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Old 01-20-2005, 09:09 AM   #1
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One of the moments in TDVDS that always catches me off guard (no matter how often I've seen it) and makes me laugh out loud is the scene where Laura's toe is stuck in the faucet and Rob walks in laughing, "Honey, you look so funny!", then he comes out of the bathroom still chortling and holding the gun loosely and says to the two hotel guys, "You guys want to see something funny?" Then he abruptly comes to himself, realizes what he said and snaps the gun up with this look of "NO, I didn't mean that!"

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While Rob is storming out of the hotel bar in Albany and the organist asked him what he wanted to hear, Rob disgustingly said "Who cares," and she starts singing "Who cares..."
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The restaurant scene in "A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat," where they're arguing and apologizing at the same time without realizing it.
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in the episode with the cat burglar, when rob opens the bedro0m do0r and the music from laura's jewelry box starts to play again.
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The scene in "My Husband is not a Drunk" when Rob is rescuing the girl from the lining of his sports jacket and calls Mel 'Dr. Zorba'
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OH YES!!!! That whole episode is a LOL!

Also, the one where's he's crying over the kitty stuck in the tree when he's been awake all those hours.
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I'm laughing just thinking about those scenes, drunk Rob with a girl in his jacket and exhausted Rob crying over the kitty. LOL
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And of course, the skiing episode: When Laura comes out of the bedroom in the flimsy negligee. "You look cold...I think you ought to put some clothes on and go to bed!"
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"Don't toy with me, you saucy wench!" -- "Never Bathe On Saturday" (Anyone notice that Carl Reiner, in the DVD's special features when interviewed, refers to this ep. as "Never Bathe On SUNDAY"?)

MAID -- "Why can't your wife open the door from the other side?"
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MAID -- "And she calls ME stupid."
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In The Cat Burglar when Rob searches the house. I start laughing when he's having trouble with Laura's jewelry box to when the mop falls down when he opens the closet in the kitchen to when he steps through the kitchen door.
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It always cracks me up when during "Never talk to a Snail" when Douglas(Sally's Date) introduces himself to everyone and says" My uncle played spoons at Procters in Jersey". Buddys says Oh. Douglass says " Did you know him?" And Buddy says " No, but I know a couple of spoons"

Its so silly but gets me every time
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One of my favorite moments has always been in "Where Did I Come From?" when Rob drops the phone down his pants (Or should I say Buddy's pants? hehe!). As soon as he realizes it's there, he goes, "Don't hang up!" That gets me every time!
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How about in "Bumpkis" when Rob is trying to call the radio station, he picks up the phone, dials the number, and then realizes that he needs to look in the phone book for the number. He starts obviously laughing realizing what he's done!
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Here are a couple of more that I remember:

In "The Sick Boy and the Sitter" Rob says "Who knows? If it's food eat it;if it's a phone number CALL IT!"

In "Jealousy" Sally says "Well, I should call home but after midnight my cat won't answer the phone."

Those also crack me up!
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"No, your place is on NETWORK TELEVISION!!!"

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