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teddybare · 12-20-2004, 11:43 AM

Card Sharps had to have the most funny one liners by Fred of all the episodes. I bust a gut laughing at that one every time I see. it no matter if its the uncut dvd version or the edited tvland version. here are some that I pesonally enjoyed most

Fred- Clam Dip What do you do with this?
Lamont-What do you think you do with them
Fred-Dip Clams in them LOL

Fred-A fool and his money are soon parted wont be long now fool.

Fred- Before tonight you were just a plain dummy after tonight you'll be a broke dummy

Fred-Sweet lips lamont the dummy don juan

Skeete Matthews- You must be Poppa Sanford
Fred-Naw Im Mama Cass

Jefffalan · 12-20-2004, 10:26 PM

I LOVE "Card Sharps". One of the funniest episodes of all time. I like when Fred is singing a song to try and tip Lamont off:

FRED: (Singing) It's Quarter to THREE THREES.
No one else here
Has got LESS THAN THESE . . .
So- Throw 'em in Joe
This little story could SAVE you some DOE
SO throw them in Joe
I said, THROW-THEM-IN-JOE!!!!

Lady T · 12-21-2004, 12:51 AM

Amen on the episode Card Sharps; it is one of my favorites...Fred was hilarious

glenny · 12-22-2004, 07:34 AM

There were some all time great sight gags in that episode also. The look of innocense on his face when Lamont caught him by the fuse box was great. Also, when Fred came down the stairs wearing that civil defense hard had was hysterical. But what has to be one of the all time best sight gags in S&S history was when lamont walks in the door and finds Fred counting all the money wearing all of those funky clothes while wearing like 3 watches.

mooseface · 12-22-2004, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by glenny
There were some all time great sight gags in that episode also. The look of innocense on his face when Lamont caught him by the fuse box was great. Also, when Fred came down the stairs wearing that civil defense hard had was hysterical. But what has to be one of the all time best sight gags in S&S history was when lamont walks in the door and finds Fred counting all the money wearing all of those funky clothes while wearing like 3 watches.

My favorite from that ep. is when Fred is outside knocking on the small window by the staircase. Lamont walks over, opens the shade & all you see is Fred's head in that little window.

You can't hear his voice, but you see him shaking his head and mouthing the words "don't play that hand - don't play that hand!"

Classic.

teddybare · 12-23-2004, 02:50 AM

I love it when Fred calls lamont from a pay phone. and Lamont says hello and all Fred says is dont play that hand. then after lamont hangs up on him just as he is about to sit down again. he calls back and lamont picks the phone up and all you hear is DUMMY LMAO

12-20-2004, 11:43 AM	#1
teddybare Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 13, 2003 Location: Martinsville Virginia Posts: 744	Card Sharps-Freds Most Funny One Liners Episode Card Sharps had to have the most funny one liners by Fred of all the episodes. I bust a gut laughing at that one every time I see. it no matter if its the uncut dvd version or the edited tvland version. here are some that I pesonally enjoyed most Fred- Clam Dip What do you do with this? Lamont-What do you think you do with them Fred-Dip Clams in them LOL Fred-A fool and his money are soon parted wont be long now fool. Fred- Before tonight you were just a plain dummy after tonight you'll be a broke dummy Fred-Sweet lips lamont the dummy don juan Skeete Matthews- You must be Poppa Sanford Fred-Naw Im Mama Cass
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12-20-2004, 10:26 PM	#2
Jefffalan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2001 Location: Villa Rica, GA United States Posts: 184	I LOVE "Card Sharps". One of the funniest episodes of all time. I like when Fred is singing a song to try and tip Lamont off: FRED: (Singing) It's Quarter to THREE THREES. No one else here Has got LESS THAN THESE . . . So- Throw 'em in Joe This little story could SAVE you some DOE SO throw them in Joe I said, THROW-THEM-IN-JOE!!!!
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12-21-2004, 12:51 AM	#3
Lady T Member Forum Star Join Date: Apr 20, 2003 Posts: 17,361	Amen on the episode Card Sharps; it is one of my favorites...Fred was hilarious

12-22-2004, 07:34 AM	#4
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	There were some all time great sight gags in that episode also. The look of innocense on his face when Lamont caught him by the fuse box was great. Also, when Fred came down the stairs wearing that civil defense hard had was hysterical. But what has to be one of the all time best sight gags in S&S history was when lamont walks in the door and finds Fred counting all the money wearing all of those funky clothes while wearing like 3 watches.

12-23-2004, 02:50 AM	#6
teddybare Member Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 13, 2003 Location: Martinsville Virginia Posts: 744	I love it when Fred calls lamont from a pay phone. and Lamont says hello and all Fred says is dont play that hand. then after lamont hangs up on him just as he is about to sit down again. he calls back and lamont picks the phone up and all you hear is DUMMY LMAO