Does anyone want to make a few dollars?

[JasonII]

I'd be willing to pay to have some of these stories printed out, so I can read them. I asked Race's Girl about it, but she said she's a little busy right now. I started to print out Fonziebirds: The Most Dangerous Man in the World; but it was 47 pages long, which is too long. Can someone print that story out for me for a dollar or two? Can someone print out some of the other stories? I'm also looking for a good Happy Days/Star Trek crossover story and would pay it. I read that one three part story, and it was pretty good, but it wasn't quite what I had in mind. Here's a scenario I'd like to propose. I'd like to see a story where the all-powerful Q shows up in Arnold's one day. He aggravates Fonzie a little bit in this way. Fonzie snaps his fingers, and a couple girls come up to him and are arm in arm with him. Q then waves his hand; and in a flash of light, the same girls are arm in arm with him. He then proposes a test for the Fonz where he whisks him to the 24th century where nobody's heard of the Fonz or Happy Days except for maybe Data who probably has fact about Earth's history stored in his positronic brain and challenges him to convince everyone on the Enterprise that he's cool without saying he's cool. If he says he's cool even once, he fails the test. Here's a little sample to help get started.

Fonzie tapped the holodeck to get it working when it was having problems.
Everyone was surprised that the holodeck was working perfectly, and Data turned to Fonz and said, "You appear to have telekinetic abilities rarely found among humans."
"That's because I'm the Fonz," said Fonzie.
"I fail to see how a nickname of your last name gives you telekinetic abilities. I would like to analyze your abilities with a tricorder and see if I can incorporate them into my programming. Did any of your relatives who have the same last name as you have the same abilities?"
"Mr. Data?"
"Yes?"
"Sit on it."
Data got a puzzled expression on his face and asked, "Sit on what?"
"What do you mean 'sit on what?' Just sit on it," said Fonzie as he got up in Data's face.
"How can I know where to sit if you do not tell me?" Data did not back down.
"You don't have to sit anywhere. When I tell you to sit on it, that means shut up. I don't want you to analyze me with anything."
"I see. If I agree to...sit on it, would you allow Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi to analyze your abilities? It is important for the security of the Enterprise. Have your abilities ever gotten out of control and activated objects without you intending them to?"
"Once in a while, that happens; and if your lovely Dr. Crusher and Counselor want to examine me, I'd love to submit to an examination."

Someone else can take over and show what the tricorders find. It's a sure thing that if Fonzie were to tap things and make things work on the Enterprise, they'd be wanting to analyze him.

God bless, Jason Irelan