School Dazed Episode 12- "Hero or Idiot?" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 01-29-2005, 10:37 PM

Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid up to 2nd chorus.

CAST:
Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli
Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody
Jake Anderson...............TF
Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane
Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young)
Willie Definsticker................Jack
Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage

GUEST STARS:

Mr. Anderson…………………..John Stamos
Mrs. Anderson………………..Betsy Randle
Man on TV…………………….Dylan McDermatt
Grandma Sanson…….Barbra Eden
Fireman…………………..Jim Carrey
Linda Hossfield…….Kristin Kreuk

(It’s the middle of the night. Snow is starting to fall outside. The next thing we see is the morning light, and there is not much snow but it is still snowing)

Matt: Snow day!

Chris: Aw man! I was supposed to sit with Rebecca at lunch today! Or was it Clarissa? No, maybe it was Kayla…

Matt: No school! No school!

Jake: Put the TV on! Put the TV on!

Man on TV: Lawson Elementary- closed. Lawson Jr. High- closed. Lawson High- closed. Lewisburg Elementary- 2 hour delay.

Matt: Madison Middle, Madison Middle
Jake: Madison High, Madison High

Chris: Rebecca- no I mean, Kayla, no I mean Stacy, no I mean Clarissa

Man on TV: Madison Middle School- um, let’s see, does this say CLEFT? Oh no, Closed! And Madison High- osed? No, closed!

Matt and Jake: Yes!

Chris: No! Rebec- uh, Kay, Clar…WHOEVER YOU ARE! WE WILL NOT MEET TODAY!

Matt: Let’s see, first I’ll call Anna and Mike to go sledding, than we’ll have some hot chocolate

Jake: I think I’ll invite Teresa over

Chris: I WILL MISS YOU, MY GIRL!

(The phone rings)

Chris: Hello? Oh, hi! Yes! Great! Ok!

(Chris hangs up)

Chris: She’s coming over!

Jake: Who?

Chris: Rebec-Kay-Clar-Stace, wait a minute, her name is in the yearbook! It’s

(Chris looks it up)

Chris: Trisha!

Matt: I’m gonna go call Anna and Mike, they can walk here

(Matt calls them. Soon enough, they arrive. Not long after they arrive, the phone rings)

Mrs. Anderson: Hi. Oh, sure! Yes. No. Great! Ok! Bye.

(Mrs. Anderson hangs up)

Mrs. Anderson: Your friend Willie’s parents have to go out of town for something, in the snow, that’s strange, anyway…Willie is coming here.

Anna: Oh great

Matt: Willie’s coming HERE?

Mike: Man, the sky really had to go to the bathroom, it’s been peeing all night!

(The doorbell rings)

Willie: Hello, friends!

Mike: Hey, what’s this?

(Mike goes over to Willie and looks at him)

Mike: Looks like someone sent you a horse, Matt

Willie: I am not a horse! Horses cannot fly!

Mike: Of course they can! There’s one now!

(Mike points to a bird)

Willie: I want to FLY like a BIRD

Mike: Stop INSULTING me! It’s not my fault the sky is peeing!

Mr. Anderson (to Mrs. Anderson): I’ll be fine, I’m only going to the store!
Willie: I LOVE stores!

Anna: I could use a new pair of shoes

Matt: I guess I’ll go!

Mike: Alright! We’re going to the store! I’ve always loved that place. I really like that green lettuce that my dad gives to people behind the register, but it doesn’t taste like regular lettuce…

(Everyone gets in the car- well, the mini van)

Mrs. Anderson: Be careful!

Mr. Anderson: Relax, the roads aren’t bad yet.

Mike: Look out the window!

Matt: I am, I don’t see anything interesting

Mike: Why are you looking out the window?

(Everyone arrives at the store)

Willie: CVS! My favorite store! Just smell the scent of it

(Willie inhales and exhales)

Willie: So, wonderful

(A heavy person walks by Mike)

Mike: Look! It’s a hippo!

(The man looks mad)

Anna: Mike, That’s so rude!

Mike: I’m just telling the truth. Look!

Anna: What is that, wrinkly old thing? It looks like an old elephant.

Mike: That’s my grandma! She comes here every day

Grandma Sanson: Hi, Mike

Mike: Hi, grandma

Matt: That’s your grandma?

Willie: Oh, my.

(Mr. Anderson gets what he needs, than leaves the store.)

