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crystals · 12-31-2004, 07:29 PM

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would
allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it.

So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.

" What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains", said God.

Janet McFarland · 12-31-2004, 07:45 PM

rusyd · 12-31-2004, 08:05 PM

Good one.

Hollow · 12-31-2004, 08:19 PM

uh..lol?

TheGreatPretender · 01-01-2005, 12:15 AM

DId that make any sense?

robyrob · 01-01-2005, 12:21 AM

...i'm going to sit down now.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-01-2005, 01:14 AM

haha

Brent88 · 01-01-2005, 01:32 AM

That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Hollow · 01-01-2005, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent88
That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

that must be why you forgot to post

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MissZero · 01-01-2005, 01:51 AM

Lucylover22 · 01-01-2005, 11:08 AM

Kristina · 01-01-2005, 12:24 PM

i luvvvvvvvvvvvvvv it

Michael [hXc] · 01-01-2005, 12:27 PM

sorry but that's not funny.

TJL · 01-01-2005, 01:30 PM

bandito · 01-01-2005, 04:05 PM

12-31-2004, 07:29 PM	#1
crystals Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 02, 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,829	Why men pee standing up!!! (got this in an email) God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left. " What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God.
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01-01-2005, 12:15 AM	#5
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01-01-2005, 01:14 AM	#7
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01-01-2005, 01:32 AM	#8
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
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12-31-2004, 07:45 PM	#2
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12-31-2004, 08:05 PM	#3
rusyd Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 30, 2004 Posts: 13,505	Good one.

12-31-2004, 08:19 PM	#4
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01-01-2005, 01:51 AM	#10
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01-01-2005, 12:27 PM	#13
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