of these responses are hillarious Here are some more.


Gwen & June cat fight and June's pearls get broken. She then forces Gwen to swallow them.


Ward gets arrested for indecent exposure after his robe blows open when he goes out to get the morning paper. He is later offered a job as a promotional spokesman for a local raisin company.


Wally uses Beavers homework after they run out of toilet paper and he takes it to school as is.


Fred does a cannonball at the public pool and nearly drowns 30 people.


Miss Landers goes to court after she beats Judy Hensler senseless with another kid's arm.


Mrs. Rayburn announces she's pregnant.


Beaver goes to cut Miss Landers lawn and Wally answers the door shirtless.


Ward gets excited when he finds a catalog of June's with sexy nighties. He then gets shocked when he see's Beavers name on the order form.

[Tundra Wolf]

Beaver and Larry get into a big arguement, and Beaver ends up slashing Larry's throat. The family catches Beaver while he's dragging Larry's rotting corpse up into his room.

[Corvetteguy]

I can't keep from laughing at everyones responses.

Here are some more of mine:


Ward gets upset with June after she swing dances on the bandstand at the country club without underwear.


June sends Beaver to a therapist after he develops a problem doing # 2 in his bed during overnight periods.


Miss Landers starts dressing like a 50's/60's hot biker chick in tight peddle pushers, sunglasses, leather jacket, and smoking cigarettes. She then tells the class she's going to blow this joint as she's taking a drag. Wally then busts through the classroom door on his Harley and they ride off into the sunset.


Miss Landers fiance takes a life insurance policy on her and plans to do away with her so he can move to Florida with Mrs.Rayburn.


Wally puts and ad in a magazine to pick up trashy women. Mrs. Mondello answer the ad.


June goes to jail after someone gets hold of some bad potato salad at a PTA meeting.

[desilu #1]

That settles it, we are all SICK!! The worst part is we can't stop!

Ward drives up from work, June greets him outside with a kiss and Ward gets hot and puts her on the car and puts it to her as people walk by.

Wally shaves his pubes and Beaver glues them on himself. (I don't know where the hell I got that one!)

Wally gets up from the dinner table with a hard on and June screams and crys, "Wally settle down!"

Eddie walks in on Ward pleasing June "oraly" at the kitchen sink.

Gwen shaves her legs and armpitts to make a hairpiece for Fred.

Beaver makes a slingshot out of June's bra and smacks Fred in the middle of his head and Fred keeps it as a keepsake.

[James"Thunder"Early]

This is fun! Here are some more

Eddie catches June vacuuming naked, click a picture and sells it at school.

June hears Wally tell Mary Ellen Roger "I wanna jump your bones" on the phone.

Ward becomes a kleptomaniac

Wally gets in trouble for hitting on Mrs. Rayburn