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Brett Ferino · 03-01-2001, 10:12 PM

What is it and why?

03-04-2001, 03:06 AM

It's a toss-up between two:
Either...
When Rose gives Dorothy a hand-whittled maple syrup spigot for Christmas instead of pearl earrings, Dorothy says, "This will come in much handier.... the next time I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes!"
or...
Blanche says she doesn't mind her brother Clayton being gay, but she doesn't like the idea of him sleeping with men.
<Blanche> The must be homosexuals who sleep with women
<Sophia> Yeah, they're called LESBIANS!

Precious · 03-28-2001, 12:52 PM

"Beat it you 50-year old mattress!"--Sophia

jayman75 · 03-29-2001, 05:57 PM

DJM --

Along with the gay thing...

The episode where Dorothy's lesbian friend Jean comes to visit, and falls for Rose. Dorothy and Sophia are in bed, and Blanche hears them laughing. She comes in, and Dorothy tells her that Jean is a lesbian.

Blanche responds "A lesbian? Isn't Danny Thomas one?"

Dorothy comes back "LEBANESE!!!"

I know there was more to it, but it still cracks me up.

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80's Sitcoms Rock!!

Bluestone · 04-13-2001, 08:19 PM

I have a lot of faves:

"It'll really come in handy... next time I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes!" -Dorothy

"Sometimes life just isn't fair, kiddo!" -Rose

"OH NO, I'm not shopping with you, Mary Poppins!" -Blanche

"Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless!" -Sophia

04-14-2001, 04:01 AM

The best quote came from Sophia after Rose had fired a shot at Blanche and her date, Lester. I don't remember it exactly, but it went something like, "I've lived 80, 81 one years, suffered a stroke...one night I'll belch and Stable Mable will blow my head off." It brings tears to my eyes every time the episode comes on. Great Stuff!!!

callmetootie · 05-01-2001, 09:08 AM

Sophia: I've found my list, I've been looking for this for ages!
Blanche: Let's see what you were supposed to do on this list.
Sophia: So many goals I had.
Blanche: Lose 200 pounds???
Sophia: Already done that!

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Andrew Carden

janisc · 05-18-2001, 01:50 PM

"So is ineruterine. It does not belong in a song."~Dorothy to Rose

Carol

JMPolniaczek15 · 05-31-2001, 02:16 PM

Dorothy: Sometimes I can't believe my ears.
Sophia: I know - I should have had them taped back when you were seven!
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Blanche: I'm hallucinating! I see little balls of sunshine in a bag!
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Sophia: Jean is very nice person. She happens to like girls instead pf guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Personally, I would rather live with a lesbian than a cat...unless the lesbian sheds!
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Dorothy: I really don't want to hear this!
Sophia: Good news - you can't!
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hch · 06-07-2001, 08:47 PM

Another funny quote is when blanche meets Rose's little midget date for the first time in the epiosde "A Little Romance". She comes out of the kitchen and says "Shrimp?" and then realizing her mistake, runs back in the kitchen.

Another one is when Blanche says she treats her body like a temple and Sophia says "Yeah. Open 24 hours. Day or Night!"

MDM · 06-12-2001, 05:56 PM

Dorothy catches Sophia and Max in bed saying what is going on here? Sophia replies, "Afterglow"

classic!

Miller15 · 06-15-2001, 06:45 PM

It may not be my all time favorite, but you've got to admit this one's funny:

