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Ohio8 · 01-12-2005, 03:52 PM

When Fred would mouth off to some woman who wasn't Aunt Esther, she'd usually reply with "Well I never," and then Fred would give a comeback like "Try it you'll like it."

Here're two that might have sounded good: "That's not what I heard." "You just did."

junkyardgirl · 01-13-2005, 11:43 AM

One time he said, "and you never will"

sylvia
junkyardgirl aka bathtubbum

GARFIELDKOOL · 01-13-2005, 11:55 AM

Mrs. Hopkins: "Well, I never!"

Fred: (Looking at her from the waiste down) "I can believe that!"

Classic!

Ohio8 · 01-14-2005, 04:08 PM

He said "And you never will!!" to Mrs. Hopkins. Another comeback that was never used is "You just did." Just once I would've liked to heard Aunt Esther say that to Fred after he insulted her, and the after Fred replied with something like "Looking at you, I can see why" followed by her "That did it" and a broken-up fight.

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Mrs. Hopkins (to Fred): "Well, I, never!" Fred: "Try it you'll like it."

glenny · 01-15-2005, 08:38 AM

Woman in men's clothing store: "Well i never!"

Fred: "Maybe if you try wearing a mask??"

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Nurse: "Well i never!!"

Fred: "Not with anybody in their right mind!"

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ATLboy · 05-25-2005, 03:59 PM

I liked the time when Grady was dating Dolly and when she put out her hand to Fred he said "I see you do laundry".

BTW--> Dolly was also Jackie (the flight attendant). When Fred finally met her in that episode he said "I'm going to the toilet!"

moeee · 05-25-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ATLboy

I liked the time when Grady was dating Dolly and when she put out her hand to Fred he said "I see you do laundry".

BTW--> Dolly was also Jackie (the flight attendant). When Fred finally met her in that episode he said "I'm going to the toilet!"

Boy, was she ugly!

ATLboy · 05-26-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by moeee

Boy, was she ugly!

Damn! She sure was ugly!

I have no idea what kind of cookies you would come up with if you stuck her face in some dough!

moeee · 05-26-2005, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ATLboy

Damn! She sure was ugly!

I have no idea what kind of cookies you would come up with if you stuck her face in some dough!

i know......gorilla cookies!

01-12-2005, 03:52 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	"Well I never". When Fred would mouth off to some woman who wasn't Aunt Esther, she'd usually reply with "Well I never," and then Fred would give a comeback like "Try it you'll like it." Here're two that might have sounded good: "That's not what I heard." "You just did."

01-13-2005, 11:43 AM	#2
junkyardgirl Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2005 Location: virginia Posts: 12	I never One time he said, "and you never will" sylvia junkyardgirl aka bathtubbum

01-13-2005, 11:55 AM	#3
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Mrs. Hopkins: "Well, I never!" Fred: (Looking at her from the waiste down) "I can believe that!" Classic!

01-14-2005, 04:08 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,966	He said "And you never will!!" to Mrs. Hopkins. Another comeback that was never used is "You just did." Just once I would've liked to heard Aunt Esther say that to Fred after he insulted her, and the after Fred replied with something like "Looking at you, I can see why" followed by her "That did it" and a broken-up fight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Hopkins (to Fred): "Well, I, never!" Fred: "Try it you'll like it."

01-15-2005, 08:38 AM	#5
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Woman in men's clothing store: "Well i never!" Fred: "Maybe if you try wearing a mask??" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nurse: "Well i never!!" Fred: "Not with anybody in their right mind!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------

05-25-2005, 03:59 PM	#6
ATLboy ATLboy Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 24, 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 44	I liked the time when Grady was dating Dolly and when she put out her hand to Fred he said "I see you do laundry". BTW--> Dolly was also Jackie (the flight attendant). When Fred finally met her in that episode he said "I'm going to the toilet!"