"School Dazed" Episode 16: Doggie Dilemma - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 03-13-2005, 12:15 AM

Theme Song: “The Sun” By Maroon 5

CAST:
Matt Anderson............Maroon 5’d
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage

GUEST STARS:
Elizabeth Celson………………Lana Lang
Mrs. Anderson…………………Betsy Randle

Mr. Anderson………………….John Stamos
Grandma Anderson……………Katherine Helmond
Tina……………………………………..Melissa Joan Heart
Mr. Wester……………………………….Peter Boyle
Extremely Old Woman……………Betty White
Nick……………………………………………Rider Strong
Trainer…………………………………….. Rue McClanahan
Kristina……………………………………….Brooke Anne Smith

(Matt, Chris, and Jake are at their grandmothers house)

Grandma Anderson: How are those cookies?

Matt: Delicious as usual!

Jake: They sure are delicious

Chris: Delicious, but not as delicious as Melinda…oh yeaaaaah

Grandma Anderson: Melinda is my friend…who is 80 years old. And I am sorry to say she is married

Chris: NOOO! WHY MUST THE BEAUTIFUL NOT BE SINGLE!!!! NOOOO. Oh wait. I’m going out with Monica. Or was it Tina? No, I think it was Mandy.

Matt: Hey, who’s that in that picture over there?

Grandma Anderson: Belinda. My friend. She died a few weeks ago. Oh, I’m still saddened by the death of my dear friend Belinda. Not really actually. I hated her. But I AM saddened that I had to keep her stupid dog!

(The dog barks)

Matt: Hey, we’ll take him!

Grandma Anderson: Will your parents approve?

Jake: Sure they will! Besides, who cares if they don’t?

Chris: Come on Grandma! We’ve always wanted a dog!

Matt: And it’ll make my friend Mike happy…

Grandma Anderson: The idiotic one?

Matt: Yeah, that’s him

Grandma Anderson: Well, ok. Oh my! It’s five-o-clock, time for you children to be getting home. I’ll drive you

(The kids arrive at the Anderson house…with the dog)

Mrs. Anderson: WHAT is that?

Jake: It’s a DOG, duh!

Mrs. Anderson: Where did you get him?

Chris: Grandma gave it to us

Mrs. Anderson: Oh that grandmother of yours!

(Mr. Anderson walks into the room)

Mr. Anderson: A….dog?!?!?!

Matt: Yeah, his name is King

Mr. Anderson: I’m gonna “King” you…

Matt: Hey, I didn’t name him, grandma’s dead friend did

(Jake, Chris, Matt, and King go upstairs)

Jake: This dog is AWESOME

(It’s the next day in school, Madison Middle)

Matt: I have a new dog!

Anna: Awesome! What’s his name?

Matt: King

Elizabeth: Cool name

Mike: My grandma finally found an owner!

Matt: Come after school and see him

Anna: Sounds like a plan

(It’s after school. Anna, Matt, Mike, and Elizabeth are in Matt’s room, petting King)

Anna: He’s sooo cute!

Mike: Grandma! We meet again!

Elizabeth: He’s not your grandma

(Mike shows Elizabeth a picture of his grandma)

Elizabeth: She kind of looks like him though

(Chris is walking in the front door with his girlfriend and they are fighting)

Tina: You didn’t even know my name!

Chris: Yes I did!

Tina: You thought my name was Mandy!

Chris: I was just kidding baby!

(King runs downstairs)

Tina: Don’t sweet-talk me!

(King pukes on Tina’s shoes)

(Tina shrieks and runs out of the house)

Chris: Alright King! I was getting tired of her. Give me a high five!

(King raises his paw, and Chris high-five slaps it)

(It’s the next day, which is Saturday. The doorbell rings, and it’s the Anderson’s next-door-neighbor, Mr. Wester)

Jake: Hello, Mr. Wester

Mr. Wester: How many times do I have to tell you to keep your balls, frisbees, and any other childish objects out of my yard! Why I ought to…

(Mr. Wester picks up his cane and hits Jake with it)

Jake: CRAZY OLD MAN!!!!

