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Brent88 · 12-20-2004, 11:27 PM

Daddy, how was I born?

Dad says:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Roboto · 12-20-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent88
Daddy, how was I born?

Dad says:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollow · 12-20-2004, 11:49 PM

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-20-2004, 11:49 PM

lol

Brian Damage · 12-21-2004, 12:35 AM

Sargent Stewie · 12-21-2004, 12:40 AM

lmao

Lady T · 12-21-2004, 12:47 AM

crystals · 12-21-2004, 01:50 AM

Superstar · 12-21-2004, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent88
Daddy, how was I born?

Dad says:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rhiannon · 12-21-2004, 09:48 AM

ha

I Love Carol Burnett! · 12-21-2004, 09:54 AM

OMG

THATS A HOOT

Moonlight Lady · 12-21-2004, 10:40 AM

Cactus Jack · 12-21-2004, 10:54 AM

Ambear · 12-21-2004, 06:52 PM

12-20-2004, 11:27 PM	#1
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	Daddy... how was I born? Daddy, how was I born? Dad says: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: "You've Got Male!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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