ENOUGH WITH THE NEWS THREADS - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Michael [hXc] · 02-11-2005, 07:19 PM

nevermind.

The Modfather · 02-11-2005, 07:25 PM

SO ARE YOU

Seinatra · 02-11-2005, 07:26 PM

http://www.shrines.com/burntmonkey/pic1.html

Even the news monkey has had enough.

MissZero · 02-11-2005, 07:28 PM

i get depressed seeing all these articles.....it's sad to see the reality of things since we try to sugarcoat and protect ourselves from it.

I think we should start a news articles thread

Michael [hXc] · 02-11-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissZero

i get depressed seeing all these articles.....it's sad to see the reality of things since we try to sugarcoat and protect ourselves from it.

I think we should start a news articles thread

good idea. that way they can all be contained in one thread.

TheGreatPretender · 02-11-2005, 07:29 PM

Tu enjodado. Molestas.

?Secador?

Hollow · 02-11-2005, 07:43 PM

House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death

CNN.com
February 11, 2005

PHOENIX, AZ - A 34-year-old single mother was ambushed and killed by what she would least expect -- her living room corn plant.

Sandra Moore walked in the doorway of her Phoenix home Thursday night when her house plant, which she has been raising for four years, suddenly jumped out and tackled her, reports Moore's 14-year-old daughter Carla, who witnessed the attack.

"It's like something you'd see in a scary movie," Carla told CNN. "I mean, how can a plant come alive? I was just watching Looney Tunes when suddenly I heard screaming and chaos. I ran into the living room and there was blood everywhere, i saw a plant attacking my mom and her small intestines were on the floor."

Carla immediately called 911 explaining that her mother was being viciously attacked by a corn plant. The operator took it as a prank call, and ignored her request for medical help. Panicking, she ran back to the scene and found her mom dead after choking on the intestines.

Police are unsure how the plant could have done this. Some believe it was possessed.

No charges have yet been made. A trial will be held next week. Meanwhile, Carla is being transferred to a foster home.

MissZero · 02-11-2005, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death

CNN.com
February 11, 2005

PHOENIX, AZ - A 34-year-old single mother was ambushed and killed by what she would least expect -- her living room corn plant.

Sandra Moore walked in the doorway of her Phoenix home when her house plant, which she has been raising for four years, suddenly jumped out and tackled her, reports Moore's 14-year-old daughter Carla, who witnessed the attack.

"It's like something you'd see in a scary movie," Carla told CNN. "I mean, how can a plant come alive? I was just watching Looney Tunes when suddenly I heard screaming and chaos. I ran into the living room and there was blood everywhere, i saw a plant attacking my mom and her small intestines were on the floor."

Carla immediately called 911 explaining that her mother was being viciously attacked by a corn plant. The operator took it as a prank call, and ignored her request for medical help. Panicking, she ran back to the scene and found her mom dead after choking on the intestines.

Police are unsure how the plant could have done this. Some believe it was possessed.

No charges have yet been made. A trial will be held next week. Meanwhile, Carla is being transferred to a foster home.

good one

x3 Taylor x3 · 02-11-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death

CNN.com
February 11, 2005

PHOENIX, AZ - A 34-year-old single mother was ambushed and killed by what she would least expect -- her living room corn plant.

Sandra Moore walked in the doorway of her Phoenix home Thursday night when her house plant, which she has been raising for four years, suddenly jumped out and tackled her, reports Moore's 14-year-old daughter Carla, who witnessed the attack.

"It's like something you'd see in a scary movie," Carla told CNN. "I mean, how can a plant come alive? I was just watching Looney Tunes when suddenly I heard screaming and chaos. I ran into the living room and there was blood everywhere, i saw a plant attacking my mom and her small intestines were on the floor."

Carla immediately called 911 explaining that her mother was being viciously attacked by a corn plant. The operator took it as a prank call, and ignored her request for medical help. Panicking, she ran back to the scene and found her mom dead after choking on the intestines.

Police are unsure how the plant could have done this. Some believe it was possessed.

No charges have yet been made. A trial will be held next week. Meanwhile, Carla is being transferred to a foster home.

Janice · 02-11-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death
CNN.com
February 11, 2005

Sarah, you kill me.

Mr. Television · 02-11-2005, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death

CNN.com
February 11, 2005

PHOENIX, AZ - A 34-year-old single mother was ambushed and killed by what she would least expect -- her living room corn plant.

Sandra Moore walked in the doorway of her Phoenix home Thursday night when her house plant, which she has been raising for four years, suddenly jumped out and tackled her, reports Moore's 14-year-old daughter Carla, who witnessed the attack.

"It's like something you'd see in a scary movie," Carla told CNN. "I mean, how can a plant come alive? I was just watching Looney Tunes when suddenly I heard screaming and chaos. I ran into the living room and there was blood everywhere, i saw a plant attacking my mom and her small intestines were on the floor."

