"Odd Quad" Episode 17 - I Dream Of Kim

[Chad22]

CAST
Adam Collins - Chad Doody
Brad Fulton - TF
Jeff Kimble - EFD
Kim Stevens - Brooke Anne Smith
Walter Munson - William Daniels

GUEST STARS
Andrew Long - Tom Welling
Brad's Date - Erin Chambers
Jeff's Date - Ashley Drane
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*Brad & Jeff are shown sitting on the couch as Adam walks In.*

Adam: Guys, Next week is Valentine's Day...And I...

Brad: No Its Not...This is December, Fool.

Adam: Oh Yeah...

2 MONTHS LATER

*Brad & Jeff are shown sitting on the couch as Adam walks In.*

Adam: Guys, Next week is Valentine's Day...And I...Next week is Valentine's Day, Right?

Brad: Yeah.

Adam: Well Anyways, Its Time I Finally Make The next step in Mine and Kim's relationship.

Jeff: What relationship?

Adam: That's the next step, GETTING A Relationship.

Brad: Adam, When are you gonna give up? You've been hinting at Kim since she moved in here, And she's never shown any interest in being anything more than your friend.

Adam: That's where you're wrong, Brad. It says In her Diary On Page 56 That There are people out there that would be Worse to date than me.

Jeff: You went through her diary? Aw Man...That is such an invasion of privacy. You Oughta be ashamed. Besides...That was on Page 57.

Brad: You Guys are low lifes, Do you know that?

Jeff: You read it too didn't you?

Brad: ....Ok, So I'm A Lowlife too.







(Themesong: "Different People" By No Doubt)









*Brad is shown sitting at the table studying when Jeff walks In with a bag.*

Jeff: BRAD...BRAD. I JUST GOT A DATE WITH THIS REALLY HOT GIRL ON VALENTINE'S DAY!

Brad: Calm Down, Jeff. That's Great.

Jeff: And She's Got A Friend for you!

Brad: What? Jeff, Tell me you did not set me up with some high school girl.

Jeff: These aren't high school girls, Brad. They're In College.

Brad: You Got a date with A College Girl? She Must be REALLY Bad Looking if she has to settle for you.

Jeff: Gee...Thanks, Brad.

Brad: No I Mean The fact that you're in high school. College Girls don't usually go for high school boys.

Jeff: Well, That's the thing...They Think I'm 20 and In Medical School.

Brad: MEDICAL SCHOOL? Jeff...You Faint when you get a nose bleed.

Jeff: Because Its Unsanitary, Man...The thought of blood gushing out of my nose.

*Jeff is about to faint but Brad stops him.*

Brad: So Where do I Come into this? Do they think I'm In Medical school too?

Jeff: Not exactly...

Brad: So you told them the truth about me?

Jeff: Not exactly...

Brad: Jeff, Just what DID You tell them about me?

Jeff: ...That You're Justin Timberlake.

Brad: WHAT?

Jeff: She asked if I Had Any good looking friends For her Friend to date...And It was the first thing that came to mind.

Brad: Jeff...I'm Not sure if you've noticed this or not...But I'm Not Blonde, I Can't Sing, AND I'M MEXICAN!

Jeff: Don't Worry About it, Man...These girls are really cute but they're a little slow. I've already thought this through, And I Stopped at the wig shop on the way home.

*Jeff digs out a Blonde curly wig similar to Justin Timberlake's hair and puts it on Brad's head.*

Jeff: There...They'll never know the difference.

Brad: Jeff, Only an Idiot would fall for a lame disguise like this...

*Suddenly the door opens and Adam walks In.*

Adam: Hey Guys, I...HOLY CRAP ITS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

*Jeff Smiles as Brad Looks confused.*

Brad: Is there...Something in the water that makes everyone dumb but me?

*Brad walks into his room.*

Adam: Bye Justin...Or should I Say, Bye Bye Bye!

Jeff: *Laughs* So how's the planning for Valentine's Day going? Get A Plan to sweep Kim off her feet yet?

Adam: Yeah, I Think So. There's still 2 days before Valentine's Day And I Haven't really been able to find the right time or way to Ask her out...So Instead of asking her out with words, I Thought I'd ask her out with song by serenading into her window tonight.

Jeff: Wow Adam, That sounds really romantic. What are you going to sing?

Adam: *Smiles* Let's Get It On.

