Worst Songs Official Poll

[Cactus Jack]

Ok over 120 songs in that thread
1 Seasons in the Sun"- Terry Jacks
2 "MacArthur Park"- Richard Harris
3 "MIlkshake"- Kelis
4 "Bellisimo" - Ilya
5 "Macarena"- Los Del Rio
6 "Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
7 "Me and YOu and a Dog Named Boo"-Lobo
8 "Brand New Key"- Melanie
9 "My Heart Will Go On"- Celine Dion ( SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING OVER-EFFIN'-PLAYED! )
10 Any Rap song
11 Any Usher song
12 Any Ashlee Simpson song
13 "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney HOuston
14. Some boy band stuff I DONT like
15 The Waltons theme song
16. Puff Daddy - I'll Be Missing You
17 Notorious B.I.G. & Puffy - Mo Money Mo Problems
18 Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block
19 Whitney Houston - Whatchulookinat
20 Limp Bizkit - Nookie
21 Limp Bizkit - Faith
22 Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
23 Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
24 Ricky Martin - The Cup Of Life
25 Ricky Martin - She Bangs
26 Ricky Martin - Shake Your Bon Bon (I honestly think he may be the worst artist of the past ten years, lol)
27 Night Ranger - Sing Me Away
28 Loverboy - Turn Me Loose
29 Backstreet Boys - Larger Than Life
30 Metallica - The Memory Remains (in no small part due to Marianne Faithful's singing)
31 N'Sync - God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You
32 Usher - Confessions Pt. 2
33 Jessica Simpson - Take My Breath Away (she should go to jail for murdering the song)
34 Jessica Simpson - I Think I'm In Love With You (she also should be put away for murdering "Jack And Diane")
35 New Kids On The Block - This One's For The Children
36 Michael Jackson - Blood On The Dance Floor
37 Michael Bolton & Kenny G - Georgia On My Mind
Michael Bolton - You Ain't Got Nothing If You Ain't Got Love (Hysteria was a great album, but Bolton tried copying it's style 7 years late)
38 Twisted Sister - Come Out And Play
39 Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue
40 Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise (not so much that the song was bad but that was when the former great artist crashed down to earth)
41 98 Degrees - Give Me Just One Night
41 LFO - Summer Girls
43 he club cracker commercial theme.
44 Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go-Wham
45 The Heart of Rock N' Roll-Huey Lewis and the News
46 Walk Like a Man-Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
47 Physical-Olivia Newton-John
48 In the Navy-The Village People
49 Toxic-Britney Spears
50 As Long as You Love Me-Backstreet Boys
51 Cherry Pie-Warrant
52 Rock N' Roll All Night-Kiss
53 We are the Champions-Queen
54 Sister Christian-Night Ranger
55 Mandy-Barry Manilow
56 You Don't Bring Me Flowers-Barbara Striesand and Neil Diamond
57 Faith-George Michael
58 It's My Party-Leslie Gore
59 Fame-David Bowie
60 To Love Somebody-Michael Bolton
61 Pop-Nsync
62 Toxic- Britney Spears
63 Im a Slave 4 You- Britney Spears
64 Lose Yourself- Eminem
65 Slim Shady- Eminem
66 Mockingbird- Eminem
67 Confessions- Usher
68 La La- Ashlee Simpson
69 Oops I Did It Again- Britney Spears
70 Pop- Nsync
71 Just Got Paid- Nsync
72 Jenny From The Block- Jennifer Lopez
73 MC Hammer's "Pumps And A Bump"
74 Nelly and Tim McGraw's "Over And Over
75 Kelis – Milkshake
76 Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
77 Omarion - O
78 Jessica Simpson - With You
79 Eminem - everything he sings
80 You're Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka
81 Justify my Love – Madonna
82 Don't Cry Out Loud - Melissa Manchester
83 Sugar Sugar - the Archies
84 Ring My Bell - Anita Ward
85 Cruisin' Together as done by Huey Lewis and Gwneth Paltrow
86 Shop Around as done by the Captain and Tennille
87 Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra
88 Like A Prayer – Madonna
89 Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
90 Dleta Dawn - Helen Reddy
91 Afternoon Delight - the Starland Vocal Band
92 In the Year 2525 (Exodum and Terminus) - Zager and Evans
93 Hey Paula - Paul and Paula
94 These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra
95 Seasons In the Sun - Terry Jacks
96 Billy Don't Be A Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
97 Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen
98 every other song Madonna ever did
99 every rap song not performed by Will Smith
100 Angel of the Morning, by various weenies
101 Feelings, also by various weenies
102 The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block
103 "Heartbeat" by Don Johnson

