School Dazed Episode 14: "The Series of Unfortunate Events" (Part 1) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 02-11-2005, 06:06 PM

CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage

GUEST STARS:

Elizabeth Celson……………Lana Lang
Jane Kokanstupala…………………………..Zuzzy
Jane’s Dad (Mr. Kokanstupala)…………….robyrob

Suzy………………………..Melissa Joan Heart

(The kids are at the bus stop. Jane looks upset)

Jane: Oh goodness…

Anna: What’s up, Jane?

Jane: My dad!

Mike: Hey! Is he that big white thing in the sky?

Jane: Not THAT up!

(Jane’s Dad comes)

Jane’s Dad: See you later, honey babe! Cakey lake! Lovey bird….

Jane: DAD!
Jane’s Dad: Sorry, baby! See you later

(Jane groans)

Matt: What? He always acts like that

Jane: Matt, my dad is the new Science teacher!

(Anna and Matt’s mouths drop open)

Jane: I know, it’s terrible

Matt: No it’s not! Finally! A teacher we know! Personally!

Anna: This is awesome!

Mike: So, is that white puffy thing your dad?

Jane: No it’s not

(The bus comes, and than drops the kids off at Madison Middle School. The kids are in Mrs. Brunson’s room)

Matt: Oh man! One more period until the awesome new science teacher’s class

(The bell rings)

Matt: Let’s go

(The kids go to the Science room)

Jane’s Dad (singing to the tune of Ode to Joy): WELCOME MY WONDERFUL CLASS! WE WILL HAVE FUN FROM NOW ON! I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME! YAY! On a more serious note, welcome. My name is Mr. Kokanstupola. You can call me Mr. K for short.

Elizabeth: Kokanstupala?

(The class looks at Jane and her dad and laugh. Jane blushes)

Mr. K: Sitting right here is my wonderful little baby pie, honey cake, beauty queen, love dove

Jane: Dad!

Mr. K: THAT’S MR. K TO YOU! Sorry, student, I’ll stop

Matt: (whispering to Anna): Maybe he is bad

Anna: You’ve got that right

Mr. K: MATT AND ANNA, STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER!

(Matt and Anna blush)

Mr. K: I know you love each other but try to resist it!

(The class bursts into laughter, besides Matt and Anna)

Mike: An elephant is teaching us Science!

Willie: Look! Matt and Anna are blushing, they do love each other. How cute!

(Anna and Matt blush more, and don’t say another word)

(Commerical Break)

(It’s lunchtime)

Elizabeth: What’s up with you two? You haven’t spoken to each other since that incident in…ohhh

Mike: That’s MY line!

Matt: So, Mike, how was school?

Mike: Ketchupy

Anna: Elizabeth, did you get that CD you wanted?

Elizabeth: Yeah…

(It’s after school, Matt is going to his locker. He finds a paper on it)

Matt (reading): Anna loves Matt forever

(Anna comes to Matt’s locker. Without talking, she shows him a paper, it was the same one only on her locker. Matt shakes his head. Anna puts her hands on her hips. Matt slaps his forehead. Anna goes away)

(Matt is home from school)

Matt: I had such a bad day

Chris: Why, oh small one?

Matt: You know that…(mumbling)…little, itsy bitsy, crush I have on Anna? Well, the whole school knows about it

Chris: Go on

Matt: That’s it

Chris: Aww, it’s a little seventh grade problem.

Matt: Stop it, this is serious!

Chris: Well I have to call Suzy, bye squirt!

(It’s the next day in school. Mike has to go to the bathroom, but he’s having trouble reading the signs….)

Mike: Bays…geris? Hmmm, well GERIS sounds more boyish than BAYS, so I’ll go in THAT room

(Mike walks into the girls room)

Mike: Hey Matt! You grew a beard!

(Girls scream and kick Mike out)

(The kids walk into Mr. K’s class)

Mr. K: And here comes half of the lovely couple, oh, and there’s the other half. Aren’t they just great?

(The class laughs)

Jane: Dad, you’re embarrisng me and them!

