School Dazed Episode 13- "Battle of Madison Middle"

[EmoJoe]

Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid up to 2nd chorus.


CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage

GUEST STARS:

Elizabeth Celson……………Lana Lang
Jane…………………………..Zuzzy
Jane’s Dad…………….robyrob
Jakeie……………………..I am Roberto
Mark………………………*AgEnT FaLLoN*
Bus Driver………………Robert DeNiro
Mrs. Keklebee………Nancy McKeon

(We see everyone in Mrs. Brunson’s class, looking excited)

Anna: Class trip today! To the Civil War battlefield in Richmond!

Matt: Awesome!

Mike: Hey, do you think that there will still be some leftover cheese from the battle?

Anna: First of all, who said they had CHEESE in the battle, second of all, the battle was over 100 years ago!

Mike: I can count to one hundred! One, two, one hundred…..

Matt: Oh, Mike’s just being his usual stupid self

Mike: Yeah, stupid’s just my perkeinaloty.

Anna: Don’t you mean PERSONALITY?

Mike: Of course not! I’m not THAT stupid!

Girl: Mrs. Brunson, when are we going to Richmond?

Mrs. Brunson: Well, Elizabeth, the buses should be arriving shortly

Matt: Wow…we’re gonna be at a battlefield….

Mike: I know, just to think, that was where cheese was created!

(Anna and Matt give Mike looks like he’s stupid)

Willie: I think I’m allergic to battlefields! Should I be excused?

Billie: Me too!

Jakeie: I’m not, I don’t think

Mrs. Brunson: Boys, how can anyone be allergic to a battlefield?

Willie: I’m allergic to lockers! Which is why I have a blanket on mine

Mrs. Brunson: The buses are here!

(Everyone walks outside, where they spot Jane just coming to school with her dad)

Jane: Dad, did you HAVE to be a chaperone for this trip?

Jane’s Dad: Of course I did sweetie! I have to see ALL of my baby’s field trips to battlefields! All of them! All of them! Because my little baby is seeing the WORLD and I wanna see it with her!

Jane: DAD!

Jane’s Dad: Sorry, my little sweetie cake! Your so sweet! And a cake!

Jane: DAD!

Mrs. Brunson: Time to aboard the bus now!

(The kids get on the bus. The kids start singing)

Entire Class (excluding Mike): 99 BOTTLES OF COKE ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF COKE!

Mike: Where? I don’t see them! STOP LYING! Mrs. Brunson!

Entire Class: TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS ONE AROUND, 99 BOTTLES OF COKE ON THE WALL!

Mike: Why isn’t anyone sharing the coke with me?

Bus Driver: Ah, shut up!

(The kids are soon at the battlefield. They get off the bus and start exploring. First they go to a museum)

Anna: Look! It’s a real uniform of a soldier!

Mike: Cool

(Mike takes the uniform)

Anna: Don’t steal!

Mike: I’m not, I’m buying it. It’s a STORE you know. I don’t know why we took a field trip to a STORE though….

Matt: It’s a museum!

(The kids are now at the battlefield)

Anna: Whoa! Look at that!

Matt: What…?

(Anna walks off as Matt shrugs. The class explores the battlefield. Willie sneezes)

Willie: I told you I was allergic to battlefields!

Mrs. Brunson: Oh my…wait, can it be the RABBIT over there?

Willie: Maybe

(The rabbit runs away. Willie continues sneezing)

Willie: It’s that dry grass over there!

Mrs. Brunson: Your allergic to dry grass?

Willie: Yes!

Mrs. Brunson: Well…we need to go now. Let’s do a head count

(Mrs. Brunson counts. There should be 21 kids but here are only 20. Mrs. Brunson counts again)

Mrs. Brunson: Who’s…missing? Let’s see, let me call of names…Mark?

Mark: Here!

Mrs. Brunson: Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: Here!

Mrs. Brunson: Matt?

Matt: Here!

Mrs. Brunson: Mike?

Mike: In the bathroom!

Mrs. Brunson: No you’re not….

