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Chocoholic · 04-07-2005, 07:34 PM

I got this in an E-mail. Too funny

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern tv stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed over to Arkansas, down into Texas, east through Louisiana and Mississippi and eventually ending up back over in Alabama.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with New York license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

Brent88 · 04-07-2005, 08:26 PM

They wouldn't make it past my house.

Steve M. · 04-07-2005, 09:24 PM

There's a similar joke called "Survivor: Harlem." A group of rednecks in a dirty pickup truck drive repeatedly up and down the avenues and along 125th Street with "BUSH/CHENEY" stickers, and the radio blares country and western music at full blast. Once in a while they get out revealing their "RUSH IS RIGHT" T-shirts and "RAP SUCKS" tattoos, go in a soul food restaurant, and attempt to buy a meal with Canadian money!

First one to make it to Bill Clinton's office, where he will be protected from angry mobs by Secret Service agents, wins.

Kay Scarpetta · 04-08-2005, 12:26 PM

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04-07-2005, 07:34 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Survivor: Southern Style I got this in an E-mail. Too funny Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern tv stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style." The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed over to Arkansas, down into Texas, east through Louisiana and Mississippi and eventually ending up back over in Alabama. Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with New York license plates and large bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2008, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns! The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

04-07-2005, 08:26 PM	#2
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	They wouldn't make it past my house.
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04-07-2005, 09:24 PM	#3
Steve M. Back on the road to reality Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 07, 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 33,307	There's a similar joke called "Survivor: Harlem." A group of rednecks in a dirty pickup truck drive repeatedly up and down the avenues and along 125th Street with "BUSH/CHENEY" stickers, and the radio blares country and western music at full blast. Once in a while they get out revealing their "RUSH IS RIGHT" T-shirts and "RAP SUCKS" tattoos, go in a soul food restaurant, and attempt to buy a meal with Canadian money! First one to make it to Bill Clinton's office, where he will be protected from angry mobs by Secret Service agents, wins.
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04-08-2005, 12:26 PM	#4
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