Oooh baby, you've dialed the right number, traffic is hot, wet and...

[robyrob]

http://www.kirotv.com/news/4212103/detail.html

People Calling For Highway Conditions Get X-Rated Response

POSTED: 10:21 am PST February 18, 2005

TERRACE, British Columbia -- Northwest British Columbia residents who dial a toll-free number in the Terrace-area phone book to check highway conditions are getting a bluer answer than usual for blue pages listings.

"Ummm, baby, you've dialed the right number, hot, wet and ... ummmm," a female voice responds, followed by details that have nothing to do with roads or outdoor weather.

The 1-800 listing for the British Columbia Ministry of Transport road report in the government blue pages of the regional telephone directory is off by two numbers, apparently because of a typographical error, so callers are connected to a phone sex line.

A ministry representative said the U.S. directory company that publishes the phone book failed to verify the number with the government agency, and officials at the Utah-based company say distribution of the rest of the directories may be halted.

see if they were thinkin straight, they should make some ambiguous double-entendres and change the opening message just enough to keep curious drivers on the line for another couple of minutes...

[x3 Taylor x3]

We need one of those in the U.S.

[dawsongirl]

And accidents involving people ending up in the ditch have quadrupled. Shockingly enough, all men have come out with smiles on their faces, despite broken bones and lacerations. No one knows why.

[Brent88]

[theanswerman]

Originally Posted by dawsongirl

all men have come out with smiles on their faces,despite bones

hahah

[Cactus Jack]