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James"Thunder"Early · 02-26-2005, 09:35 PM

"Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my daughter, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she getd here, I say, " I want you to take this check over to your mother's house and tell her this be the last check she'll ever be getting from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on your mama's face."

So my daughter takes the check over to her. I'm anxious to hear what she said and what she looked like.

My daughter walks through the door, I say, "Now what did your mother say about that?"

"She said to tell you that, 'you ain't my daddy' .... and watch the expression on your face."

Small Wonderian · 02-27-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Phillips

"Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments!

So I call my daughter, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she getd here, I say, " I want you to take this check over to your mother's house and tell her this be the last check she'll ever be getting from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on your mama's face."

So my daughter takes the check over to her. I'm anxious to hear what she said and what she looked like.

My daughter walks through the door, I say, "Now what did your mother say about that?"

"She said to tell you that, 'you ain't my daddy' .... and watch the expression on your face."

Damn.

Janice · 02-27-2005, 12:56 AM

MsOrange · 02-27-2005, 01:28 AM

LOL good stuff

Mr. Television · 02-27-2005, 01:30 AM

That was a good one.

02-26-2005, 09:35 PM	#1
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	Got this joke in an email "Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I call my daughter, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she getd here, I say, " I want you to take this check over to your mother's house and tell her this be the last check she'll ever be getting from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on your mama's face." So my daughter takes the check over to her. I'm anxious to hear what she said and what she looked like. My daughter walks through the door, I say, "Now what did your mother say about that?" "She said to tell you that, 'you ain't my daddy' .... and watch the expression on your face."
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02-27-2005, 01:30 AM	#5
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02-27-2005, 01:28 AM	#4
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	LOL good stuff