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JMPolniaczek15 · 05-16-2001, 09:13 PM

hey everyone, i'm new to this board. I'm usually on the Facts of Life board. I was just wondering, what do you think is the funniestSt. Olaf story Rose has told? i like the one about the St. Olaf Slasher, and the one about the old lady who didn't have any "smile muscles." Tell me what you think!

callmetootie · 05-16-2001, 09:14 PM

I agree with you that the St.Oalf Slasher was very, very funny.

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Precious · 05-17-2001, 11:34 AM

I remember Rose telling a story to the girls about her children being conceived on St. Olaf holidays! That was pretty funny. It was on the episode when Blanche's daughter, Becky was having a baby.

GuLight · 05-22-2001, 04:50 PM

Rose told a story one time -- I forget what the topic of conversation was, but she said something along the lines of: "And no body suspected anything until we found little bits of Joe's plaid shirt in the corn. Then we said: 'That's odd, that looks like bits of Joe's Arm." It was really hilarious.

I wish I could remember the St. Olaf slasher.

I also liked the one where she said she ran away from St. Olaf to St. Gustav and she was left all alone in a strange city in the pouring rain. Then somebody shouted, "Hey idiot, don't you know any better? Come inside and get out of the rain." Then Rose said that the in thing to do was coming in out of the rain."

Also when Rose got that letter to be St. Olaf's woman of the year and she was gonna send water, but the letter said not to because they've found that envelopes leak.

ThomasE · 05-23-2001, 09:27 PM

I like the one-eyed cow story.

Bluestone · 05-25-2001, 05:07 PM

I have more than one fave:

"The St. Olaf Slasher"
"Tundor the Mediocre Tiger"
"Taking the Bull by the Horns" (St. Olaf 'sex education')
"The Boy who was Raised By Wild Moose"

08-10-2001, 12:57 AM

I love 2 the one where she talks about the diffrencs between this married couple, She was fat he was thin, he was cheap she was extravagant.. and on and on. Then the other favorite is w/ rose saying about the hearing (fish) Juggleing act, and Blance says Someone actually juggled Hearing? And Rose said Oh no silly the hearings did the Juggleing, With tiny little ginsu knifes, it was very dangeous one Falso move and the could have fillet themselves! LOL

moofomoo · 08-29-2001, 03:31 PM

I love the one where she starts to tell about her cousin and Dorothy cuts her off by saying "Rose, I don't want to hear about your Frickin cousin!"

I think the first story she ever told was funniest though. If you notice the girls hadn't laughed nearly so hard at a St. Olaf story since!

You know you're in for a laugh when you hear "Back in St. Olaf..." whether it be the story or the comments the others make as she tells it.

**Gracie**

Drakedeeva · 05-13-2008, 09:57 PM

I like the one where Rose goes to night school. When Dorothy grades her history exam, she gives Rose a failing grade, because she says that Adolf Hitler was her history teacher, and Eva Braun was the P.E. teacher, brcause they came to St. Olaf after the war!

Sven · 05-14-2008, 01:59 PM

^Hans Sticklemeyer lol as Adolf Hitler. good one.

I like the story about Herring Circus, and the Herring juggling act.

"Little ginsu knifes" "I mean one false move they could have fillet themselves!" lol.

MavFan92 · 05-14-2008, 09:35 PM

There was one about the St Olaf 'Angel of Death'. A nurse whose patient asked her to bring him some mouth moisteners and then kill him. "She wasn't sure if it was his meds talking or the pain talking or the man in the next bed talking. It was Ingmar Johansen, St Olaf's meanest ventriloquist"

Or the OB/Magician who delivered Kiersten..."It's a girl! Now it's rabbit!"

andress_jade · 05-14-2008, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Drakedeeva

I like the one where Rose goes to night school. When Dorothy grades her history exam, she gives Rose a failing grade, because she says that Adolf Hitler was her history teacher, and Eva Braun was the P.E. teacher, brcause they came to St. Olaf after the war!

I brought that up on another post that I started titled "Stepin Fetchik-Stepp and Fetchik. I get it now." It was so funny and so was the Stepp and Fetchik one.

Sven · 05-30-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MavFan92

Or the OB/Magician who delivered Kiersten..."It's a girl! Now it's rabbit!"

"Is this your baby"?

Loopie63 · 06-12-2008, 01:53 PM

St. Olaf slasher and the jugling herring.

80sTrivia · 06-12-2008, 06:30 PM

Here's mine:

Dorothy: "After a while, you feel like you're in this gigantic, black hole."

Rose: "We had a gigantic black hole back in St. Olaf!"

Sophia: "Oh, God!"

Rose: "Right in front of the courthouse where Charlie and I got our marriage license and our permit to have kids. Oh, it was a lovely hole. Everybody in town would stand around and look into it."

Dorothy: "And they say Hollywood is the entertainment capital of the world."

Rose: "Well, we didn't just look. Sometimes, we'd point, too. Or spit and then time it. Then there was the guy who'd always unzip himself..."