104 "It's My Party" - Leslie Gore


105 "I Am Woman" - Helen Reddy


106 "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - Napoleon XIV
107 Pieces of Me- Ashlee Simpson
108 I Got You Babe- Sonny and Cher
109 MacArthur's Park- anybody's...I just hate the song.
110 Midnight at the Oasis- Maria Muldaur
111 My Boo by Usher and Alisha Keys
112 Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men
113 Fat Bottomed Girls
114 Tie Your Mother Down
115 Take mY Breath Away – Jessica Simpson
116 Muskrat Love- America
117 Pat Benatar - Ooh Ooh Song (a pointless 50's retrosounding song where she keeps humming the whole chorus. I know she was pregnant when she recorded "Tropico", but that didn't explain the laziness poured into this song. Might've been okay if it was 2 mins long but it stretches for 4)
118 Madonna "Love Don't Live Here Anymore" (she can't sing soul music)
119 David Bowie "New York's In Love" (musical vomit)
120 Janet Jackson "Would You Mind" (Janet performing as a phone sex operator on a 6 minute ballad)
Barbra Streisand - Emotion (80's dance pop was not her forte)
121 Shaddap You Face" by Joe Dolce –
122 "Putting On the Ritz" by Taco
123 any rap song
124 "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas( so bad it;s good, note from poster )
125 Torn Between Two Lobers - Mary McGregor
126 "Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me" and
127 "I Believe In Music," both by Mac Davis
128. "All I Know" by Art Garfunkel
129. "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani and Eve
131. "Boulevard of Broekn Dreams" by Green Day
132. "Africa" by Toto

The poll has less options than the list cause some of the said were said twice

If you voted other, please sepcify

[Superstar]

I voted:

Any rap song
Any Usher song
Usher - Confessions II
Lose Yourself- Eminem
Mockingbird-Eminem
Slim Shady - Eminem
Over and Over - Nelly and Tim McGraw
Everything-Eminem
Who Let The Dogs out - Baha Men
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
My Boobs - Usher and Alicia Keys

[gilligan fanatic]

Any Ashlee Simpson song

[EmoJoe]

I voted for Im A Slave 4 U. I didnt know we could vote twice

[dandelion wine]

"Seasons in the Sun"

"Macarena"

"Achy Breaky Heart"

"Whatchulookinat"

"Take My Breath Away" - Jessica Simpson

"It's My Party"

"Don't Cry Out Loud"

"Ring My Bell"

"Delta Dawn"

"I Am Woman"

"They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa"

"Who Let the Dogs Out"

[Dean Winchester]

damn Modfather, is there anything you actually LIKE?

[Steve M.]

My dirty dozen are : You're havin' My Baby, Justify my Love, Don't Cry Out Loud, Sugar Sugar, Ring My Bell, Cruisin' by Huey Lewis and Gwyenth Paltrow, Something Stupid, Like a Prayer, Escape, Delta Dawn, Afternoon Delight, In the Year 2525.

Note - The cover of Smokey Robinson's "Shop Around" was perfromed not by Huey Lewis and the News but by the Captain and Tennille.

"All I Know" by Art Garfunkel is on this list? Why? That's a good love song!

[MissZero]

I did not like seeing Usher, Alicia, and Omarion as choices

[JoeX]

I voted NKOTB Right stuff, that's the first one that jumped out at me. By the way, why is toto's Africa song on there, I like that song, it brings back memories.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally Posted by Steve M.

My dirty dozen are : You're havin' My Baby, Justify my Love, Don't Cry Out Loud, Sugar Sugar, Ring My Bell, Cruisin' by Huey Lewis and Gwyenth Paltrow, Something Stupid, Like a Prayer, Escape, Delta Dawn, Afternoon Delight, In the Year 2525.

Note - The cover of Smokey Robinson's "Shop Around" was perfromed not by Huey Lewis and the News but by the Captain and Tennille.

"All I Know" by Art Garfunkel is on this list? Why? That's a good love song!

Its a great love song yes, but its kinda slow for my taste, it is a great slow dance love song htough Ill admit that

[Steve M.]

There are 132 songs to choose from. . . . Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we drop four of them and start an elimination process with the rest? We start with 128, then chose again out of the 64 top vote getters, the again from the top 32, than again from the top sixteen, then choose from the top eight, then the top four, then choose from the remaining two to determine. . .

SITCOM ONLINE'S WORST SONG OF ALL TIME!

Because there's no way we're going to reach a consensus with 132 choices.

[Dean Winchester]

Originally Posted by Steve M.

There are 132 songs to choose from. . . . Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we drop four of them and start an elimination process with the rest? We start with 128, then chose again out of the 64 top vote getters, the again from the top 32, than again from the top sixteen, then choose from the top eight, then the top four, then choose from the remaining two to determine. . .

SITCOM ONLINE'S WORST SONG OF ALL TIME!

Because there's no way we're going to reach a consensus with 132 choices.

yes, that does sound like a good idea

[Cactus Jack]

Originally Posted by Steve M.

There are 132 songs to choose from. . . . Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we drop four of them and start an elimination process with the rest? We start with 128, then chose again out of the 64 top vote getters, the again from the top 32, than again from the top sixteen, then choose from the top eight, then the top four, then choose from the remaining two to determine. . .

SITCOM ONLINE'S WORST SONG OF ALL TIME!

Because there's no way we're going to reach a consensus with 132 choices.

You are a GENIUS! Thats a great idea!

BUT that means we'll have to make like 4 or 5 different polls

[Hollow]

ummm what the hell is metallica doing ^ there. and Y is it losing to annoying songs lyk its my party??/1/?

it's mah body and i'll die if i want to, die if i want to, DIIIIIIIEE if i want to

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oh and thx a lot ppl, i was trying to get achy breaky <3 out of my head a minute ago and it was immediately replaced with its my party as soon as eye saw it on th list

[Steve M.]

Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

You are a GENIUS! Thats a great idea!

BUT that means we'll have to make like 4 or 5 different polls

Well, we wouldn't have to do it all at once. We could take our time.