I love Fortune cookies.... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

robyrob · 02-16-2005, 08:24 PM

There is just something so magical about them, i love the way that they can often be so weird and eerily prophetic.

here's one i got today:

Quote:

Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress

Share your fortunes, or tell me your lucky number and I will tell you YOURS.

awesome fortune:

theanswerman · 02-16-2005, 08:26 PM

i like them but i usually lose the paper which makes them worthless.

TheGreatPretender · 02-16-2005, 09:51 PM

I'm next in line for promotion in my firm. Cool!@$#U&*P$

Lucky numbers. 6 9 8 7 12 16 37 35 4

robyrob · 02-16-2005, 10:23 PM

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/ is an awesome site with a plethora of amusing and CRAZY fortunes, like these ones:

Quote:

Avoid taking unnecessary gambles.
Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 17, 20, 28, 36.

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Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.
Lucky Numbers 7, 14, 21, 22, 32, 45.

Janice · 02-16-2005, 10:34 PM

An oldie but goldie.

robyrob · 02-16-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice

An oldie but goldie.

MsOrange · 02-16-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice

An oldie but goldie.

Belair · 02-17-2005, 12:05 AM

I have NEVER ever had one,but i want one

They sound cool.

Rebel Queen 1980 · 02-18-2005, 02:00 AM

They smell them at the grocery store!,In the Chinese food product aisle.

I once got one that said

'' Only a stranger could accept who you truely are.''

robyrob · 02-18-2005, 08:45 AM

Today's (from last night):

Quote:

Find release from your cares, have a good time.

Lucky # 3, 11, 22, 31, 42, 45.

Learn Chinese: Ye-Ye, Grandpa.

Dutabi84 · 02-18-2005, 10:15 AM

My brother was eating Chinese with a friend of his before they went on a flight (both flight attendants), and he somehow got the other person's fortune cookie before he got it, and he slipped another piece of paper inside of it that said "You will die on an airplane." Haha.

Mr. Television · 02-19-2005, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

My brother was eating Chinese with a friend of his before they went on a flight (both flight attendants), and he somehow got the other person's fortune cookie before he got it, and he slipped another piece of paper inside of it that said "You will die on an airplane." Haha.

MandieR1980 · 02-20-2005, 03:18 PM

There's a little game we all play with fortune cookies, we add "in bed" to the end of it LOL

robyrob · 02-25-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MandieR1980

There's a little game we all play with fortune cookies, we add "in bed" to the end of it LOL

lessee - that would turn the one I got last night into:

Quote:

You will do well to expand your business...in bed

Lucky # 07, 18, 35, 36, 47, 48

works for me

Warm & Fuzzy · 02-25-2005, 02:14 PM

Ever have them chocolate-flavored? Yup, there's such thing.

02-16-2005, 08:26 PM	#2
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	i like them but i usually lose the paper which makes them worthless.
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02-16-2005, 09:51 PM	#3
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	I'm next in line for promotion in my firm. Cool!@$#U&*P$ Lucky numbers. 6 9 8 7 12 16 37 35 4
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02-16-2005, 10:34 PM	#5
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02-17-2005, 12:05 AM	#8
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02-20-2005, 03:18 PM	#13
MandieR1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2001 Location: East Taunton, Massachusetts Posts: 2,635	There's a little game we all play with fortune cookies, we add "in bed" to the end of it LOL
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02-18-2005, 02:00 AM	#9
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	They smell them at the grocery store!,In the Chinese food product aisle. I once got one that said '' Only a stranger could accept who you truely are.''

02-18-2005, 10:15 AM	#11
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	My brother was eating Chinese with a friend of his before they went on a flight (both flight attendants), and he somehow got the other person's fortune cookie before he got it, and he slipped another piece of paper inside of it that said "You will die on an airplane." Haha.

02-25-2005, 02:14 PM	#15
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