Jeff: Uhhh...Isn't That A Little strong?

Adam: You Think I Should sing something By Michael Bolten Instead?

Jeff: ...Lets Get It On Will Work.

*Jeff walks into the other room when suddenly Kim walks In.*

Kim: Hey, Adam.

Adam: Hey Kim...I Heard its gonna be hot tonight. Better leave your bedroom window open...Wouldn't want you to overheat and die or something.

Kim: Uhhh Thanks, Adam. I'll do that.

Adam: Just Looking Out for ya.

*Adam walks into his room as there's a knock on the door. Kim answers and sees Mr. Munson standing there.*

Kim: Hey, Mr. Munson. What Can I Do for you?

Mr. Munson: Yes, Do Any Of the boys have any cologne I Can Borrow? I Have A Hot date On Valentine's Day.

Kim: Really, Mr. Munson?

Mr. Munson: Of Course. I May Not be the young Man I Once was, But I'm Not dead yet!

Kim: *Laughs* That's Great, Mr. Munson. I Have A Date on Valentine's Too.

Mr. Munson: Really? With Whom?

Kim: Andrew Long. This really nice guy I Met In The Library The other day. He's On His last year of College before he becomes an actor.

Mr. Munson: Pretty Impressive. I Hope you have a good time.

Kim: You too, Mr. Munson. I Think Brad has some cologne, I'll Get it.

*Kim walks into the other room. The scene then switches to night as Adam attempts to sneak out of the apartment and Jeff stands behind him.*

Jeff: Now You Know which Window is Kim's, Right?

Adam: Of course I Do, I've been planning this all day.

Jeff: Good Luck.

Adam: Thanks.

*Adam walks out of the apartment as Kim wakes up and walks into the living room.*

Kim: *Drowsy* Jeff...What are you doing up?

Jeff: Nothing Just...Getting A Glass of water. Better go back to bed.

Kim: I Can't sleep. I Think I'll just watch some TV.

*Kim is about to sit on the couch*

Jeff: Uhh Kim, You Can't Because...Uhhh...The TV Is Broken.

Kim: Broken? I Just watched it a few hours ago...How Did It Break?

Jeff: I Broke It In A Act Of Rage, Now go back to your room, Ok?

Kim: Ok Ok...

*Kim walks into her room as Jeff lets out a sigh of relief. Adam is then shown outside as he pushes a button on the radio and the background of "Let's Get It On" Plays as Adam climbs up the ladder and sings directly into the window.*

Adam: *Singing* I've been really tryin', baby...Tryin' To Hold back this feeling for soooo looong. And If you feel...like I Feel, Baby...Then C'mon......OHHH C'mon. Lets Get it On.....AHHHHHH Baby...Lets get it on...Lets love, baby...Lets Get it oooooooon, Sugar...Let's Get It Ooooon.

*Mr. Munson looks out the window and sees Adam's Face.*

Mr. Munson & Adam: *Screaming In Horror In A Way that oddly matches the song* AHHHHHHH

*Adam loses control of the ladder as it flys back with him on it and Mr. Munson looks down with a horrified look.*

Mr. Munson: Another Nightmare...That's What It Was...Another Nightmare.

*Mr. Munson walks back to his bed with his eyes widened and gets back in. Jeff is shown in the living room sitting on the couch when Adam walks in with bushes and shrubs all over him.*

Jeff: How'd it go? Did you sweep Kim off her feet?

Adam: No...But Mr. Munson swept me off mine.

*Adam walks into his room as Jeff looks confused. On Valentine's Morning Jeff is shown sitting at the kitchen table eating cereal with Brad walks in.*

Jeff: Hey Brad, Prepared to be Justin Timberlake tonight?

Brad: I'll Go through with It because Quite Frankly...I'm Desperate for a date. But I'm telling you, Man...They're never gonna believe I'm Justin Timberlake.

Jeff: I Know I Know...I Knew I Shoulda said you were Usher.

*Brad looks confused when Adam walks In.*

Adam: Guys, I Am Done with these schemes and plots. It Is Now Valentine's Day, And I've decided that I'm Just gonna simply ask her out.

Brad: Good Idea...Poor Mr. Munson is still shaking about the other night.

Adam: Hey, You think it was any easier on me? I STILL Have bruises from those thorn bushes....And I Think One of those neighborhood cats was going to the bathroom in it...

