Beyonce's REMIX to "U Don't Know My Name"

[MissZero]

Hello?
Can i speak to... to Jay-Z? Oh, hey how you doin
I feel kinna silly doin this but uh, this is that singer
who sat behind you at the Grammys.
U know...the one with the wig?
Yeah... well I see you at industry parties all the time
You come in your Maybach, I think
And you always wear the button-ups with S. Carters
My manager/father be trippin talkin about you a thug and you too old
And that he graduated with you in high school...
But...I think you kinda sweet
Anyway... you always got on some
Fly blue suit and your cuff-links is shining all bright
So what you do?
Oh word?
Yeah that sounds interestin...
Look man I don't wanna waste your time but
I know girls don't usually do this,
but I was wonderin if maybe we could get together
Outside Popeyes
You know cause I do look...
a little different when I'm inhaling 6 chicken wings at time
I mean we could just go across the street to the park and eat some donuts
Or we could walk down the street and have some hot dogs.
Or we could just chill at your place, you do have food right?
Wait, hold up my... my group is breakin up
Michelle, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!!! We will have you on the first bus back to Illinois.
Oh I'm back.
Yeah so what day did you say?
Oh yeah... Thursday's perfect

[MissZero]

oh come on...yall don't think thats funny???


I forgot about the end though:

and it feels like OoooooOOOOOoOooOoOooooooOoooOOoOOOooooooooOOooooOOoOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOoOooooOoooooOOh but chu dont kno my naaaaaaaaAAaaaAaaaAaaaaaaaaaAaaaAme