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02-14-2005, 02:52 PM
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Creepiest lyrics?
What are the creepiest lyrics in songs?
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02-14-2005, 04:40 PM
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I'm sure if these are the creepiest but I think are certainly some of the worse.
The first ones that popped in my head immediately is from Nickelback's "Figured You Out". I'm not even a fan of this band. First of all, VH1 picked this song as the 2nd most 'awesomely bad' songs of 2004. The first line--"I like your pants around your feet". One woman made the comment, 'After you hear that first line, why would you want to listen to the rest of the song?' Another line from the song-- "You're like my favorite damn disease". Somebody said 'Who has a favorite disease?' and another guy said "Well, I'm all for clamydia"!  And the best 2 lines from the songs-- "I like the white stains on your dress" and "I love my hands around your neck". Now there's my kind of guy. 
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02-14-2005, 11:49 PM
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02-15-2005, 01:08 AM
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I can't even listen to that song. Ugh. Just not the band I wanna picture singing it.
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02-15-2005, 04:13 AM
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I like this song, but it seems a little violent for the mid 60s.
Run For Your Life- The Beatles Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or I won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end'a little girl Well you know that I'm a wicked guy And I was born with a jealous mind And I can't spend my whole life Trying just to make you toe the line You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end'a little girl Let this be a sermon I mean everything I've said Baby, I'm determined And I'd rather see you dead You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end'a little girl I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end'a little girl |
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02-15-2005, 11:11 AM
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The creepiest song from Weird Al Yankovic
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin' in reindeer guts There's the National Guard and the F.B.I. There's a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he's gettin' a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain |
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02-16-2005, 08:53 PM
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We like that song by Weird Al, even if it is creepy! LOL
I guess I am showing my age, but back in the day I think the creepiest song (70's when I was in HS) was Blue Oyster Cult's song- Don't Fear the Reaper All our times have come Here but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind the sun or the rain (we can be like they are) Come on baby (don't fear the reaper) Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper) We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper) Baby I'm your man La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la Valentine is done Here but now they're gone Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity (Romeo and Juliet) 40,000 men and women everyday (like Romeo and Juliet) 40,000 men and women everyday (redefine happiness) Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can be like they are) Come on baby (don't fear the reaper) Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper) We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper) Baby I'm your man La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la Love of two is one Here but now they're gone Came the last night of sadness And it was clear she couldn't go on Then the door was open and the wind appeared The candles blew then disappeared The curtains flew then he appeared (saying don't be afraid) Come on baby (and she had no fear) And she ran to him (then they started to fly) They looked backward and said goodbye (she had become like they are) She had taken his hand (she had become like they are) Come on baby (don't fear the reaper) Just the kind a song we suicidal teenagers needed to listen to.... and the music with it was just as creepy! (but I will admit, I did like the song) |
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06-06-2005, 02:03 PM
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Post the lyrics to MacArthur Park your quesyions will be answered
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06-06-2005, 02:59 PM
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That's the one I was going to say Jack!!!
35 years later and I'm still trying to figure out the whole cake in the rain thing! 
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06-06-2005, 03:12 PM
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 LOL ditto |
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06-06-2005, 04:16 PM
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06-06-2005, 04:19 PM
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That's all I could ever come up with too. Maybe he wrote the song after getting dumped at his rainy birthday party! 
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06-06-2005, 04:42 PM
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06-06-2005, 04:52 PM
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06-06-2005, 07:27 PM
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the song White Rabbit is pretty weird
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