Jeff: THAT'S UNSANITARY!

*Kim walks into the room.*

Kim: Morning, Guys.

Adam: Kim...Will you go out with me tonight?

Kim: *Looking Sorry* I'm Sorry, Adam...I Already have a date.

Adam: Great, We can maybe grab a bite to eat at Tony's and Go see a movie or...Wait...Did you just say you already have a date?

Kim: Yes, I Did...

Adam: Oh...Well...Ok...*Laughs* I Was just asking you out for your sake anyway. Didn't want you to spend Valentine's Day alone, I Personally prefer to be alone...Bewitched marathon on tonight.

Kim: Adam, I...

Adam: *Fake Smiles* Have A Good Time.

*Adam walks into his room.*

Kim: You think he's gonna be ok?

Brad: Yeah, You Know Adam and his short attention span...He's Probably already forgot about it and moved onto something else.

*Loud crying is heard from the other room.*

Jeff: Oh Yeah...He's Forgotten all about it.

*Later On Jeff walks out of his room, Then knocks on Brad's door.*

Brad: Hey Brad, You all ready?

*Brad walks out of his room wearing the Timberlake wig.*

Brad: Jeff, This wig Looks ridiculous.

Jeff: Nah Man, Its a great look for you.

*Kim walks out of her room wearing a Nice outfit.*

Jeff: Looking good, Kim.

Kim: Thanks. I'm really looking forward to tonight. I Hope Adam's Ok, Though...

*Adam walks out of his room looking depressed and walks straight to the couch, Then lays down face first.*

Kim: Adam, Are you sure you're gonna be ok tonight?

*Adam Lifts head*

Adam: *Emotionless and Insincerely* Yeah...Bewitched marathon...Serena can be my valentine....Ya Gotta love Serena.

*Just then there's a knock on the door.*

Adam: *Emotionless* I'll Get it...

*Adam stands up and slowly walks to the door, He opens it and a Guy is standing there.*

Guy: Hi, I'm Here to pick up Kim.

Adam: *Emotionless* How nice for you.

Kim: Hi, Andrew.

*Andrew walks In.*

Andrew: Wow Kim, You Look Beautiful.

Kim: *Smiles* Thanks. These are my roommates, Jeff & Brad.

Andrew: Hi.

*Andrew shakes hands with each of them.*

Kim: And That's Adam.

Andrew: Hey, Adam.

Adam: *Emotionlessly Lifts His arm Into A Wave* How Ya Doin'.

Kim: Andrew's going to be an actor.

Brad: Really? What Kind of acting?

Andrew: Well As soon As I Finish College I Was hoping to get a role on a Sitcom. Maybe Even A New version of my favorite show, Bewitched.

Adam: Oh FINE FINE...I'm Watching I Dream Of Jeannie.

*Adam goes back to the couch and lays down face first again.*

Andrew: Is...He gonna be Ok?

Jeff: Yeah, He's Just got A Thing against Witches...One of his ancestors was accused of Being one and Was burnt in the Salem witch trials.

Andrew: Oh, I'm Sorry Man...I Hope I Didn't Offend you.

Adam: If Only I Had gotten the right window...

Andrew: Uhh Right. You ready, Kim?

Kim: Yeah. Bye Guys, Bye Adam.

*Adam Lifts his arm up as Andrew & Kim walk out.*

Jeff: Listen Adam, We Know you're upset..So If you want us to stay with you, We Will.

Adam: No, Go Ahead...

Jeff: Ok Bye!

*Jeff grabs Brad and runs out the door. Adam then sits up and wipes a tear out of his eye.*

Adam: Romance...Who Needs it.

*Adam turns On The TV as the Bewitched theme comes On.*

Adam: Pah.

*Adam switches the channel as the I Dream Of Jeannie theme plays.*

Adam: Who Needs Kim...*Yawns* TV Was my first love anyway.

*Adam lays down and starts to watch It, Then starts to fall asleep. A Dream Sequence then starts as The Apartment is shown looking 60's-ish and Adam walks in wearing an Astronaut Uniform.*

Adam: Kim, I'm Home.

*Pink Smoke comes out of the bottle as Kim appears in The Jeannie uniform.*

Kim: Welcome Home, Master!

*Kim Hugs Adam as Adam smiles. He then sits on the couch as she sits on his lap*

Kim: How was work?