Mr. Wester: Stupid teenager!

(At that, King comes and rips the back of Mr. Wester’s pants off)

Mr. Wester: Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy

(Mr. Wester runs away)

Mr. Wester (shouting): I’M GETTING MY MOMMY AFTER YOU!

Jake: THAT WAS AWESOME!

(That evening, the doorbell rings again. Matt and Jake answer it. It’s Mr. Wester and another old woman)

Extremely Old Woman: I’m….this….young….man’s….mother

Matt: Oh my god

Jake: And I thought Mr. Wester was old

Extremely Old Woman: No….he’s….not. I….will….hit….you…..with…my…wheelchair …

Matt: CRAZY LADY!

(King comes “to the rescue” and takes the extremely old woman’s shoe)

Extremely Old Woman: That….darn…………dog

(They slam the door and leave)

(Meanwhile, the next day, Mr. Wester, his mom, Tina, and a guy name Nick arrive at the Anderson house)

Mrs. Anderson: Can I help you?

Mr. Wester: We need to have a chat about that dog of yours

Nick: He stole my snowboard dude! When I came here to take it back from Chris he all, stole it

Extrmeley Old Woman: My……shoe…..is….gone

(Mike, Anna, Matt, Chris, and Jake are overhearing this)

Tina: He’s terrozing the block! We want you to put him in the pound

Jake: Oh no!

(Commercial Break)

Chris: Those…JERKS. ESPECIALLY TINA!

Jake: And Mr. Wester. My head is still sore when he hit me on the head with his cane.

Mike: HOW DARE THEY TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY GRANDMA!?!?

(Mike walks into the room. He takes Mrs. Anderson’s burning hot coffee and dumps it onto Mr. Wester’s head)

Mr. Wester: Hubba Bubba…Hubba Bubba….Hubba Bubba

Mike: Hey! Finally! Someone that speaks my language!

Mrs. Anderson: Getting back on topic…we can’t just take him to the pound. The kids love him. And it’s not like he’s hurt anyone

Tina: But he’s, in a way, annoying the block! And terroizing it. He growls at everyone!

Mr. Anderson: So does Mike, but no one says anything about him.

Mrs. Anderson: But he’s friendly.

Nick: How do we know that?

Mrs. Anderson: That’s true. Well, I’ll take him to the pound tomorrow. How am I going to tell the kids?

Mr. Wester: Hit them with a cane!

Mrs. Anderson: Thanks for the advice…

Matt: We can’t let them do this!

Jake: Let’s stop them

Chris: And on the way let’s pick up hot girls!

Jake: Why don’t we teach him how to be NICE and take him to Obedience School?

Anna: Sounds like a good plan

(They go to the obedience school)

Jake: Hi, we’re here to teach our dog, King, obedience

Chris: Yes, we are. Might I add you are beautiful?

Trainer: Shut up, teeney-bopper, I don’t train your species.

Chris: She’s so HOT when she’s mad….

Trainer: First thing your gonna do is SIT! That’s right! Sit!

(He sits)

Jake: She’s like magic!

Chris: Ya think?

Jake: NOT IN THAT WAY!

(Everyone returns home with the newly-trained King. Unfortunately, the crazy townspeople are still displeased)

Mr. Wester: It’s an act, I tell you!

(Mr. Wester hits himself with his cane)

Jake: It’s not an act! King, sit!

(King sits)

Jake: Stay

(King stays)

Extremely Old Lady: I DON’T BELIEVE HIM!

(Suddenly, wild cats scratch Mr. Wester and his mother’s house)

Mr. Wester: GET HIM!!!!!

(The mad rage runs after the cat)

Jake: Saved by the cat!

(The end credits begin to roll down when we see Chris and King outside)

Chris: King, go get me a hot girl!

(King runs off)

Chris: I’m WAITING!

(King comes back with a girl by his side)

Girl: My name’s Kristina, and I wanna date you

Chris: I love you, King

*End of Episode*

Chad22 · 03-13-2005, 12:54 AM

LOL Best Episode Yet.

EmoJoe · 03-13-2005, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Chad Lawrence Doody

LOL Best Episode Yet.

Thanks

robyrob · 03-13-2005, 01:32 AM

Cactus Jack · 03-13-2005, 12:54 PM

!!!! That was awesome!

03-13-2005, 12:15 AM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	"School Dazed" Episode 16: Doggie Dilemma Theme Song: “The Sun” By Maroon 5 CAST: Matt Anderson............Maroon 5’d Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody Jake Anderson...............TF Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young) Willie Definsticker................Jack Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage GUEST STARS: Elizabeth Celson………………Lana Lang Mrs. Anderson…………………Betsy Randle Mr. Anderson………………….John Stamos Grandma Anderson……………Katherine Helmond Tina……………………………………..Melissa Joan Heart Mr. Wester……………………………….Peter Boyle Extremely Old Woman……………Betty White Nick……………………………………………Rider Strong Trainer…………………………………….. Rue McClanahan Kristina……………………………………….Brooke Anne Smith (Matt, Chris, and Jake are at their grandmothers house) Grandma Anderson: How are those cookies? Matt: Delicious as usual! Jake: They sure are delicious Chris: Delicious, but not as delicious as Melinda…oh yeaaaaah Grandma Anderson: Melinda is my friend…who is 80 years old. And I am sorry to say she is married Chris: NOOO! WHY MUST THE BEAUTIFUL NOT BE SINGLE!!!! NOOOO. Oh wait. I’m going out with Monica. Or was it Tina? No, I think it was Mandy. Matt: Hey, who’s that in that picture over there? Grandma Anderson: Belinda. My friend. She died a few weeks ago. Oh, I’m still saddened by the death of my dear friend Belinda. Not really actually. I hated her. But I AM saddened that I had to keep her stupid dog! (The dog barks) Matt: Hey, we’ll take him! Grandma Anderson: Will your parents approve? Jake: Sure they will! Besides, who cares if they don’t? Chris: Come on Grandma! We’ve always wanted a dog! Matt: And it’ll make my friend Mike happy… Grandma Anderson: The idiotic one? Matt: Yeah, that’s him Grandma Anderson: Well, ok. Oh my! It’s five-o-clock, time for you children to be getting home. I’ll drive you (The kids arrive at the Anderson house…with the dog) Mrs. Anderson: WHAT is that? Jake: It’s a DOG, duh! Mrs. Anderson: Where did you get him? Chris: Grandma gave it to us Mrs. Anderson: Oh that grandmother of yours! (Mr. Anderson walks into the room) Mr. Anderson: A….dog?!?!?! Matt: Yeah, his name is King Mr. Anderson: I’m gonna “King” you… Matt: Hey, I didn’t name him, grandma’s dead friend did (Jake, Chris, Matt, and King go upstairs) Jake: This dog is AWESOME (It’s the next day in school, Madison Middle) Matt: I have a new dog! Anna: Awesome! What’s his name? Matt: King Elizabeth: Cool name Mike: My grandma finally found an owner! Matt: Come after school and see him Anna: Sounds like a plan (It’s after school. Anna, Matt, Mike, and Elizabeth are in Matt’s room, petting King) Anna: He’s sooo cute! Mike: Grandma! We meet again! Elizabeth: He’s not your grandma (Mike shows Elizabeth a picture of his grandma) Elizabeth: She kind of looks like him though (Chris is walking in the front door with his girlfriend and they are fighting) Tina: You didn’t even know my name! Chris: Yes I did! Tina: You thought my name was Mandy! Chris: I was just kidding baby! (King runs downstairs) Tina: Don’t sweet-talk me! (King pukes on Tina’s shoes) (Tina shrieks and runs out of the house) Chris: Alright King! I was getting tired of her. Give me a high five! (King raises his paw, and Chris high-five slaps it) (It’s the next day, which is Saturday. The doorbell rings, and it’s the Anderson’s next-door-neighbor, Mr. Wester) Jake: Hello, Mr. Wester Mr. Wester: How many times do I have to tell you to