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Ohio8 · 03-02-2005, 10:24 PM

Here are several: "So does he have a hump?, a hump and a hairpiece?" "Heyyyyyyy its Grnice!" "Sure....Where?" "Sounds like a date to me..." "Which by the way is the real San Francisco treat." "..after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business." "Too many jokes....must mock Joey..." "Tonight. On a very special episode of "Blossom'." "Hey that monkey's got a Ross on his A##."

"What are you talking about? We loved Schhhhhhteve. Schhhhteve was schexy!" "Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound." "Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment." "..but no, he has to get me the woman repeller,...the eysore from the Liberace House of C+++!!" "...you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T Collection." "Mr. Millionare, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold seperately."

shordie02 · 03-03-2005, 09:14 AM

[pounding a scone]
Ross: Stupid British snack food!
Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class?

I just thought this was hilarious. I guess it was also mixed with the look on Chandler's face, and also the way Ross said his line.

Ohio8 · 03-09-2005, 03:49 PM

"Ooh she should not be wearing those pants." ""I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul was it?" "Oh look, it's the woman we ordered..." (to Ross): "...when I die, you don't get Joey." "By the way, that fight was totally arousing."

iluvmatthewperry · 03-17-2005, 02:44 PM

"I'm so excited I may vomit."

Ohio8 · 03-18-2005, 02:24 PM

First, the corrections: "Sure. Where?" "...after all your years..." "We love Schhhteve." "Tonight. On a very special Blossom. "

And now, some quotes from "TOW Underdog Gets Away.": "Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now,..." "Now this feels like Thanksgiving." "So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very glad that all of your Thansgivings s****d."

tiff7 · 03-18-2005, 05:00 PM

how bout the episode where Ross says to Chandler "you ever hurt my sister & I'll hunt u down & kick your ass". Chandler laughs. Then Ross tell that 2 Monica, Phoebe, Joey & Rachel-they laugh. Then Ross tells his parents that & Mr. Gellar says "of course you can kick his ass"

) Chandler has a weird laugh on his face. I luv everything he says.

Tiff7

Have a gr8 weekend y'all!

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Originally Posted by Ohio8

First, the corrections: "Sure. Where?" "...after all your years..." "We love Schhhteve." "Tonight. On a very special Blossom. "

And now, some quotes from "TOW Underdog Gets Away.": "Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now,..." "Now this feels like Thanksgiving." "So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very glad that all of your Thansgivings s****d."

phoebe7165 · 03-22-2005, 08:31 PM

(Talking about Michael Flatley)--"His legs flail about as if independent from his body!"

I still laugh when I hear that.

And another--

"Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?"

phoebe7165 · 03-22-2005, 08:32 PM

Oops! Double post.

Classicshowsgurl15 · 10-07-2006, 09:07 PM

"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!"
"Thank you for that!"
"Rock, hard place, Me."
"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"
Those are like my favorite quotes.

03-02-2005, 10:24 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	Chandler quotes. Here are several: "So does he have a hump?, a hump and a hairpiece?" "Heyyyyyyy its Grnice!" "Sure....Where?" "Sounds like a date to me..." "Which by the way is the real San Francisco treat." "..after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business." "Too many jokes....must mock Joey..." "Tonight. On a very special episode of "Blossom'." "Hey that monkey's got a Ross on his A##." "What are you talking about? We loved Schhhhhhteve. Schhhhteve was schexy!" "Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound." "Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment." "..but no, he has to get me the woman repeller,...the eysore from the Liberace House of C+++!!" "...you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T Collection." "Mr. Millionare, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold seperately."
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03-03-2005, 09:14 AM	#2
shordie02 shordie02 Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 06, 2005 Posts: 62	[pounding a scone] Ross: Stupid British snack food! Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class? I just thought this was hilarious. I guess it was also mixed with the look on Chandler's face, and also the way Ross said his line.
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03-22-2005, 08:31 PM	#7
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	(Talking about Michael Flatley)--"His legs flail about as if independent from his body!" I still laugh when I hear that. And another-- "Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?"
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10-07-2006, 09:07 PM	#9
Classicshowsgurl15 Happy Days Senior Member Join Date: Jun 28, 2004 Location: California Posts: 2,088	"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!" "Thank you for that!" "Rock, hard place, Me." "What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?" Those are like my favorite quotes.
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03-09-2005, 03:49 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	"Ooh she should not be wearing those pants." ""I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul was it?" "Oh look, it's the woman we ordered..." (to Ross): "...when I die, you don't get Joey." "By the way, that fight was totally arousing."

03-17-2005, 02:44 PM	#4
iluvmatthewperry Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 17, 2005 Location: Buffalo, Ny Posts: 3	"I'm so excited I may vomit."

03-18-2005, 02:24 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,965	First, the corrections: "Sure. Where?" "...after all your years..." "We love Schhhteve." "Tonight. On a very special Blossom. " And now, some quotes from "TOW Underdog Gets Away.": "Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now,..." "Now this feels like Thanksgiving." "So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very glad that all of your Thansgivings s****d."

03-22-2005, 08:32 PM	#8
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	Oops! Double post.