05-16-2001, 09:13 PM	#1
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	Favorite St. Olaf Story hey everyone, i'm new to this board. I'm usually on the Facts of Life board. I was just wondering, what do you think is the funniestSt. Olaf story Rose has told? i like the one about the St. Olaf Slasher, and the one about the old lady who didn't have any "smile muscles." Tell me what you think!

08-10-2001, 12:57 AM	#7
GWTW FOL Guest Posts: n/a	I love 2 the one where she talks about the diffrencs between this married couple, She was fat he was thin, he was cheap she was extravagant.. and on and on. Then the other favorite is w/ rose saying about the hearing (fish) Juggleing act, and Blance says Someone actually juggled Hearing? And Rose said Oh no silly the hearings did the Juggleing, With tiny little ginsu knifes, it was very dangeous one Falso move and the could have fillet themselves! LOL
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05-13-2008, 09:57 PM	#9
Drakedeeva Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 05, 2008 Location: Alabama Posts: 35	I like the one where Rose goes to night school. When Dorothy grades her history exam, she gives Rose a failing grade, because she says that Adolf Hitler was her history teacher, and Eva Braun was the P.E. teacher, brcause they came to St. Olaf after the war!
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06-12-2008, 06:30 PM	#15
80sTrivia Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 23, 2002 Posts: 21,715	Here's mine: Dorothy: "After a while, you feel like you're in this gigantic, black hole." Rose: "We had a gigantic black hole back in St. Olaf!" Sophia: "Oh, God!" Rose: "Right in front of the courthouse where Charlie and I got our marriage license and our permit to have kids. Oh, it was a lovely hole. Everybody in town would stand around and look into it." Dorothy: "And they say Hollywood is the entertainment capital of the world." Rose: "Well, we didn't just look. Sometimes, we'd point, too. Or spit and then time it. Then there was the guy who'd always unzip himself..."
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05-16-2001, 09:14 PM	#2
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	I agree with you that the St.Oalf Slasher was very, very funny. ------------------ Andrew Carden

05-17-2001, 11:34 AM	#3
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	I remember Rose telling a story to the girls about her children being conceived on St. Olaf holidays! That was pretty funny. It was on the episode when Blanche's daughter, Becky was having a baby.

05-22-2001, 04:50 PM	#4
GuLight Mariah Carey Lamb Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 09, 2000 Location: SC Posts: 16	Rose told a story one time -- I forget what the topic of conversation was, but she said something along the lines of: "And no body suspected anything until we found little bits of Joe's plaid shirt in the corn. Then we said: 'That's odd, that looks like bits of Joe's Arm." It was really hilarious. I wish I could remember the St. Olaf slasher. I also liked the one where she said she ran away from St. Olaf to St. Gustav and she was left all alone in a strange city in the pouring rain. Then somebody shouted, "Hey idiot, don't you know any better? Come inside and get out of the rain." Then Rose said that the in thing to do was coming in out of the rain." Also when Rose got that letter to be St. Olaf's woman of the year and she was gonna send water, but the letter said not to because they've found that envelopes leak.

05-23-2001, 09:27 PM	#5
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	I like the one-eyed cow story.

05-25-2001, 05:07 PM	#6
Bluestone I'm the Twister Frequent Poster Join Date: May 03, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 388	I have more than one fave: "The St. Olaf Slasher" "Tundor the Mediocre Tiger" "Taking the Bull by the Horns" (St. Olaf 'sex education') "The Boy who was Raised By Wild Moose"

08-29-2001, 03:31 PM	#8
moofomoo #1 Hans Conried fan Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: land of Liberty and Justice for ALL...you got a problem with that? Posts: 770	I love the one where she starts to tell about her cousin and Dorothy cuts her off by saying "Rose, I don't want to hear about your Frickin cousin!" I think the first story she ever told was funniest though. If you notice the girls hadn't laughed nearly so hard at a St. Olaf story since! You know you're in for a laugh when you hear "Back in St. Olaf..." whether it be the story or the comments the others make as she tells it. Gracie

05-14-2008, 01:59 PM	#10
Sven Golden Girls Database Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2008 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 188	^Hans Sticklemeyer lol as Adolf Hitler. good one. I like the story about Herring Circus, and the Herring juggling act. "Little ginsu knifes" "I mean one false move they could have fillet themselves!" lol.

05-14-2008, 09:35 PM	#11
MavFan92 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 13, 2007 Location: Dallas Posts: 249	There was one about the St Olaf 'Angel of Death'. A nurse whose patient asked her to bring him some mouth moisteners and then kill him. "She wasn't sure if it was his meds talking or the pain talking or the man in the next bed talking. It was Ingmar Johansen, St Olaf's meanest ventriloquist" Or the OB/Magician who delivered Kiersten..."It's a girl! Now it's rabbit!"

06-12-2008, 01:53 PM	#14
Loopie63 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 06, 2008 Location: Riverside, CA Posts: 250	St. Olaf slasher and the jugling herring.