Mr. K: Sorry honey cake

Jane: Ugh!

(We see Madison High School for the next unfortunate event. It’s lunchtime there and Chris and his girlfriend Suzy are arguing)

Suzy: YOU CHEATED ON ME!

Chris: Did not!

Suzy: Did too!

Chris: Did not

Suzy: Did too!

(They realize everyone is staring at them and booing Chris)

Chris: STOP IT!

Suzy: I’M DUMPING YOU!

(The crowd awws)

Chris: Shut up

(We get back to the main unfortunate event)

Matt: This stinks, not only is my deepest darkest secret revealed, but Anna won’t even talk to me!

Elizabeth: Stinks doesn’t it? Well I’m gonna go home…

(Matt is now home, when he finds a note on his door)

Matt: (reading) Go under the oak tree by Madison Middle when the sun sets.

(It’s sunset, and Matt goes to the tree and finds another note

Matt (reading): Go to the darkest section of the school without going in it…

(Matt goes there and finds another note)

Matt: (reading): Go through the small passageway through the two fences and than you’ll come to a street. Go to the seventh house from the fence

(Matt does that, rings the doorbell, and an old lady comes out. She whips Matt with her purse and kicks him out. Matt sees another note)

Matt: (reading): Sorry, I meant the eighth house

(Matt goes to that house, and it’s Anna’s house. He rings the doorbell. Anna answers it)

Matt: Anna? DID YOU COMMIT A CRIME AND YOU’RE HERE TO BLAME IT ON ME?

Anna: NO! I came to discuss something with you

Matt: Spill the beans, my gir- um, Anna

Anna: Well, the Science class incident was embarrising. But, do you REALLY like me as Mr. K thinks you do?

TO BE CONTINUED…

Chad22 · 02-11-2005, 06:19 PM

Ohhh Suspenseful. Cant wait til the next one.

Great Episode.

Moonlight Lady · 02-11-2005, 06:39 PM

Wow, that was great, I can't wait for part 2.

Cactus Jack · 02-11-2005, 07:16 PM

Whoa this is hilariously suspenseful, really is a sereies of u fortunate events cant wait for part 2!