Adam: Oh, Not Bad...Went into Space and Destroyed A Large meteorite before it could crash into Earth and kill off millions.

Kim: Oh Master, Why do you put yourself through such danger when I Could just use my magic to Make it disappear?

Adam: Because Kim...You Know I Don't Like you using your powers like that. Besides...I Can Think Of A Million better ways to use your magic, If you get what I Mean.

*Adam Makes his eyebrows go up and down as Kim smiles.*

Kim: Oh Yes, Master.

*Adam & Kim make out for a few seconds, Then stop.*

Kim: Ohhh I May Be the Genie, But I Think You're the one with the magic, Master!

*Adam Looks into the camera and winks.*

Kim: Would you like something to eat, master?

Adam: That sounds great, Kim. What are We Having?

Kim: What would you like, master?

Adam: Hmmm...Any Kind of beef sounds good.

Kim: *Smiles* As you wish, Master.

*Kim folds her arms and nods as A Cow appears in the living room.*

Adam: Kim, That's Not What I...

*Suddenly Mr. Munson walks in wearing An Army Uniform and Cap As Kim Blinks away.*

Mr. Munson: Major Collins, I Was In The Neighborhood And...Why is there a cow in your Living room?

Adam: They'res A Perfectly Good explanation for this, Dr. Munson...

Dr. Munson: And that would be?

Adam: ...I Wanted Beef for dinner.

Dr. Munson: Oh...Well I Suppose that makes sense......But Why Didn't you just go to the market and buy some pre packaged beef?

Adam: Well...Have you seen their prices lately?

Dr. Munson: They'res Something very strange about you, Major Collins...And I Assure you That one of these days I Intend to find out Just what that is.

*Dr. Munson walks out as Kim Blinks back In.*

Adam: Kim...Could ya please get rid of the cow?

Kim: As you wish, Master.

*Kim Blinks the cow out.*

Adam: Thank You.

Kim: I Was just trying to make you happy, Master.

Adam: You Wanna Know what would Really make me happy, Kim?

Kim: What's that, master?

Adam: If you showed me some more of the kind of magic that I Like.

Kim: *Laughs* As you wish, Master.

*Kim & Adam start to make out again. Back In Reality Adam is then shown On the couch making out with a pillow as he wakes up.*

Adam: Who Needs Kim?...I Need Kim!

*Adam drops the pillow and runs towards the door, Then runs back and picks the pillow up again.*

Adam: And In Case I Still Don't Have her later On, I Will continue to practice making out on you.

*Adam puts the pillow down, Then runs out the door. Tony's Pizzeria is then shown as Kim & Andrew are sitting at a table laughing and enjoying themselves.*

Andrew: Sounds Like you guys have a riot. My Roommates Aren't Nearly as exciting.

Kim: Well, It does get a little hectic sometimes.

Andrew: *Laughs* Hectic is fun, Though.

*Across the room Brad & Jeff are shown with their dates.*

Jeff: So Then I Had to Perform Open Heart surgery on the Mayor...It Was A Little risky seeing as I'm Still Just An Orderly...But No one else was available, So I Did What I Had to do.

Jeff's Date: That is so cool!

Brad's Date: How about you, Justin? Did you ever have to work under pressure?

Brad: Uhh Yeah...You Know that song "I Want It That Way"? I Wrote that 10 minutes before A Concert once because we were low on songs to sing.

Brad's Date: But You Were In N Sync, I Thought that Was A Backstreet Boys song?

Brad: Well Yeah...After they stole it from us.

*Brad & Jeff's Dates Gasp. Adam is then shown walking in as he looks over at Kim & Andrew.*

Adam: You've came this far, Adam...Go win over the girl of your dreams.

*Adam starts to walk closer until he sees Kim & Andrew laugh and notices they're having a great time.*

Adam: ...I Can't Do This. Why Should I Screw up her Valentine's Day just because I'm Having A rotten one?

*Adam Looks over one more time at Kim & Andrew as "What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted" By The Temptations plays. He then looks over at Brad, Jeff & Their dates laughing and having a good time. He then looks down and walks out. Adam is then shown walking down the sidewalk outside depressed as he passes a Park and sees an elderly couple sitting on a bench and holding hands. He continues walking and sees 2 Dogs Licking each other's faces, Then Looks the other way and sees Inside the donut shop as A Male Police Officer and A Female officer split a donut. Adam then lets out a big sigh and keeps on walking until he gets back to the apartment. Mr. Munson is shown sitting outside in A Lawn chair as Adam walks up and the music fades.*

Adam: Hey, Mr. Munson. I Thought you had a date?