Mr. Anderson: See, that was no probl….

(The car slips on ice and slides off the road, and is stuck in the snow)

Mr. Anderson: We have a problem

(Commercial Break)

(Hours have passed and the car is buried under snow. Mr. Anderson has called Mrs. Anderson, and she is trying to get someone to pull the car out of the snow. Mike slept through all of this and is just waking up)

Mike: Hey, did my mom paint my room?

Willie: We’re all gonna die!

Mike: No we’re not. My hair doesn’t look THAT bad when I wake up, does it?

Anna: Mike, we’re stuck under a pile of snow!

Matt: Dad, can’t you go out to see what’s wrong?

Mr. Anderson: We’re snowed in, in a car. Of course I can’t do that!

(We see the Anderson home)

Chris: I’m so upset

Mrs. Anderson: You’re worried for your dad and your brother, aren’t you?

Chris: No. Trisha called and said she can’t make it, after 4 hours!

Jake: I called the fire department. I told them where the van is and they are going to try to pull him out.

Mrs. Anderson: The fire department?!?! They’re not stuck in THAT bad!

Jake: Oh well!

(We see the van again)

Fire Department Man: Do not move! We will save you

Matt: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

Mike: Well, I am kind of in the mood for McDonald’s

Fireman: This is a job for someone with a hook, or something. Where are they anyway?

Willie (closing his eyes): Make the car fly, make the car fly, make the car fly

(There is a huge crowd at huge traffic outside of the buried car. Some people try and go to brush off snow, but no one knows where the car is…)

Mr. Anderson: The car’s RUNNING!

Matt: Leave it on! We need heat!

Mike: No! Put on the Air Conditioning!

Anna: Put on music!

(Mr. Anderson turns the radio on. The news about the car is on every station, except for a kids station.

Woman on Radio: Hey, kids! Next up we have “We Love You”

(A cheesy song with kids saying “I Love You” to their families comes on. Mike sings along.)

Mike: I’m so hungry.

(Mike takes a sandwich out from his pocket)

Anna: You idiot! Why didn’t you tell us about this before?

Mike: It’s just to put my feet on

(Mike takes the sandwich out and rests his feet on it)

Matt: You are an idiot!

Mike: What’s this button do?

Mr. Anderson: No, Mike, don’t do that!

(Mike presses the button and opens the sunroof. Snow comes piling in)

Mr. Anderson: The weather report

Voice on Radio: 19 inches are piled on the ground right now. It will take about a week for this snow to melt!

Willie: AAAAH! A WEEK? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Outside the van, the police department, the fire department, and a lot of townspeople are there)

Newswoman: Hi, I’m Linda Hossfield, reporting from the 6:00 News. A car is stuck in the snow, somewhere. Young man, what do you have to say about this?

Chris: I have to say, Linda, you’re hot

Linda: Thank you, but way do you have to say about the situation?

Chris: Some people I don’t know are stuck in a car. But you’re hot

Linda: ok…

(We see the van again)

(It’s nighttime)

Willie: Hey, wake up everyone!

(Willie takes some snow from the pile that Mike made)

Willie: Wake up…

(Mr. Anderson takes the snow and smashes it in everyone’s faces)

Anna: What happened?

Willie: You fell asleep

(Matt and Mr. Anderson wake up)

Matt: Where did Mike go? Dad, we lost mike!

Mr. Anderson: I’m not sure where he went. He just, disappeared.

Willie: Maybe he FLEW out the window!

(Everyone hears a banging noise)

Anna: What’s that noise?

(It’s Mike banging on the roof of the car)

Mike: GUYS! Climb up the snow! You’ll get out!

Anna: What?

Mike: Do it!

(They all climb out)

Anna: You are…a genius! I can’t believe I just said that…

Mr. Anderson: Everyone do it! Even though we don’t have boots or anything on?

(Everyone escapes. Mrs. Anderson hugs the kids)

Anna: Mike, you saved us

Matt: That’s just creepy

Mike: Let’s go get a soda. This hasn’t been an exciting day.

Anna: Is he an idiot or a hero?

Matt: I don’t know…

Anna: Maybe he isn’t as dumb as we thought

Willie: Or maybe he flew…

Anna: It’s all a mystery

Matt: Just waiting to be solved….