"Who was I sharing with? If you say something to somebody who isn't really who he is; have you actually said anything or not? And if he's heard it as someone he really isn't, has anything you said actually been heard?"

~~~Rose~~~

07-21-2001, 04:36 PM

I hate to admit it, but he sure does melt my Haagen Dasz / Rose Nyland.

Franko1998 · 07-26-2001, 02:32 PM

There were some funny lines from the episode where Rose thinks Blanche was having an affair w/ Charlie. I think the lines were something like this:
(Looking at photos)
Dorothy: Look, here's Blanche in bed with a pontoon boat. And here she is in bed with the giant orange from the Sunkist Building!

Blanche: Do you know what this means?

Rose: I sure do, you're an animal!

Dorothy: No Rose, these are double-exposures.

Rose: But why would Blanche be taking pictures of herself in bed?

Dorothy: You've seen her Christmas cards!

JMPolniaczek15 · 07-28-2001, 10:06 PM

Here are more:

Dorothy: Say good-bye, old woman!

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Rose: This is the nightgown that makes Miles you know...hot.
Sophia: Maybe it's the you know...flannel.

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"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo
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"Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo
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Rose: So, Jerry, ever dressed up like a horse?
Jerry: No, but thank you for asking!
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"Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak
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"I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead

03-01-2001, 10:12 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

03-04-2001, 03:06 AM	#2
DJM Guest Posts: n/a	It's a toss-up between two: Either... When Rose gives Dorothy a hand-whittled maple syrup spigot for Christmas instead of pearl earrings, Dorothy says, "This will come in much handier.... the next time I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes!" or... Blanche says she doesn't mind her brother Clayton being gay, but she doesn't like the idea of him sleeping with men. <Blanche> The must be homosexuals who sleep with women <Sophia> Yeah, they're called LESBIANS!
DJM Guest Posts: n/a

04-14-2001, 04:01 AM	#6
boatchick Guest Posts: n/a	The best quote came from Sophia after Rose had fired a shot at Blanche and her date, Lester. I don't remember it exactly, but it went something like, "I've lived 80, 81 one years, suffered a stroke...one night I'll belch and Stable Mable will blow my head off." It brings tears to my eyes every time the episode comes on. Great Stuff!!!
boatchick Guest Posts: n/a

07-21-2001, 04:36 PM	#13
pinkpetunia56 Guest Posts: n/a	I hate to admit it, but he sure does melt my Haagen Dasz / Rose Nyland.
pinkpetunia56 Guest Posts: n/a

03-28-2001, 12:52 PM	#3
Precious Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 08, 2000 Location: Uncasville, CT 06382 Posts: 254	"Beat it you 50-year old mattress!"--Sophia

03-29-2001, 05:57 PM	#4
jayman75 I Love the 80s! Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Location: THE GREAT UNITED STATES Posts: 3,809	DJM -- Along with the gay thing... The episode where Dorothy's lesbian friend Jean comes to visit, and falls for Rose. Dorothy and Sophia are in bed, and Blanche hears them laughing. She comes in, and Dorothy tells her that Jean is a lesbian. Blanche responds "A lesbian? Isn't Danny Thomas one?" Dorothy comes back "LEBANESE!!!" I know there was more to it, but it still cracks me up. ------------------ **************************** 80's Sitcoms Rock!!

04-13-2001, 08:19 PM	#5
Bluestone I'm the Twister Frequent Poster Join Date: May 03, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 388	I have a lot of faves: "It'll really come in handy... next time I'm lost in the woods with a stack of pancakes!" -Dorothy "Sometimes life just isn't fair, kiddo!" -Rose "OH NO, I'm not shopping with you, Mary Poppins!" -Blanche "Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless!" -Sophia

05-01-2001, 09:08 AM	#7
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Sophia: I've found my list, I've been looking for this for ages! Blanche: Let's see what you were supposed to do on this list. Sophia: So many goals I had. Blanche: Lose 200 pounds??? Sophia: Already done that! ------------------ Andrew Carden

05-18-2001, 01:50 PM	#8
janisc Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 23	"So is ineruterine. It does not belong in a song."~Dorothy to Rose Carol

05-31-2001, 02:16 PM	#9
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	Dorothy: Sometimes I can't believe my ears. Sophia: I know - I should have had them taped back when you were seven! *********************** Blanche: I'm hallucinating! I see little balls of sunshine in a bag! ********************* Sophia: Jean is very nice person. She happens to like girls instead pf guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Personally, I would rather live with a lesbian than a cat...unless the lesbian sheds! ************************ Dorothy: I really don't want to hear this! Sophia: Good news - you can't! **************************

06-07-2001, 08:47 PM	#10
hch Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Montross, VA 22520 Posts: 983	Another funny quote is when blanche meets Rose's little midget date for the first time in the epiosde "A Little Romance". She comes out of the kitchen and says "Shrimp?" and then realizing her mistake, runs back in the kitchen. Another one is when Blanche says she treats her body like a temple and Sophia says "Yeah. Open 24 hours. Day or Night!"

06-12-2001, 05:56 PM	#11
MDM Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 12, 2001 Location: washington dc Posts: 5	Dorothy catches Sophia and Max in bed saying what is going on here? Sophia replies, "Afterglow" classic!

06-15-2001, 06:45 PM	#12
Miller15 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 12, 2001 Posts: 141	It may not be my all time favorite, but you've got to admit this one's funny: "Who was I sharing with? If you say something to somebody who isn't really who he is; have you actually said anything or not? And if he's heard it as someone he really isn't, has anything you said actually been heard?" ~~~Rose~~~

07-26-2001, 02:32 PM	#14
Franko1998 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 01, 2001 Location: IL, USA Posts: 76	There were some funny lines from the episode where Rose thinks Blanche was having an affair w/ Charlie. I think the lines were something like this: (Looking at photos) Dorothy: Look, here's Blanche in bed with a pontoon boat. And here she is in bed with the giant orange from the Sunkist Building! Blanche: Do you know what this means? Rose: I sure do, you're an animal! Dorothy: No Rose, these are double-exposures. Rose: But why would Blanche be taking pictures of herself in bed? Dorothy: You've seen her Christmas cards!

07-28-2001, 10:06 PM	#15
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	Here are more: Dorothy: Say good-bye, old woman! ***************** Rose: This is the nightgown that makes Miles you know...hot. Sophia: Maybe it's the you know...flannel. ------------------ "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!" - Jo ********************* "Why would you want to be popular? You have to smile and talk to peple and all that stuff!" - Jo ********************* Rose: So, Jerry, ever dressed up like a horse? Jerry: No, but thank you for asking! ********************* "Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!" - Dorothy Zbornak *********************** "I've got PMS and I've got a gun - any questions?" - Jinny Extead