Mr. Munson: No...I Just made that up to avoid the embarrassment of not having a date.

Adam: Well, Your secrets safe with me.

Mr. Munson: I Take it Valentine's Day isn't going so well for you either?

Adam: ...How do you do it, Mr. Munson? How have you gone so long alone?

Mr. Munson: I Guess I'm Just Used to it...There are times when I Enjoy the solitude......And then there are other times when I Reflect On My Life thus far and realize Just How Alone I Am.

Adam: I'm Sorry, Mr. Munson.

Mr. Munson: Well, Its not your fault...For Once.

*Adam gives off a slight laugh*

Adam: Did you ever have a girlfriend, Mr. Munson?

Mr. Munson: No...But there was a girl I Cared for alot.

Adam: What Happened to her?

Mr. Munson: I Had feelings for her in my teenage years...But I Kept them bottled In and never acted on them. Then when the time came that I Finally worked up the courage to ask her out...It was too late. She was in a serious relationship and engaged to be married...To this day they live happily married.

Adam: That sounds alot like my situation...Except the whole her getting married and me getting old thing.

Mr. Munson: Let me ask you Mr. Collins...Do you truly care for this girl, Or Do you just think she's good looking?

Adam: Well sure she's hot...But No girl's ever made me feel the way I feel around her before. Its Like...I'm Totally happy when I Think about her, Happier than I've ever been...But at the same time I'm extremely sad that We're not together.

Mr. Munson: Sounds to me like its the real thing, Mr. Collins.

Adam: Yeah...I Think it is.

Mr. Munson: Let me give you a little piece of advice...Don't end up like me, Living with past regrets....You're still young....Act on your feelings.

Adam: *Slightly Smiles* Thanks, Mr. Munson. You wanna go get some ice cream or something?...Better than us being alone and depressed.

Mr. Munson: *Smiles* Why Not?

*Adam puts his arm on Mr. Munson's back as they start to walk off.*

Mr. Munson: Would you mind removing your arm? I'm Still A Little freaked out by that serenade incident the other night...

Adam: Okey Dokey.

*Adam takes his arm off Mr. Munson's back as they walk off.*






*The End credits start to roll down as a split screen appears with the end of the episode. Brad & Jeff are shown again with their dates at Tony's Pizzeria.*

Brad: So Then Lance Gets COMPLETELY Drunk and Pulls Joey's Pants down on the stage!

*All 4 laugh.*

Brad's Date: Oh Justin, I Love hearing these stories. I'm Just gonna go to the bathroom and freshen up.

Jeff's Date: Oh, Me Too...*Smiles* Dr. Jeff.

*Jeff smiles back as the girls walk into the bathroom.*

Brad: Its working...I Can't believe its working...But its working!

Jeff: I Told ya man, Its all about the wig.

*The girls are shown in the bathroom.*

Jeff's Date: You Don't really believe that guy is Justin Timberlake do you?

Brad's Date: Oh Please...Since when is Justin Timberlake Mexican?

Jeff's Date: Well I'd believe him as Justin Timberlake before I Would Jeff as a Doctor.

*Both girls start laughing hysterically.*

Brad's Date: Maybe we should tell them we know?

Jeff's Date: Ok, But AFTER They pay for dinner.

*The girls laugh, Then walk out as the episode ends.*

[Cactus Jack]

OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS LOVED IT! LOVED the IDOJ fantasy sequence there

And wjen Andrew said his fav show was Bewitched

[EmoJoe]

That was great!

[Zuzzy]

Good job

[robyrob]

great job chad - you've actually got a true story arc spanning several episodes don't you?

...and congrats - only one small spelling mistake: Michael Bolton

[Chad22]

Originally Posted by robyrob

great job chad - you've actually got a true story arc spanning several episodes don't you?

...and congrats - only one small spelling mistake: Michael Bolton

Somehow I Knew you'd find at least one.

Thanks.

[Stormtracker TF]

Awesome Job, Chad. That serenade thing with Mr. Munson was HILARIOUS.