*The episode ends with Anna and Matt looking confused*

Chad22 · 01-29-2005, 10:49 PM

Great Episode.

Glad to see My Character used more!

Cactus Jack · 01-30-2005, 12:18 PM

That was great!

01-29-2005, 10:37 PM	#1
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	School Dazed Episode 12- "Hero or Idiot?" Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid up to 2nd chorus. CAST: Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody Jake Anderson...............TF Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane Anna Chaland ...............Alyssa Milano (young) Willie Definsticker................Jack Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage GUEST STARS: Mr. Anderson…………………..John Stamos Mrs. Anderson………………..Betsy Randle Man on TV…………………….Dylan McDermatt Grandma Sanson…….Barbra Eden Fireman…………………..Jim Carrey Linda Hossfield…….Kristin Kreuk (It’s the middle of the night. Snow is starting to fall outside. The next thing we see is the morning light, and there is not much snow but it is still snowing) Matt: Snow day! Chris: Aw man! I was supposed to sit with Rebecca at lunch today! Or was it Clarissa? No, maybe it was Kayla… Matt: No school! No school! Jake: Put the TV on! Put the TV on! Man on TV: Lawson Elementary- closed. Lawson Jr. High- closed. Lawson High- closed. Lewisburg Elementary- 2 hour delay. Matt: Madison Middle, Madison Middle Jake: Madison High, Madison High Chris: Rebecca- no I mean, Kayla, no I mean Stacy, no I mean Clarissa Man on TV: Madison Middle School- um, let’s see, does this say CLEFT? Oh no, Closed! And Madison High- osed? No, closed! Matt and Jake: Yes! Chris: No! Rebec- uh, Kay, Clar…WHOEVER YOU ARE! WE WILL NOT MEET TODAY! Matt: Let’s see, first I’ll call Anna and Mike to go sledding, than we’ll have some hot chocolate Jake: I think I’ll invite Teresa over Chris: I WILL MISS YOU, MY GIRL! (The phone rings) Chris: Hello? Oh, hi! Yes! Great! Ok! (Chris hangs up) Chris: She’s coming over! Jake: Who? Chris: Rebec-Kay-Clar-Stace, wait a minute, her name is in the yearbook! It’s (Chris looks it up) Chris: Trisha! Matt: I’m gonna go call Anna and Mike, they can walk here (Matt calls them. Soon enough, they arrive. Not long after they arrive, the phone rings) Mrs. Anderson: Hi. Oh, sure! Yes. No. Great! Ok! Bye. (Mrs. Anderson hangs up) Mrs. Anderson: Your friend Willie’s parents have to go out of town for something, in the snow, that’s strange, anyway…Willie is coming here. Anna: Oh great Matt: Willie’s coming HERE? Mike: Man, the sky really had to go to the bathroom, it’s been peeing all night! (The doorbell rings) Willie: Hello, friends! Mike: Hey, what’s this? (Mike goes over to Willie and looks at him) Mike: Looks like someone sent you a horse, Matt Willie: I am not a horse! Horses cannot fly! Mike: Of course they can! There’s one now! (Mike points to a bird) Willie: I want to FLY like a BIRD Mike: Stop INSULTING me! It’s not my fault the sky is peeing! Mr. Anderson (to Mrs. Anderson): I’ll be fine, I’m only going to the store! Willie: I LOVE stores! Anna: I could use a new pair of shoes Matt: I guess I’ll go! Mike: Alright! We’re going to the store! I’ve always loved that place. I really like that green lettuce that my dad gives to people behind the register, but it doesn’t taste like regular lettuce… (Everyone gets in the car- well, the mini van) Mrs. Anderson: Be careful! Mr. Anderson: Relax, the roads aren’t bad yet. Mike: Look out the window! Matt: I am, I don’t see anything interesting Mike: Why are you looking out the window? (Everyone arrives at the store) Willie: CVS! My favorite store! Just smell the scent of it (Willie inhales and exhales) Willie: So, wonderful (A heavy person walks by Mike) Mike: Look! It’s a hippo! (The man looks mad) Anna: Mike, That’s so rude! Mike: I’m just telling the truth. Look! Anna: What is that, wrinkly old thing? It looks like an old elephant. Mike: That’s my grandma! She comes here every day Grandma Sanson: Hi, Mike Mike: Hi, grandma Matt: That’s your grandma? Willie: Oh, my. (Mr. Anderson gets what he needs, than leaves the store.) Mr. Anderson: See, that was no probl…. (The car slips on ice and slides off the road, and is stuck in the snow) Mr. Anderson: We have a problem (Commercial