Make them meet a count in the next one, klike hes the principal or something

02-11-2005, 06:06 PM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	School Dazed Episode 14: "The Series of Unfortunate Events" (Part 1) CAST: Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody Jake Anderson...............TF Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young) Willie Definsticker................Jack Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage GUEST STARS: Elizabeth Celson……………Lana Lang Jane Kokanstupala…………………………..Zuzzy Jane’s Dad (Mr. Kokanstupala)…………….robyrob Suzy………………………..Melissa Joan Heart (The kids are at the bus stop. Jane looks upset) Jane: Oh goodness… Anna: What’s up, Jane? Jane: My dad! Mike: Hey! Is he that big white thing in the sky? Jane: Not THAT up! (Jane’s Dad comes) Jane’s Dad: See you later, honey babe! Cakey lake! Lovey bird…. Jane: DAD! Jane’s Dad: Sorry, baby! See you later (Jane groans) Matt: What? He always acts like that Jane: Matt, my dad is the new Science teacher! (Anna and Matt’s mouths drop open) Jane: I know, it’s terrible Matt: No it’s not! Finally! A teacher we know! Personally! Anna: This is awesome! Mike: So, is that white puffy thing your dad? Jane: No it’s not (The bus comes, and than drops the kids off at Madison Middle School. The kids are in Mrs. Brunson’s room) Matt: Oh man! One more period until the awesome new science teacher’s class (The bell rings) Matt: Let’s go (The kids go to the Science room) Jane’s Dad (singing to the tune of Ode to Joy): WELCOME MY WONDERFUL CLASS! WE WILL HAVE FUN FROM NOW ON! I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME! YAY! On a more serious note, welcome. My name is Mr. Kokanstupola. You can call me Mr. K for short. Elizabeth: Kokanstupala? (The class looks at Jane and her dad and laugh. Jane blushes) Mr. K: Sitting right here is my wonderful little baby pie, honey cake, beauty queen, love dove Jane: Dad! Mr. K: THAT’S MR. K TO YOU! Sorry, student, I’ll stop Matt: (whispering to Anna): Maybe he is bad Anna: You’ve got that right Mr. K: MATT AND ANNA, STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER! (Matt and Anna blush) Mr. K: I know you love each other but try to resist it! (The class bursts into laughter, besides Matt and Anna) Mike: An elephant is teaching us Science! Willie: Look! Matt and Anna are blushing, they do love each other. How cute! (Anna and Matt blush more, and don’t say another word) (Commerical Break) (It’s lunchtime) Elizabeth: What’s up with you two? You haven’t spoken to each other since that incident in…ohhh Mike: That’s MY line! Matt: So, Mike, how was school? Mike: Ketchupy Anna: Elizabeth, did you get that CD you wanted? Elizabeth: Yeah… (It’s after school, Matt is going to his locker. He finds a paper on it) Matt (reading): Anna loves Matt forever (Anna comes to Matt’s locker. Without talking, she shows him a paper, it was the same one only on her locker. Matt shakes his head. Anna puts her hands on her hips. Matt slaps his forehead. Anna goes away) (Matt is home from school) Matt: I had such a bad day Chris: Why, oh small one? Matt: You know that…(mumbling)…little, itsy bitsy, crush I have on Anna? Well, the whole school knows about it Chris: Go on Matt: That’s it Chris: Aww, it’s a little seventh grade problem. Matt: Stop it, this is serious! Chris: Well I have to call Suzy, bye squirt! (It’s the next day in school. Mike has to go to the bathroom, but he’s having trouble reading the signs….) Mike: Bays…geris? Hmmm, well GERIS sounds more boyish than BAYS, so I’ll go in THAT room (Mike walks into the girls room) Mike: Hey Matt! You grew a beard! (Girls scream and kick Mike out) (The kids walk into Mr. K’s class) Mr. K: And here comes half of the lovely couple, oh, and there’s the other half. Aren’t they just great? (The class laughs) Jane: Dad, you’re embarrisng me and them! Mr. K: Sorry honey cake Jane: Ugh! (We see Madison High School for the next unfortunate event. It’s lunchtime there and Chris and his girlfriend Suzy are arguing) Suzy: YOU CHEATED ON ME! Chris: Did not! Suzy: Did too! Chris: Did not Suzy: Did too! (They realize everyone is staring at them and booing Chris) Chris: STOP IT! Suzy: I’M DUMPING YOU! (The crowd awws) Chris: Shut up (We get back to the main unfortunate event) Matt: This stinks, not only is my deepest darkest secret revealed, but Anna won’t even talk to me! Elizabeth: Stinks doesn’t it? Well I’m gonna go home… (Matt is now home, when he finds a note on his door) Matt: (reading) Go under the oak tree by Madison Middle when the sun sets. (It’s sunset, and Matt goes to the tree and finds another note Matt (reading): Go to the darkest section of the school without going in it… (Matt goes there and finds another note) Matt: (reading): Go through the small passageway through the two fences and than you’ll come to a street. Go to the seventh house from the fence (Matt does that, rings the doorbell, and an old lady comes out. She whips Matt with her purse and kicks him out. Matt sees another note) Matt: (reading): Sorry, I meant the eighth house (Matt goes to that house, and it’s Anna’s house. He rings the doorbell. Anna answers it) Matt: Anna? DID YOU COMMIT A CRIME AND YOU’RE HERE TO BLAME IT ON ME? Anna: NO! I came to discuss something with you Matt: Spill the beans, my gir- um, Anna Anna: Well, the Science class incident was embarrising. But, do you REALLY like me as Mr. K thinks you do? TO BE CONTINUED…
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02-11-2005, 06:39 PM	#3
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02-11-2005, 07:16 PM	#4
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02-11-2005, 06:19 PM	#2
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	Ohhh Suspenseful. Cant wait til the next one. Great Episode.