TOW Phoebe's quotes - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Ohio8 · 03-03-2005, 10:13 PM

"Wait, does he eat chalk?" "Now we need the semen of a righteous man." "Okay now I'm gonna kick some a**!!" "You know, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my b+++++s." "See? He's her lobster." "Where are you going, Mr. Suity Man?" "Stop being so tetosterony!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ross: "Hi." Joey: "This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."

shordie02 · 03-04-2005, 10:16 AM

Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

[After Monica gets a disastrous haircut.]
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

Chandler: It's been a while since we've yelled something...Maybe we should...No!
Phoebe: What? No! D@mn you ref! Burn in he11!

Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the hummus stain) Okay, I'm ready.
Ross and Chandler: Oh, aaaah!
Phoebe: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'
Chandler: What are you supporting?
Phoebe: Duh!! Christmas!

Superstar · 03-05-2005, 09:01 AM

"You dated a guy with a glass eye too?"

Ohio8 · 03-09-2005, 03:42 PM

"If I let go of my hair my head will fall off." "Oh no, don't hate, you'll put that out in the universe." "And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean." "For 99 cents I'd eat you." "In the cab, on the way over...Steve blazed up a doobie."

03-03-2005, 10:13 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,953	TOW Phoebe's quotes "Wait, does he eat chalk?" "Now we need the semen of a righteous man." "Okay now I'm gonna kick some a!!" "You know, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my b+++++s." "See? He's her lobster." "Where are you going, Mr. Suity Man?" "Stop being so tetosterony!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ross: "Hi." Joey: "This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."

03-04-2005, 10:16 AM	#2
shordie02 shordie02 Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 06, 2005 Posts: 62	Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. [After Monica gets a disastrous haircut.] Ross: How's Monica? Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. Ross: How's the hair? Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good. Joey: Can we see her? Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her. Rachel: Oh. Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in. Chandler: It's been a while since we've yelled something...Maybe we should...No! Phoebe: What? No! D@mn you ref! Burn in he11! Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the hummus stain) Okay, I'm ready. Ross and Chandler: Oh, aaaah! Phoebe: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.' Chandler: What are you supporting? Phoebe: Duh!! Christmas!
	__________________ "They don't know that we know they know we know." --Phoebe (Season 5) Last edited by shordie02; 03-06-2005 at 07:19 AM.

03-05-2005, 09:01 AM	#3
Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	"You dated a guy with a glass eye too?"

03-09-2005, 03:42 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,953	"If I let go of my hair my head will fall off." "Oh no, don't hate, you'll put that out in the universe." "And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean." "For 99 cents I'd eat you." "In the cab, on the way over...Steve blazed up a doobie."