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callmetootie · 09-26-2001, 09:38 PM

"Thankyou For Being An Egg" Written By Me!

Thankyou for being an egg
Cracked your shell and scrambled it
Your an egg and you should be cracked
And if you made a cake
With a pillsbury boy you knew...
Scrambled eggs would be the breakfast food for me
And the shell would grab my hand
Thankyou for being an egg!

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Andrew Carden

ThomasE · 09-28-2001, 05:20 PM

LOL! That was pretty good!

moofomoo · 10-01-2001, 10:08 AM

Mine...

"Thank you for wearing Depends"

Thank you for wearing Depends,
When life gets soggy we dry the end...
Your bladder's weak, and we'll always come through for you.

And when you need to potty,
But it's just outside your reach...
We guarantee, that if you really need to pee,
We will always save you and say,
"Thank you for wearing Depends"

Crass, out of taste, and hysterically funny...well so sayeth my friends who had to sing it.

**Gracie**

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Delivery guy: "Blanche Deverux?"
Dorothy: "That's Devereaux...it's only pronounced the other way in limericks."
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Dorothy: "You'll have to excuse my mother, she recently had a stroke rendering her totally annoying."

ThomasE · 10-01-2001, 11:22 AM

That is funny!

jayman75 · 09-09-2002, 11:26 AM

Good call... these are funny.

Anyone else up for a try?

tony_the_tiger324 · 09-20-2002, 06:30 PM

the depends one was funny, but that egg one was really bad. sorry

09-26-2001, 09:38 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	My Reworking Of The GG Theme Song: "Thankyou For Being An Egg" Written By Me! Thankyou for being an egg Cracked your shell and scrambled it Your an egg and you should be cracked And if you made a cake With a pillsbury boy you knew... Scrambled eggs would be the breakfast food for me And the shell would grab my hand Thankyou for being an egg! ------------------ Andrew Carden

09-09-2002, 11:26 AM	#5
jayman75 I Love the 80s! Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Location: THE GREAT UNITED STATES Posts: 3,809	Good call... these are funny. Anyone else up for a try?
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09-28-2001, 05:20 PM	#2
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	LOL! That was pretty good!

10-01-2001, 10:08 AM	#3
moofomoo #1 Hans Conried fan Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: land of Liberty and Justice for ALL...you got a problem with that? Posts: 770	Mine... "Thank you for wearing Depends" Thank you for wearing Depends, When life gets soggy we dry the end... Your bladder's weak, and we'll always come through for you. And when you need to potty, But it's just outside your reach... We guarantee, that if you really need to pee, We will always save you and say, "Thank you for wearing Depends" Crass, out of taste, and hysterically funny...well so sayeth my friends who had to sing it. Gracie ------------------ Delivery guy: "Blanche Deverux?" Dorothy: "That's Devereaux...it's only pronounced the other way in limericks." ~~~~~~~~~~ Dorothy: "You'll have to excuse my mother, she recently had a stroke rendering her totally annoying."

10-01-2001, 11:22 AM	#4
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	That is funny!

09-20-2002, 06:30 PM	#6
tony_the_tiger324 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 18, 2002 Posts: 59	the depends one was funny, but that egg one was really bad. sorry