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crystals · 04-20-2005, 01:12 AM

After Dinner Sermon

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his
Sunday sermon.
He put four worms into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of semen.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol -- dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead
Third worm in semen -- dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
The minister asked the congregation -- "What can we learn from this
demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said;
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms"
AMEN!!

80s_Fan · 04-20-2005, 08:10 AM

*MIBabe03* · 04-20-2005, 08:37 AM

LMAO!

04-20-2005, 01:12 AM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	stupid joke about worms I got in an email After Dinner Sermon A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four worms into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of semen. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol -- dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead Third worm in semen -- dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. The minister asked the congregation -- "What can we learn from this demonstration?" A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms" AMEN!!
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04-20-2005, 08:10 AM	#2
80s_Fan Healthcare_Clerk Senior Member Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1,697	Funny One

04-20-2005, 08:37 AM	#3
MIBabe03 Loving Swingtown! Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 28, 2002 Location: TX Posts: 4,646	LMAO!
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