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Belair · 02-04-2005, 05:11 AM

Britney Spears now wants to be known not as Britney Spears,but as Mona Lisa.Britney says that Mona Lisa is her alter-ego.
Her upcoming single is titled Mona Lisa,and goes along the lines of....

Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a little story to tell
About Mona Lisa, And how she suddenly fell (huh)
See everyone knew her, They knew her oh so well
Now I am taking over to release her from her spell

She's unforgettable, she was a legend though
It's kinda pitiful that she's gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable
It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone

She was taken under, drowning in her sea (huh)
Running like an angel, she was crying but could not see (oh no!)
Now see everyone’s watching, as she starts to fall
Now don't have a breakdown
You will hit the freakin wall.

She's unforgettable, she was a legend though
It's kinda pitiful that she's gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable
It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone

Now ladies does that make you cry? (huh)
Now fellas you have to say goodbye
Cuz Mona Lisa's got to fly
Everyone, may we have a moment of silence? Right here. (huh)

God

She's unforgettable, she was a legend though
It's kinda pitiful that she's gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable
It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone

She's unforgettable, she was a legend though
It's kinda pitiful that she's gone
It's kind of incredible
She's so unpredictable
It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone

Cuz she’s gone, cuz she’s gone

This is absurd.Who is going to refer to Britney Spears as Mona Lisa?

theanswerman · 02-04-2005, 07:56 AM

lolz

Kazza · 02-04-2005, 10:35 AM

The same way Madonna wanted to be referred as 'Esther' and Prince was just a symbol.

*MIBabe03* · 02-04-2005, 10:37 AM

That's kind of sad. Well, if people are changing their names or whatever, then I'm changing mine to Cleopatra.

crystals · 02-04-2005, 02:35 PM

That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

It's like, Hi Britney, I mean...Mona Lisa.

SBTB Geek · 02-04-2005, 02:36 PM

Where did you hear that?

Hollow · 02-04-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Unmarried*happy

The same way Madonna wanted to be referred as 'Esther' and Prince was just a symbol.

lollllz i remember when

was on muppets tonight. i didn't know he and prince were the same person until years later, i always wondered what happened to him. man, that must have been pretty damn inconvinient having a name with no sound and that isn't on a keyboard.

oh and the mona lisa thing is probably just a BIG FAT LIE, you gullable FOOLS.

Superstar · 02-05-2005, 05:04 AM

She co-directed her new video Do Something, but it doesn't say Co-Directed by Britney Spears, it says Mona Lisa.

She said "I call myself Mona Lisa when I'm being bossy. When I was bossing people around on the video shoot, I decided to call myself Mona Lisa" (those aren't her exact words, I said what I remember...)

SBTB Geek · 02-05-2005, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar

She co-directed her new video Do Something, but it doesn't say Co-Directed by Britney Spears, it says Mona Lisa.

She said "I call myself Mona Lisa when I'm being bossy. When I was bossing people around on the video shoot, I decided to call myself Mona Lisa" (those aren't her exact words, I said what I remember...)

I don't think she was being completely serious.

Superstar · 02-05-2005, 08:38 AM

...I also heard that she's calling her new CD Mona Lisa as well

Kristina · 02-05-2005, 09:16 AM

that's got to be fake, it doesn't even make sense.

The Modfather · 02-05-2005, 09:27 AM

That song "Do Somethin'" is possibly the worst song I've ever heard.

EmoJoe · 02-05-2005, 12:51 PM

Britney Spears is the worst music "artist" ever, but thats my opinion.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 02-05-2005, 03:52 PM

Uhh... I havent heard any of this..

SBTB Geek · 02-06-2005, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar

...I also heard that she's calling her new CD Mona Lisa as well

She's actually going to call it, "The Original Dolls."

02-04-2005, 05:11 AM	#1
Belair Back@SO&Loveit! Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 13, 2004 Location: New York City Posts: 5,925	Britney Spears and Mona Lisa Britney Spears now wants to be known not as Britney Spears,but as Mona Lisa.Britney says that Mona Lisa is her alter-ego. Her upcoming single is titled Mona Lisa,and goes along the lines of.... Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a little story to tell About Mona Lisa, And how she suddenly fell (huh) See everyone knew her, They knew her oh so well Now I am taking over to release her from her spell She's unforgettable, she was a legend though It's kinda pitiful that she's gone It's kind of incredible She's so unpredictable It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone She was taken under, drowning in her sea (huh) Running like an angel, she was crying but could not see (oh no!) Now see everyone’s watching, as she starts to fall Now don't have a breakdown You will hit the freakin wall. She's unforgettable, she was a legend though It's kinda pitiful that she's gone It's kind of incredible She's so unpredictable It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone Now ladies does that make you cry? (huh) Now fellas you have to say goodbye Cuz Mona Lisa's got to fly Everyone, may we have a moment of silence? Right here. (huh) God She's unforgettable, she was a legend though It's kinda pitiful that she's gone It's kind of incredible She's so unpredictable It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone She's unforgettable, she was a legend though It's kinda pitiful that she's gone It's kind of incredible She's so unpredictable It's time to let her go cuz she's gone, cuz she's gone Cuz she’s gone, cuz she’s gone This is absurd.Who is going to refer to Britney Spears as Mona Lisa?
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02-04-2005, 07:56 AM	#2
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02-04-2005, 02:35 PM	#5
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02-05-2005, 12:51 PM	#13
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Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	The same way Madonna wanted to be referred as 'Esther' and Prince was just a symbol.

02-04-2005, 02:36 PM	#6
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02-05-2005, 05:04 AM	#8
Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	She co-directed her new video Do Something, but it doesn't say Co-Directed by Britney Spears, it says Mona Lisa. She said "I call myself Mona Lisa when I'm being bossy. When I was bossing people around on the video shoot, I decided to call myself Mona Lisa" (those aren't her exact words, I said what I remember...)

02-05-2005, 08:38 AM	#10
Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	...I also heard that she's calling her new CD Mona Lisa as well

02-05-2005, 09:16 AM	#11
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	that's got to be fake, it doesn't even make sense.

02-05-2005, 09:27 AM	#12
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02-05-2005, 03:52 PM	#14
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