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MissZero · 02-22-2005, 09:16 PM

10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 things Latino people won't admit:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

10 things black people wont admit:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!! JUST A JOKE SO DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY

x3 Taylor x3 · 02-22-2005, 09:18 PM

Funny.

James"Thunder"Early · 02-22-2005, 09:20 PM

Hilarious!

Cactus Jack · 02-22-2005, 09:21 PM

Janet McFarland · 02-22-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissZero

5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

theanswerman · 02-22-2005, 09:24 PM

10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White. agreed.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy. agreed
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. Agreed.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 things Latino people won't admit:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

10 things black people wont admit:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. more like al sharpton
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). OGMZMZM LZOXZOLXLOOL
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. LZOXLOALOOLZZ

#8 section three is so going into my signature lzooxzl

dawsongirl · 02-22-2005, 09:36 PM

Michael [hXc] · 02-22-2005, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissZero

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

my dad is white and he thinks his pastor knows everything. lol

Pitooey · 02-22-2005, 09:54 PM

TJL · 02-22-2005, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissZero

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

I don't care how much bling you strap on, an 89 Honda is still an 89 Honda.

Kay Scarpetta · 02-23-2005, 12:19 AM

oh my God

I think that's the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Moonlight Lady · 02-23-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissZero

10 things white people wont admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
9. Kissing your pet is not cute.
10. Rap music is here to stay.

10 things Latino people won't admit:
1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
4. Hickey's are unattractive.
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.
8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

10 things black people wont admit:
1. Tupac is dead.
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
4. O.J. did it
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!! JUST A JOKE SO DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY

Those are funny.

Brent88 · 02-23-2005, 02:02 PM

!!!!!

SBTB Geek · 02-23-2005, 02:44 PM

Did you make these up yourself?

MissZero · 02-23-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBTB Geek

Did you make these up yourself?

no im not that creative lol...i got them off another site

02-22-2005, 09:16 PM	#1
MissZero serve it up baby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 12, 2004 Location: Pa (Blah) Posts: 1,901	THIS IS A JOKE...LIGHTEN UP* 10 things... 10 things white people wont admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 3. Jesus was not White. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 9. Kissing your pet is not cute. 10. Rap music is here to stay. 10 things Latino people won't admit: 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 4. Hickey's are unattractive. 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many. 8. Jesus is not a name for your son. 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs). 10 things black people wont admit: 1. Tupac is dead. 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes. 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. ONCE AGAIN THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!! JUST A JOKE SO DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY
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02-22-2005, 09:18 PM	#2
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02-22-2005, 09:20 PM	#3
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02-22-2005, 09:24 PM	#6
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	10 things white people wont admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 3. Jesus was not White. agreed. 4. Skinny does not equal sexy. agreed 5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. Agreed. 7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 9. Kissing your pet is not cute. 10. Rap music is here to stay. 10 things Latino people won't admit: 1. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies 3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. 4. Hickey's are unattractive. 5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family. 6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many. 8. Jesus is not a name for your son. 9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. 10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs). 10 things black people wont admit: 1. Tupac is dead. 2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4. O.J. did it 5. Teeth should not be decorated. 6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes. 7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. more like al sharpton 8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). OGMZMZM LZOXZOLXLOOL 9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10. Your pastor doesn't know everything. LZOXLOALOOLZZ #8 section three is so going into my signature lzooxzl
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02-23-2005, 12:19 AM	#11
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02-23-2005, 02:44 PM	#14
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