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Ags2000 · 02-03-2005, 10:35 PM

WARNING!!! THIS IS A JOKE! THIS IS ONLY A JOKE! THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALL!

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don't know what got into me,
so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell them ,
"No.... I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

theanswerman · 02-03-2005, 11:11 PM

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Stormtracker TF · 02-03-2005, 11:12 PM

That's pretty good.

What's with all the warning stuff though?

MsOrange · 02-03-2005, 11:19 PM

That's funny

However, the insanely unnecessary warning brings it down a notch

MandieR1980 · 02-03-2005, 11:49 PM

what did I miss?

Hollow · 02-03-2005, 11:52 PM

why would anyone get mad over that?

Brent88 · 02-03-2005, 11:52 PM

See here:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=131111

Hollow · 02-03-2005, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent88

See here:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=131111

oh, ok.

Rebel Queen 1980 · 02-04-2005, 12:48 AM

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TOLIET HUMOR!

The Modfather · 02-04-2005, 10:51 AM

Thats great

Moonlight Lady · 02-04-2005, 12:56 PM

That was funny.

ins · 02-04-2005, 02:29 PM

nEVERMIND i LOVE YOU

crystals · 02-04-2005, 02:33 PM

That was funny.

TheGreatPretender · 02-04-2005, 07:06 PM

God I can picture myself in that situation.

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 02-04-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

God I can picture myself in that situation.

Yah...the bad thing is, so can I.

02-03-2005, 10:35 PM	#1
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	WARNING!!! THIS IS A JOKE! THIS IS ONLY A JOKE! WARNING!!! THIS IS A JOKE! THIS IS ONLY A JOKE! THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AT ALL! D ________________________________________________________ I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them , "No.... I'm a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"
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02-03-2005, 11:11 PM	#2
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	?
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02-03-2005, 11:49 PM	#5
MandieR1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2001 Location: East Taunton, Massachusetts Posts: 2,635	what did I miss?
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02-03-2005, 11:52 PM	#7
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	See here: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=131111
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02-04-2005, 12:56 PM	#11
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	That was funny.
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02-03-2005, 11:12 PM	#3
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	That's pretty good. What's with all the warning stuff though?

02-03-2005, 11:19 PM	#4
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	That's funny However, the insanely unnecessary warning brings it down a notch

02-03-2005, 11:52 PM	#6
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	why would anyone get mad over that?

02-04-2005, 12:48 AM	#9
Rebel Queen 1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 05, 2002 Location: Watching Classic Sitcoms 24/7.... Posts: 1,509	NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TOLIET HUMOR!

02-04-2005, 10:51 AM	#10
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Thats great

02-04-2005, 02:29 PM	#12
ins Banned Banned!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 04, 2005 Posts: 15	nEVERMIND i LOVE YOU

02-04-2005, 02:33 PM	#13
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	That was funny.
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02-04-2005, 07:06 PM	#14
TheGreatPretender just because Forum Veteran Join Date: May 22, 2004 Location: Trying to think of a creative, witty location. Posts: 7,628	God I can picture myself in that situation.
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