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Brett Ferino · 03-01-2001, 10:07 PM

What is it and why?

03-20-2001, 01:01 AM

"Frasier, as usual, your anticipation is interfering with my enjoyment."

Freakzilla · 03-20-2001, 03:23 PM

Who said that line, Lilith or Diane?

Coach: "I've been shivering all the way over here."

Diane: "Coach, it's 30 degrees outside and you don't have a coat on."

Coach: "Oh, good. I thought I had malaria."

04-08-2001, 07:47 PM

Norm mentioned once that,"it's tough to get a job now. Employers won't even spit on you if your hair is on fire".

APPLEI · 06-12-2001, 11:16 PM

MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS

WOODY "DIANE YOU WON'T TELL MY MOM"

DIANE "WOODY, MUMS THE WORD"

WOODY "YOU WON'T TELL MY MUM"

callmetootie · 09-20-2001, 07:26 PM

Norm: I'm looking for something light and cold.
Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off.

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Andrew Carden

FOLN@NFan · 09-20-2001, 10:16 PM

i dont know many, but my fav norm one(s) are:

Norm: Evenin' everyone
Woody: Norm! Come on, everyone!
Norm: that's it woody, ive given them a shot.
Woody: come on Mr. Petersen, they'll get the hang of it
Norm: no, woody, the new crowds a bunch of stiffs

and later:

<norm just walks in, says nothin, and a newcomer says: Norm!>
Norm: Not now, you idiot!

it went somethin like that lol.

Doug

DJM77 · 09-22-2001, 11:48 PM

Al: Dance, mailman!

Rebecca: Shut up!
Sam: No, you shut up!
Rebecca Shut up!
Sam: Shut up!
Rebecca: Shut up!
Sam: Shut up!
Rebecca: Shuuuuuuuut uuuuuuup!!!

That second one might not have been verbatim, but I'm sure it's close.

deadmond1969 · 09-28-2017, 03:29 PM

My favorite was when Norm was asked How is life in the fast lane? Where he replied Don't know, I can't find the on ramp. Anyone know which episode that was from?

Ohio8 · 11-11-2017, 12:09 AM

Carla: "Oh, look. A bumpkin with a pumpkin."

Ohio8 · 11-11-2017, 12:10 AM

Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

BensonFan · 11-12-2017, 11:50 PM

Norm:

Doris, I am not interested in you, ok? I'm not interested in any woman except for my wife, and I'm not even interested in her.

Ohio8 · 01-13-2018, 02:52 PM

Norm: "A haunted house with free taps."

Ohio8 · 04-22-2018, 02:01 PM

Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like he caught me in bed with his wife."

Ohio8 · 06-19-2018, 05:16 PM

Norm: "I miss one digit, a whole company goes in the toilet."

Coach: (sarcastically)"I actually get paid to stand here, and listen to great conversation."

03-01-2001, 10:07 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

03-20-2001, 01:01 AM	#2
Dulcey Guest Posts: n/a	"Frasier, as usual, your anticipation is interfering with my enjoyment."
Dulcey Guest Posts: n/a

04-08-2001, 07:47 PM	#4
Brian S Guest Posts: n/a	Norm mentioned once that,"it's tough to get a job now. Employers won't even spit on you if your hair is on fire".
Brian S Guest Posts: n/a

09-22-2001, 11:48 PM	#8
DJM77 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 5,553	Al: Dance, mailman! Rebecca: Shut up! Sam: No, you shut up! Rebecca Shut up! Sam: Shut up! Rebecca: Shut up! Sam: Shut up! Rebecca: Shuuuuuuuut uuuuuuup!!! That second one might not have been verbatim, but I'm sure it's close.
	Last edited by DJM77; 09-28-2017 at 08:49 PM.

11-11-2017, 12:09 AM	#10
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Carla: "Oh, look. A bumpkin with a pumpkin." Attached Images
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03-20-2001, 03:23 PM	#3
Freakzilla Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 23, 2000 Location: Portage, Michigan, United States Posts: 556	Who said that line, Lilith or Diane? Coach: "I've been shivering all the way over here." Diane: "Coach, it's 30 degrees outside and you don't have a coat on." Coach: "Oh, good. I thought I had malaria."

06-12-2001, 11:16 PM	#5
APPLEI Member Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2000 Location: JACKSON MI. 49203 Posts: 810	MY FAVORITE QUOTE IS WOODY "DIANE YOU WON'T TELL MY MOM" DIANE "WOODY, MUMS THE WORD" WOODY "YOU WON'T TELL MY MUM"

09-20-2001, 07:26 PM	#6
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Norm: I'm looking for something light and cold. Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off. ------------------ Andrew Carden

09-20-2001, 10:16 PM	#7
FOLN@NFan Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Location: PA Posts: 706	i dont know many, but my fav norm one(s) are: Norm: Evenin' everyone Woody: Norm! Come on, everyone! Norm: that's it woody, ive given them a shot. Woody: come on Mr. Petersen, they'll get the hang of it Norm: no, woody, the new crowds a bunch of stiffs and later: <norm just walks in, says nothin, and a newcomer says: Norm!> Norm: Not now, you idiot! it went somethin like that lol. Doug

09-28-2017, 03:29 PM	#9
deadmond1969 Member Forum Cub Join Date: Sep 28, 2017 Location: Modesto, Ca Posts: 2	My favorite was when Norm was asked How is life in the fast lane? Where he replied Don't know, I can't find the on ramp. Anyone know which episode that was from?

11-11-2017, 12:10 AM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

11-12-2017, 11:50 PM	#12
BensonFan Board Psychologist Senior Member Join Date: Mar 16, 2004 Location: Chicago, IL USA Posts: 2,733	Norm: Doris, I am not interested in you, ok? I'm not interested in any woman except for my wife, and I'm not even interested in her.
	__________________ HEY, SONY: Thank you for Benson, Season 2! Now can we get started on Season 3 plans?

01-13-2018, 02:52 PM	#13
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Norm: "A haunted house with free taps."

04-22-2018, 02:01 PM	#14
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?" Norm: "Like he caught me in bed with his wife."

06-19-2018, 05:16 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Norm: "I miss one digit, a whole company goes in the toilet." Coach: (sarcastically)"I actually get paid to stand here, and listen to great conversation."