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Old 02-01-2005, 08:03 PM   #1
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Default The First Michael Jackson Joke I heard that made me laugh

I don't know the guy's name who said his on VH1 but here is his joke about Wacko Jacko

"only in america can a poor black boy from Gary Indiana grow up to be a rich white woman"

LOL-that was some funny *****
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Old 02-01-2005, 08:08 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

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I've said that a million times on here LOL
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that ones old already...i used to think it was funny
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I don't know the guy's name who said his on VH1 but here is his joke about Wacko Jacko

"only in america can a poor black boy from Gary Indiana grow up to be a rich white woman"

LOL-that was some funny *****

The comedian is Dick Gregory. MissZero is right it is an old joke. I know the show you saw this from "Michael Jackson's Secret Childhood." Although the joke is/was funny, after seeing this show I really feel sorry for Michael Jackson. He is truly a confused person.
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The comedian is Dick Gregory. MissZero is right it is an old joke. I know the show you saw this from "Michael Jackson's Secret Childhood." Although the joke is/was funny, after seeing this show I really feel sorry for Michael Jackson. He is truly a confused person.
that was one of the saddest shows i've ever seen
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That's been around for like...50 years.
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...and wh at's the name of the rock you've been living under?
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...and wh at's the name of the rock you've been living under?

I heard the joke by an accident because I normally don't read or watch or listen to anyhing having to do with crazy ass MJ
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this trial is going to be a circus
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well MJ is a big ole clown though clowns like big noses MJ keeps making his smaller
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god, stop torturing the man.
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