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Cactus Jack · 04-03-2005, 09:01 PM

What are they?

Georgia's on my Mind · 04-03-2005, 09:07 PM

why did the dead baby cross the road?

because it was stapled to the chicken

Cactus Jack · 04-03-2005, 09:11 PM

Spell ICUP

I SEE YOU PEE

TripperFan · 04-03-2005, 10:01 PM

What's green and hangs from the tops of trees.

Giraffe snot.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 04-03-2005, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

Spell ICUP

I SEE YOU PEE

Soooooo frikkiiinnn olldddd. It's like the youth of today has no creativity.

Find your OWN effing jokes.

Courtnee · 04-03-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

What are they?

Brother:what did the apple say to the mouse
Me:what
Brother:hi!

Cactus Jack · 04-04-2005, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

Soooooo frikkiiinnn olldddd. It's like the youth of today has no creativity.

Find your OWN effing jokes.

I know! Its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooold but when youre not a lttle kid anymore you dont say it so thats good

Penny Lane · 04-04-2005, 10:08 AM

My granddaughter told me this one

What do dogs eat for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

G-Force Glockstar · 04-04-2005, 10:21 AM

Spell PIG backwards

G(ee), I p(ee).

That's as stupid as the "ICUP" one.

Cactus Jack · 04-04-2005, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruthie Lang

Spell PIG backwards

G(ee), I p(ee).

That's as stupid as the "ICUP" one.

Yes, yes it is

These are the jokes little kids whould be saying

Boy#2: Look down and tell me what you see?

Boy#1: WEINER! WEINER!

Cactus Jack · 04-04-2005, 06:57 PM

Boy#1 Mr. Hertz, what is your first name?

Mr. Hertz : Richard

Boy#1: Whats another name for that?

Mr, Hertz : Dick

Boy#1 : Dick Hertz? Do you need an ice cube?

Hollow · 04-04-2005, 07:09 PM

they all annoyed me so much when i was starting elementary school and heard them a lot.

Mijada · 04-04-2005, 07:16 PM

This isn't a joke but when I was in Elementary School the boys used to have this saying "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars" A few years ago my nephew said that too me thinking I had never heard it before. I just laughed and told him how old that saying was.

TheGreatPretender · 04-04-2005, 08:01 PM

XYZ.

Babes_Cat · 04-04-2005, 09:36 PM

my brother made this up when he was about 3.
(i think it's cute)

what do you call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud.

04-03-2005, 09:01 PM	#1
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04-04-2005, 10:21 AM	#9
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04-04-2005, 08:01 PM	#14
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04-03-2005, 09:07 PM	#2
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	why did the dead baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

04-03-2005, 09:11 PM	#3
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Spell ICUP I SEE YOU PEE

04-04-2005, 06:57 PM	#11
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Boy#1 Mr. Hertz, what is your first name? Mr. Hertz : Richard Boy#1: Whats another name for that? Mr, Hertz : Dick Boy#1 : Dick Hertz? Do you need an ice cube?

04-04-2005, 07:09 PM	#12
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	they all annoyed me so much when i was starting elementary school and heard them a lot.

04-04-2005, 07:16 PM	#13
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	This isn't a joke but when I was in Elementary School the boys used to have this saying "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars" A few years ago my nephew said that too me thinking I had never heard it before. I just laughed and told him how old that saying was.

04-04-2005, 09:36 PM	#15
Babes_Cat Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Oct 11, 2001 Location: massachusetts Posts: 34,145	okay, so it's not a bad joke... my brother made this up when he was about 3. (i think it's cute) what do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud.