Fred had me rollin' in "home sweet home for the aged

[GARFIELDKOOL]

This scene where Fred was registering in the home with the old white woman, she told him that they were fully intergrated at the home. She then told him that his room would be right across the hall from her and asked would that be cozy. So Fred said, "Just don't start no funny stuff! You might be fully intergrated, but I ain't crossed that bridge yet!" Fred was a trip! He is one of the few people that can get away with the race jokes.

[mooseface]

Originally Posted by GARFIELDKOOL

This scene where Fred was registering in the home with the old white woman, she told him that they were fully intergrated at the home. She then told him that his room would be right across the hall from her and asked would that be cozy. So Fred said, "Just don't start no funny stuff! You might be fully intergrated, but I ain't crossed that bridge yet!" Fred was a trip! He is one of the few people that can get away with the race jokes.

Ms. Ecker: "You know we're fully integrated here, Mr. Sanford."
Fred: "I know you fully somethin.' "

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And another good Fred-ism from that ep:

Fred: "Not to wish you any bad luck, but I hope your ship sinks....
with no lifeboats.... and no life preservers.... and a school of pirannah closing in.... YOU BIG DUMMY!"

[Jefffalan]

MS. ECKER: And what do we have in our bags?

FREDLooking disgusted) I don't know what WE have in OUR bags, but I know what I have in MY bag. It's a lot of wine bottles-

LAMONT: Pop!

FRED: And a corkscrew. See, I'm an alcoholic . . .

[mooseface]

Originally Posted by Jefffalan

MS. ECKER: And what do we have in our bags?

FREDLooking disgusted) I don't know what WE have in OUR bags, but I know what I have in MY bag. It's a lot of wine bottles-

LAMONT: Pop!

FRED: And a corkscrew. See, I'm an alcoholic . . .

That's close. Fred actually said: "Didn't my son tell you - I'm a wino!"

[glenny]

Miss Ecker: "We have a full program here that is both occupational as well as
recreational. You could take leathercraft and make your son a
wallet."
Fred: "Where my son is going, he is going to want a purse."

Miss Ecker: "Huh?" (looks confused)

Fred: "He is going around the world with a bunch of fruitcakes. So say
bon voyage to the African Queen."

[Munsters#1]

There was a scene where Fred is in his bed and...

(somebody knocks on the door)

Fred: Wil you go away?!! I'm smokin' pot!

(knocking continues)

Fred: I don't wanna play any games, I don't wanna watch any movies, and I don't wanna weave any damn baskets!

[mooseface]

Originally Posted by Munsters#1

There was a scene where Fred is in his bed and...

(somebody knocks on the door)

Fred: Wil you go away?!! I'm smokin' pot!

(knocking continues)

Fred: I don't wanna play any games, I don't wanna watch any movies, and I don't wanna weave any damn baskets!

Yep - but unfortunately, that's another great scene that has been unmercifully cut by TVLAND.