California Crude

[TVFactFan]

This is the only episode from season 6 I never seen and one of the main reasons why I'm waiting for June to Buy the DVD. I heard this is a very funny episode

[glenny]

It is pretty funny compared to most of the others from season 6. Ross Martin, who paired with Robert Conrad in the sixties TV show "The Wild Wild West" plays a Arab who want to buy Fred's oil rights. There is a great sight gag with Fred coming down the stairs dressed like a Arab with a caftan and everything.

Lamont: "Pop you look rediculous!"

Fred: "Why?"

Lamont: "Your the only Arab i know who's caftan says property of the
Holiday Inn."

[mooseface]

Originally Posted by glenny

It is pretty funny compared to most of the others from season 6. Ross Martin, who paired with Robert Conrad in the sixties TV show "The Wild Wild West" plays a Arab who want to buy Fred's oil rights. There is a great sight gag with Fred coming down the stairs dressed like a Arab with a caftan and everything.

Lamont: "Pop you look rediculous!"

Fred: "Why?"

Lamont: "Your the only Arab i know who's caftan says property of the
Holiday Inn."

I like this exchange after it is determined that the oil is pure sludge.

Mr. Aram: "May the palms of your life always drop dates in your arms."

Fred (ready to fight): "And may the palms of my hands drop your teeth at my feet!"

[glenny]

Originally Posted by mooseface

I like this exchange after it is determined that the oil is pure sludge.

Mr. Aram: "May the palms of your life always drop dates in your arms."

Fred (ready to fight): "And may the palms of my hands drop your teeth at my feet!"

Mr Aram: "Your oil is crude...pure crude!"

Fred:"Hey! Just because we are poor, that's no reason to insult our oil."

Mr. Aram: "No crude is a good thing!"

Lamont: "How gooood (good)??"

Fred: "How mooch (much)??"

[mooseface]

Originally Posted by glenny

Mr Aram: "Your oil is crude...pure crude!"

Fred:"Hey! Just because we are poor, that's no reason to insult our oil."

Mr. Aram: "No crude is a good thing!"

Lamont: "How gooood (good)??"

Fred: "How mooch (much)??"

Fred: "We shook on it. In this country, that means you have a deal."

Mr. Aram: "Alas, I am not familiar with the customs of your country."

Fred (raising fist): "Well maybe I should introduce you to the custom of the Big 5!"

-and-

Mr. Aram: "I am having so many problems with assimilation."

Fred: "Maybe you should eat more roughage."