Carla immediately called 911 explaining that her mother was being viciously attacked by a corn plant. The operator took it as a prank call, and ignored her request for medical help. Panicking, she ran back to the scene and found her mom dead after choking on the intestines.

Police are unsure how the plant could have done this. Some believe it was possessed.

No charges have yet been made. A trial will be held next week. Meanwhile, Carla is being transferred to a foster home.

EmoJoe · 02-11-2005, 07:58 PM

Someone make a news thread, or I will

That way only people who want to read them can, and people who dont want to read them dont even have to read the gross headlines

x3 Taylor x3 · 02-11-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RurryJoeMicelli

Someone make a news thread, or I will

That way only people who want to read them can, and people who dont want to read them dont even have to read the gross headlines

Go for it.

EmoJoe · 02-11-2005, 08:07 PM

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=131893

Theres your news thread. A nice solution. If you dont wanna read news threads than dont read it, if you do than read it

See how we can compromise?

TheGreatPretender · 02-11-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by safety pin

House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death

CNN.com
February 11, 2005

PHOENIX, AZ - A 34-year-old single mother was ambushed and killed by what she would least expect -- her living room corn plant.

Sandra Moore walked in the doorway of her Phoenix home Thursday night when her house plant, which she has been raising for four years, suddenly jumped out and tackled her, reports Moore's 14-year-old daughter Carla, who witnessed the attack.

"It's like something you'd see in a scary movie," Carla told CNN. "I mean, how can a plant come alive? I was just watching Looney Tunes when suddenly I heard screaming and chaos. I ran into the living room and there was blood everywhere, i saw a plant attacking my mom and her small intestines were on the floor."

Carla immediately called 911 explaining that her mother was being viciously attacked by a corn plant. The operator took it as a prank call, and ignored her request for medical help. Panicking, she ran back to the scene and found her mom dead after choking on the intestines.

Police are unsure how the plant could have done this. Some believe it was possessed.

No charges have yet been made. A trial will be held next week. Meanwhile, Carla is being transferred to a foster home.

02-11-2005, 07:19 PM	#1
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	ENOUGH WITH THE NEWS THREADS nevermind.
	__________________ I'm scared now...is this working out? When my voice is on the way, Who's to think about? I'm scared one day I'll say, "I don't love this anymore," Turn my back on all my fans... Who's to think about? The brighter I shine, the darker my shadows. And they pull me behind, as I let off the pedal. Why should I divide what feels so right? Is this where I want to lay?

02-11-2005, 07:28 PM	#4
MissZero serve it up baby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 12, 2004 Location: Pa (Blah) Posts: 1,901	i get depressed seeing all these articles.....it's sad to see the reality of things since we try to sugarcoat and protect ourselves from it. I think we should start a news articles thread
	__________________ ~MissZero~

02-11-2005, 07:29 PM	#6
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	Tu enjodado. Molestas. ?Secador?
	__________________ Peace is a good thing and so is salmon when it's smoked

02-11-2005, 07:58 PM	#12
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Someone make a news thread, or I will That way only people who want to read them can, and people who dont want to read them dont even have to read the gross headlines
	__________________ "I know the difference between TV and reality, Jeff. TV has structure, it makes sense, there are likable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you." - Abed Nadir, Community www.sitcomsarestupid.blogspot.com

02-11-2005, 07:25 PM	#2
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	SO ARE YOU

02-11-2005, 07:26 PM	#3
Seinatra Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 29, 2004 Location: Gran Chaco Posts: 1,840	http://www.shrines.com/burntmonkey/pic1.html Even the news monkey has had enough.

02-11-2005, 07:43 PM	#7
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	House Plant Comes Alive and Chews Out Woman's Small Intestines, Then Shoves Them Down Her Throat Until She Chokes To Death CNN.com February 11, 2005 PHOENIX, AZ - A 34-year-old single mother was ambushed and killed by what she would least expect -- her living room corn plant. Sandra Moore walked in the doorway of her Phoenix home Thursday night when her house plant, which she has been raising for four years, suddenly jumped out and tackled her, reports Moore's 14-year-old daughter Carla, who witnessed the attack. "It's like something you'd see in a scary movie," Carla told CNN. "I mean, how can a plant come alive? I was just watching Looney Tunes when suddenly I heard screaming and chaos. I ran into the living room and there was blood everywhere, i saw a plant attacking my mom and her small intestines were on the floor." Carla immediately called 911 explaining that her mother was being viciously attacked by a corn plant. The operator took it as a prank call, and ignored her request for medical help. Panicking, she ran back to the scene and found her mom dead after choking on the intestines. Police are unsure how the plant could have done this. Some believe it was possessed. No charges have yet been made. A trial will be held next week. Meanwhile, Carla is being transferred to a foster home.

02-11-2005, 08:07 PM	#14
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=131893 Theres your news thread. A nice solution. If you dont wanna read news threads than dont read it, if you do than read it See how we can compromise?