keep your balls, frisbees, and any other childish objects out of my yard! Why I ought to… (Mr. Wester picks up his cane and hits Jake with it) Jake: CRAZY OLD MAN!!!! Mr. Wester: Stupid teenager! (At that, King comes and rips the back of Mr. Wester’s pants off) Mr. Wester: Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy (Mr. Wester runs away) Mr. Wester (shouting): I’M GETTING MY MOMMY AFTER YOU! Jake: THAT WAS AWESOME! (That evening, the doorbell rings again. Matt and Jake answer it. It’s Mr. Wester and another old woman) Extremely Old Woman: I’m….this….young….man’s….mother Matt: Oh my god Jake: And I thought Mr. Wester was old Extremely Old Woman: No….he’s….not. I….will….hit….you…..with…my…wheelchair … Matt: CRAZY LADY! (King comes “to the rescue” and takes the extremely old woman’s shoe) Extremely Old Woman: That….darn…………dog (They slam the door and leave) (Meanwhile, the next day, Mr. Wester, his mom, Tina, and a guy name Nick arrive at the Anderson house) Mrs. Anderson: Can I help you? Mr. Wester: We need to have a chat about that dog of yours Nick: He stole my snowboard dude! When I came here to take it back from Chris he all, stole it Extrmeley Old Woman: My……shoe…..is….gone (Mike, Anna, Matt, Chris, and Jake are overhearing this) Tina: He’s terrozing the block! We want you to put him in the pound Jake: Oh no! (Commercial Break) Chris: Those…JERKS. ESPECIALLY TINA! Jake: And Mr. Wester. My head is still sore when he hit me on the head with his cane. Mike: HOW DARE THEY TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY GRANDMA!?!? (Mike walks into the room. He takes Mrs. Anderson’s burning hot coffee and dumps it onto Mr. Wester’s head) Mr. Wester: Hubba Bubba…Hubba Bubba….Hubba Bubba Mike: Hey! Finally! Someone that speaks my language! Mrs. Anderson: Getting back on topic…we can’t just take him to the pound. The kids love him. And it’s not like he’s hurt anyone Tina: But he’s, in a way, annoying the block! And terroizing it. He growls at everyone! Mr. Anderson: So does Mike, but no one says anything about him. Mrs. Anderson: But he’s friendly. Nick: How do we know that? Mrs. Anderson: That’s true. Well, I’ll take him to the pound tomorrow. How am I going to tell the kids? Mr. Wester: Hit them with a cane! Mrs. Anderson: Thanks for the advice… Matt: We can’t let them do this! Jake: Let’s stop them Chris: And on the way let’s pick up hot girls! Jake: Why don’t we teach him how to be NICE and take him to Obedience School? Anna: Sounds like a good plan (They go to the obedience school) Jake: Hi, we’re here to teach our dog, King, obedience Chris: Yes, we are. Might I add you are beautiful? Trainer: Shut up, teeney-bopper, I don’t train your species. Chris: She’s so HOT when she’s mad…. Trainer: First thing your gonna do is SIT! That’s right! Sit! (He sits) Jake: She’s like magic! Chris: Ya think? Jake: NOT IN THAT WAY! (Everyone returns home with the newly-trained King. Unfortunately, the crazy townspeople are still displeased) Mr. Wester: It’s an act, I tell you! (Mr. Wester hits himself with his cane) Jake: It’s not an act! King, sit! (King sits) Jake: Stay (King stays) Extremely Old Lady: I DON’T BELIEVE HIM! (Suddenly, wild cats scratch Mr. Wester and his mother’s house) Mr. Wester: GET HIM!!!!! (The mad rage runs after the cat) Jake: Saved by the cat! (The end credits begin to roll down when we see Chris and King outside) Chris: King, go get me a hot girl! (King runs off) Chris: I’m WAITING! (King comes back with a girl by his side) Girl: My name’s Kristina, and I wanna date you Chris: I love you, King End of Episode
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03-13-2005, 12:54 AM	#2
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	LOL Best Episode Yet.