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M82A1 · 03-17-2005, 01:38 PM

Being St. Patties day, I thought we should all post some jokes.

'Tis all in good fun!

"An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them.

"This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down."

"I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.

The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.

The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!""

M82A1 · 03-17-2005, 01:49 PM

Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
"I've somethin' to tell ya."
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda. Seamus fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no."
"No?"
"Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

80s_Fan · 03-17-2005, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M82A1

Being St. Patties day, I thought we should all post some jokes.

'Tis all in good fun!

"An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them.

"This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down."

"I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins.

The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry.

The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!""

** I don't get this joke; either I'm that tired or that dumb **
Please explain this one to me? I love jokes and love to laugh.

M82A1 · 03-17-2005, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 80s_Fan

** I don't get this joke; either I'm that tired or that dumb **
Please explain this one to me? I love jokes and love to laugh.

"Wee" is a slang word for urine.

80s_Fan · 03-17-2005, 01:55 PM

ok, now that's funny

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Originally Posted by M82A1

"Wee" is a slang word for urine.

MsOrange · 03-17-2005, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M82A1

"Wee" is a slang word for urine.

ohhhhhhh, i get it now!!! lol

Hollow · 03-17-2005, 02:36 PM

eye have one

wat do ewe call st. patrick's day when it's night tym?

st. patricks night

Superstar · 03-18-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

eye have one

wat do ewe call st. patrick's day when it's night tym?

st. patricks night

.....wait I don't get it.

x3 Taylor x3 · 03-18-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

eye have one

wat do ewe call st. patrick's day when it's night tym?

st. patricks night

that ruled.

03-17-2005, 01:38 PM	#1
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	Irish jokes Being St. Patties day, I thought we should all post some jokes. 'Tis all in good fun! "An Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman were at the fair and about to go on the helter-skelter when an old crone steps in front of them. "This is a magic ride," she says. "You will land in whatever you shout out on the way down." "I'm game for this," says the Welshman and slides down the helter-skelter shouting "GOLD!" at the top of his voice. Sure enough, when he hit the bottom he found himself surrounded by thousands of pounds worth of gold coins. The Englishman goes next and shouts "SILVER!" at the top of his voice. At the bottom he lands in more silver coinage than he can carry. The Irishman goes last and, launching himself from the top of the slide shouts "WEEEEEEE!""

03-17-2005, 01:49 PM	#2
M82A1 S.e.l.f B.a.n.n.e.d Senior Member Join Date: May 18, 2003 Posts: 2,581	Brenda O'Malley is home as usual, making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me..." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Seamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Brenda reached a hand out to her side, found the arm of the rocking chair by the fireplace, pulled the chair to her and collapsed into it. She wept for many minutes. Finally she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. Seamus fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... no." "No?" "Fact is, he got out three times to pee."

03-17-2005, 02:36 PM	#7
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	eye have one wat do ewe call st. patrick's day when it's night tym? st. patricks night