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Ever since I could watch movies, I've always had the tendency of repeating dialogue from movies. I just can't help it. Some of the best stuff I've heard has come from movies. Here's one that I find myself saying. It's from RainMan. I am also good at imitating the character's voices.
Raymond: Course I don't got my Underwear Charlie: What? Raymond: I'm definitely not wearing my underwear. Charlie: What are you talking about? I gave you a fresh pair of mine this morning. Raymond: It's not my underwear. Charlie: I told you to go into the bathroom and put them on. Where are they? Raymond: Course they're in the pocket of my jacket. Charlie: Where? Raymond: Here. These, These are too tight. Charlie: I don't want them back, Ray. Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. Charlie: What's the difference? Underwear is underwear, Ray. Raymond: These are Hanes 32, these are Hanes 32. My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond. Charlie: All right, All right, when we pass the store we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts. Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at Kmart in Cincinnatti. Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti so don't even start with that. Raymond: 400 Oak Street Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinnatti. You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to pick up boxer shorts. Raymond: That's Oak and Burnett in Cincinnatti. Charlie: What I say, Ray? Raymond: Kmart Charlie: What I- You hear me, I know you hear me. You don't fool me with this ***** for a second. Raymond: My Underwear has my- Raymond: Yours are too tight. Charlie: (Yells) RAY, DID YOU ****lNG HEAR WHAT I SAID? SHUT UP! Short 5 second pause. Raymond: Cincinnatti is a long way off. We're getting further away from Kmart. Charlie: You don't have to go to Cincinnatti to get a pair of underwear at Kmart. Raymond: You have to go to Kmart, 400 Oak Street Charlie: What'd I tell you Ray, we are not going to Cincinnatti, that is final. Raymond: Get my boxer shorts at Kmart. Charlie: Raymond, that is final. Do you hear me? Raymond: I don't want to be shortless. Charlie stops the car to the side of the road, screeching the tires. Short Pause Charlie: Damn! Damn! Walks aroundWhat difference does it make- WHAT- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT, IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER! Raymond: Kmart! Charlie: You know what I think Ray? You know what I think Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of ***** because you can't tell me that you're not in there somewhere. Raymond: Boxer Shorts! Boxer Shorts at Kmart! These are, these are Hanes 32. Mi-, Mine, Mine are boxer shorts. Charlie: God, you're driving me crazy. We have to make a little stop and find a psyciatrist because you're about to drive me crazy. Raymond: Oak and Burnett. We have to get my Boxer shorts at Kmart on Oak and Burnett. We have to buy them back at- back at- UH OH! You put your- you put your shorts on the Highway. Let's go back to Cincinnatti, and Kmart. |
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(Guitarist Nigel Tufnel from This is Spinal Tap):
These go up to 11!! That's one LOUDER!! Other amps just go to ten, and just when you need that little push over the cliff, where do you go from there? (Dirctor Marty DiBergi): Why not just make ten the loudest? (After a beat) Nigel Tufnel: These go up to 11. ![]() Christopher Guest played Nigel Tufnel; Rob Reiner played Marti DiBergi. |
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Yeah, I always have to remind everyone that "I'm not a whore!"
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My friends and I were having a big joke about "No more wire hangers!" from Mommie Dearest.
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Carolyn Burnham: Uh, who's car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! from "American Beauty" John Malkovich: I have seen a world that NO man should see! Craig Schwartz: Really? Because for most people it's a rather enjoyable experience. From "Being John Malkovich" |
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Yes, like every single line from Napoleon Dynamite!
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Yes, you can't go anywhere without hearing someone say 'GOSH! Freakin' idiot!' It's funny, but then there are times when I want to say "Would you fat lards quit quoting that freakin' movie? Gosh!"
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Say Hello to my little friend............ Said by Al Pacino (Scarface) - I find myself telling this to my husband.
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My roommate and I mostly talk to each other in movie quotes.
Currently we're using a lot of quotes from "Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy." I stabbed a man in the heart... I saw that! Too funny...
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I think Dustin Hoffman is brilliant in that movie!
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All the time. Like if someone does something crazy I'll say "All that will get you is a 72 hour lock down in the physch ward and a thorzin drip" from Freaky Friday
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I quote "Wayne's World" all the time!
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