(Mike is starting to pull down his pants to go to the bathroom)

Mrs. Brunson: There’s a bathroom over there! Use it!

Mike: Yes, sir!

Mrs. Brunson: It’s ma’am…I mean, Mrs. Brunson

Mike: Sorry, sir!

Mrs. Brunson: Goodness gracious…Anna?

(No answer back)

Mrs. Brunson: Anna…? Where did she run off to?

Matt: I remember her saying “Look at that!” and then she just…left

Mrs. Brunson: Class, I’ll have Mrs. Keklebee watch you while I look for Anna

(The class screams)

(Commerical Break)

Mrs. Keklebee: Hello, CHILDREN!

(Mike comes back from the bathroom)

Mike: Mrs. Brunson! You ARE a man!

Mrs. Keklebee: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Mike: Hey, you even grew a beard!

Mrs. Keklebee: Stop it!

Matt: May I go to the bathroom!

Mrs. Keklebee: GO!

(Matt goes, but he is really looking for Anna. He finds her, but she is on the top of a tree)

Matt: ANNA?

Anna: Hi! Thank goodness you’re here!

Matt: How, did you get…up THERE?

Anna: Well, I thought I saw a musket but it was really just a twig. Then some stray, fierce dog came and I was scared so I climbed up the tree, because dogs cant climb, and he went away, and now I’m stuck up here!

Matt: That’s not good, well let me go get Mrs. Brunson…she might be able to help

Anna: No!

Matt: But I can’t get you! Your too high up!

Anna: Well, than I’m stuck here

(Anna looks sad to try to get Matt to try and save her)

Matt: Oh, alright…

(Matt climbs up. He takes Anna and climbs back down)

Matt: Wait…did I just do that?

Anna: Yes, you did, and…. the dog is back!

(A stray bulldog, bigger than Anna, bigger than Mike, is standing in front of the two)

Matt: Just, try to…sneak…around…no that won’t work!

(The dog starts growling)

Matt: The stick…

Anna: What?

Matt: Get that stick….

Anna: Hey! That’s the one I thought was a musket!

Matt: Throw it…the dog will catch it….

Anna: YOU throw it

Matt: Just try

(Anna throws it really far, and the dog runs after it)

Matt: Now, RUN!

Anna: AHHHH!

(Matt Is back at the class)

Mrs. Kelebee: You brought a girl back from the bathroom? Oh boy, how kids find romance these days is crazy….

(Mrs. Brunson returns)

Mrs. Brunson: Anna!

Anna: Hi!

Mrs. Brunson: Where were you?

Anna: Well, I….


Matt: I told her to go look for something…I know I shouldn’t have, but I did…Sorry

Mrs. Brunson: Matt, DO NOT do that again! And don’t listen to him!

Mike: Mrs. Brunson! You’re a lady again! But you have to work on that beard, it’s still there….

Mrs. Brunson: Mike, that’s inappropriate

Mike: Well SORRY! But I didn’t lie to the entire class about coke!

(The kids are back on the bus)

Anna: Thanks for saving me, and saving me from a week of detention

Matt: No problem

Mike: I STILL DON’T SEE THE COKE! Hey! He stole it!

(Mike points to the bus driver. Who is drinking a bottle of coke)

Bus Driver: Ah, shut up

Anna: You saved me today, Matt

Matt: You threw the thing….

Anna: Well it was your idea

Matt: We BOTH saved the day, how about that

(They both smile at each other, but quickly turn away, then smile behind each other’s back)

(The end credits roll down, as we see Jake and Chris at home)

Jake: We have a pet!

(Chris brings in the bulldog from the battlefield)

Chris: He was right behind my bus, and I saved him!

Matt: NOO!

Chris: I bet I could get girls with this

(Chris takes the dog around town with a suit and a bowtie, but the girls are scared instead of amused. We see flashes of Chris scaring girls with the dog as the end credits roll down)


*End of Episode*

[Cactus Jack]

That was great!

[Chad22]

Not Bad.

[Moonlight Lady]

That was great.