Break) (Hours have passed and the car is buried under snow. Mr. Anderson has called Mrs. Anderson, and she is trying to get someone to pull the car out of the snow. Mike slept through all of this and is just waking up) Mike: Hey, did my mom paint my room? Willie: We’re all gonna die! Mike: No we’re not. My hair doesn’t look THAT bad when I wake up, does it? Anna: Mike, we’re stuck under a pile of snow! Matt: Dad, can’t you go out to see what’s wrong? Mr. Anderson: We’re snowed in, in a car. Of course I can’t do that! (We see the Anderson home) Chris: I’m so upset Mrs. Anderson: You’re worried for your dad and your brother, aren’t you? Chris: No. Trisha called and said she can’t make it, after 4 hours! Jake: I called the fire department. I told them where the van is and they are going to try to pull him out. Mrs. Anderson: The fire department?!?! They’re not stuck in THAT bad! Jake: Oh well! (We see the van again) Fire Department Man: Do not move! We will save you Matt: WHERE ARE WE GOING? Mike: Well, I am kind of in the mood for McDonald’s Fireman: This is a job for someone with a hook, or something. Where are they anyway? Willie (closing his eyes): Make the car fly, make the car fly, make the car fly (There is a huge crowd at huge traffic outside of the buried car. Some people try and go to brush off snow, but no one knows where the car is…) Mr. Anderson: The car’s RUNNING! Matt: Leave it on! We need heat! Mike: No! Put on the Air Conditioning! Anna: Put on music! (Mr. Anderson turns the radio on. The news about the car is on every station, except for a kids station. Woman on Radio: Hey, kids! Next up we have “We Love You” (A cheesy song with kids saying “I Love You” to their families comes on. Mike sings along.) Mike: I’m so hungry. (Mike takes a sandwich out from his pocket) Anna: You idiot! Why didn’t you tell us about this before? Mike: It’s just to put my feet on (Mike takes the sandwich out and rests his feet on it) Matt: You are an idiot! Mike: What’s this button do? Mr. Anderson: No, Mike, don’t do that! (Mike presses the button and opens the sunroof. Snow comes piling in) Mr. Anderson: The weather report Voice on Radio: 19 inches are piled on the ground right now. It will take about a week for this snow to melt! Willie: AAAAH! A WEEK? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Outside the van, the police department, the fire department, and a lot of townspeople are there) Newswoman: Hi, I’m Linda Hossfield, reporting from the 6:00 News. A car is stuck in the snow, somewhere. Young man, what do you have to say about this? Chris: I have to say, Linda, you’re hot Linda: Thank you, but way do you have to say about the situation? Chris: Some people I don’t know are stuck in a car. But you’re hot Linda: ok… (We see the van again) (It’s nighttime) Willie: Hey, wake up everyone! (Willie takes some snow from the pile that Mike made) Willie: Wake up… (Mr. Anderson takes the snow and smashes it in everyone’s faces) Anna: What happened? Willie: You fell asleep (Matt and Mr. Anderson wake up) Matt: Where did Mike go? Dad, we lost mike! Mr. Anderson: I’m not sure where he went. He just, disappeared. Willie: Maybe he FLEW out the window! (Everyone hears a banging noise) Anna: What’s that noise? (It’s Mike banging on the roof of the car) Mike: GUYS! Climb up the snow! You’ll get out! Anna: What? Mike: Do it! (They all climb out) Anna: You are…a genius! I can’t believe I just said that… Mr. Anderson: Everyone do it! Even though we don’t have boots or anything on? (Everyone escapes. Mrs. Anderson hugs the kids) Anna: Mike, you saved us Matt: That’s just creepy Mike: Let’s go get a soda. This hasn’t been an exciting day. Anna: Is he an idiot or a hero? Matt: I don’t know… Anna: Maybe he isn’t as dumb as we thought Willie: Or maybe he flew… Anna: It’s all a mystery Matt: Just waiting to be solved…. The episode ends with Anna and Matt looking confused
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01-30-2005, 12:18 PM	#3
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	That was great!
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01-29-2005, 10:49 PM	#2
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,662	Great Episode. Glad to see My Character used more!