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03-25-2005, 09:01 PM
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Easter Jokes
From The Good, Clean, Funny List (GCFL):
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. Q: How do you catch a unique bunny? A: Unique up on it! Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics. Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? A: The Easter Elephant. Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! |
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