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12-10-2004, 10:49 PM
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School Dazed- Episode 9: "Dirty Little Secrets"
Theme Song: I’m Just a Kid (Up to 2nd Chorus)
CAST: Matt Anderson............RurryJoeMicelli Chris Anderson..........Chad Doody Jake Anderson...............TF Mrs. Brunson..............Lola Dane Anna Chaland ...............*CamdenGirl89* Willie Definsticker................Jack Mike Sanson.......................Ben Savage GUEST STARS: Jake (#2)………….cheers_rules Mark ...............*AgEnT FaLLoN* Jane……………………………………Zuzzy Jane’s Dad…………………..robyrob Mrs. Hamilton……..~*Twist of Kate*~ Billie Mefinston……….BF Ray Romano……Pizza Guy (The kids are walking into school) Mike: Another day of school Matt: Nothing interesting is gonna happen Anna: I can’t wait to see Mrs. Brunson! She’s my favorite teacher Matt: You’re such a teacher’s pet Anna: I know (A strange-looking boy is by a locker) Matt: Hey, who’s he? Mike: Maybe it’s my long-lost pet dog! Anna: Mike, he’s a human Mike: Ohhhh Matt: Do you even have a long lost pet dog? Mike: Yes I do. He’s at home this very minute (The bell rings) Anna: C’mon, let’s get to class (The walk into Mrs. Brunson’s room and sit down) Anna: Hey, that new kid is in our class (The new kid had messy hair, crooked glasses, and strange-clothes) New Kid: HI EVERYONE! I’M JAKE! Mrs. Brunson: Oh, I almost forgot, everyone please meet our new student, Jake Gottenlake! Jake: Thank you, Mrs. Brunson. You are very nice! Mrs. Brunson: Why thank you, you are too! Anna: No…. Matt: Looks like SOMEONE is Mrs. Brunson’s new pet! Mike: Yeah, that stuffed frog! Where did she get it? Anna: I…am…no…longer…loved! Jake: Mrs. Brunson, here’s an apple for you (Jake gives Mrs. Brunson an apple) Mrs. Brunson: Why thank you! Anna: Not the apple, NOT THE APPLE! (It’s now lunchtime) Anna: I, am no longer, a PET! Mike: I know what you mean, you’ll have to go to the bathroom in the toilet again. Anna: NO, only ANIMALS don’t use the toilet Mike: I guess I’m an animal, than Matt: What the heck is the new kid doing? (Jake is seen flapping his hands, saying I’m a bird! I’m a bird!) Matt: He’s sitting with Willie. No surprise there Willie: I wish I was a bird! Than I can fly! (He tries to fly, but fails. Again) Jake: You’re so cool! Matt: Great. A 2nd Willie Anna: No, Billie was the second Willie. Jake is the third Willie, but his name doesn’t end in “Ie” so it wouldn’t really work. Oh who cares? I AM A TEACHER’S PET AND WILL REMAIN ONE! I hate that new kid! Mike: What new kid? (Anna and Matt stare at him, looking at him as if he were an idiot, which he is) Mike: Oh, my long lost dog? (It’s now math class, in Mrs. Hamilton’s class) Mrs. Hamilton: See, long division isn’t that hard! (Class groans) Jake: (singing) I love you! You love me! We’re one happy family! With a great big HUG…. (Class stares at him) Jake: It’s from Barney! Don’t you guys watch Barney? Willie: I do! Billie: Me, too! Matt: This kid is FREAKING ME OUT! Mike: Hey, don’t say bad things about my dog. (It’s now on the bus ride home, Anna is sitting down and Jake goes to sit down next to her) Anna: Oh, sorry, these seats are taken (mumbles) I don’t want any teacher’s pets sitting here, besides me. Jake: They can find their own seat (Jake sits down, Mike and Matt come onto the bus) Matt: Anna, what’s going on? Anna: I couldn’t get the pet off of me! Mike: Told you he’s my dog Jake (to Anna): Let’s talk! Anna: Okay…. Jake: Guess what?!?! Anna: Um, what? Jake: My name starts with a J! Isn’t that unbelievable? Anna: Um, yeah, I guess Jake: I made up a song, want to hear it? Anna: It’s not BARNEY, is it? Jake: Nope, it goes like this: (singing) I like to eat bologna It tastes really good I like to eat bologna YUMMY TO MY TUM TUM TUMMY! I like to pet bologna…. Anna: That’s enough! (It’s now Jake, Anna, Matt, and Mike’s stop, and the bus stops. Jake walks with Anna) Matt: Why is Anna hanging around with mike? Mark: I don’t know, he’s REALLY nerdy Jane: He’s Willie 3 Jane’s Dad: Three! Oh I love how you say three! (Starts kissing Jane all over) Jane: Dad! Jane’s Dad: Sorry, I won’t embarrass you, baby girl! Sugar pie! Sugar baby! Sugary sweet… Jane: Dad! Jake: (to Anna) Anna, I need to tell you something Anna: Um, what? Jake: I love you (Commercial Break) Anna: WHAT did you say? Jake: I love you (Anna gives him a look that tells him that he’s crazy) Jake: Anna, will you go on a date with me tonight? Friday night? (Anna is still in school) Anna: Whaaa…? Jake: Pleeeeeeease Anna: We’re only 12 years old! Jake: I’m 13! Anna: You certainly don’t act it… Jake: I know.. I act 20, don’t I? Anna: That’s not exactly what I was going to say…. Jake: So, yes, no, maybe so? Anna: Fine, but don’t tell anyone about it! Jake: My lips are sealed Anna: What have I done? (It’s nighttime) Anna: I should just not go. I’m only 12 years old! But it would break his heart if I didn’t go. Why do I care about him? I’m just not that type of person. Oh what the heck, I won’t even go out with him again. No, I’m so young, and how can I sneak out of here? There’s the tree. But I can’t LIE. Oh…let me just get this over with! (Climbs down the tree and goes in front of the school) Anna: I hope he doesn’t show. I hope he backed ou.. (Anna turns around) Anna: Ouu, Jake! Jake (singing and dancing): Oh, hello! Hello! Hello hello hello hello hello! Hi! Anna: That’s enough! Jake: Oh, um, shall we go? Anna: I….guess (They walk to a pizza parlor) Jake: Hi, sir, we’ll have one pie with anchovies, pancakes, cotton candy, and gumballs on it.. Anna: Wait a minute, I just want it with pepperoni. Jake: Fine, we’ll have HALF my way, HALF your way. Pizza Guy: Sure thing, pal (Anna and Jake take a seat) Anna: Oh my, Jake, I’m not feeling too well Jake: You’re going to puke? Woo hoo! When people puke, I get so excited! Anna: Great. (Matt and Mike walk in the pizza parlor) Anna: Oh…no Jake: What? Anna: Nothing, just, I found out I wasn’t going to puke! Jake: Aww! Anyway, do you like plastic? Anna: (not paying much attention): Um, yes, I, have to use the bathroom…. (Anna runs into the bathroom) Jake: Ah, the bathroom. The greatest place of all! (Matt and Mike see Jake) Matt: Hey Mike, look it’s Jake! (Mike is busy ordering) Mike: Hi, can I have a pie? Pizza Guy: Sure, what kind Mike: Hmm, apple! (The Pizza Guy slaps his forehead) Pizza Guy: I always get the nuts Matt: He’s all alone Mike: who? Matt: The new kid, Jake! Mike: Oh, my dog. Matt: He’s not your dog! Mike: Ohhh Mike: Hey, guys, I’m not giving you apple pie! Matt: Oh, sorry, we’ll have two pepperoni slices, please (They get their slices and go by Jake) Matt: Hey Jake, what are you doing here? Jake: I’m on a date with Anna Matt: WHAT?!! Oh, nothing against you..well no offense, but it kinda is against you (Jake stares at Matt) Matt: What? Jake: I want to see if your slept tonight? Matt: Huh? Jake: I can tell by your eyes! Matt: Ahhh! Mike: We should have gotten pumpkin pie (Anna comes out of the bathroom) Anna: Oh, no Matt: Why are you out with him? First of all, you’re only 12, second of all, he’s a nerd, and third of all, you should be dating me! (Silence) Mike: Why is it so quiet? Anna: What? Mike: What? Matt: Uh-oh. Let me explain Mike: Matt likes Anna. Matt likes Anna. Jakes: No!! (Jake falls to the ground) Matt: I do NOT like Anna! She’s just my friend Mike: Oh Anna: Oh Mike: Oh (Jake and Chris walk in) Jake: Hey, Matt Chris: Hey, Matt. Hey, what was with your notebook. It said I love… (Matt covers Chris’s mouth) Matt: It said I love cheese! That’s what it said Chris: Hmm, it may have been that Jake: Yeah I’ll go for that (The episode ends with Anna looking suspicious and dreamy at the same time) |
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"I know the difference between TV and reality, Jeff. TV has structure, it makes sense, there are likable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you." - Abed Nadir, Community www.sitcomsarestupid.blogspot.com Last edited by EmoJoe; 12-10-2004 at 11:30 PM. |
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12-10-2004, 11:04 PM
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Good Job, The Love angle is interesting, And Mike was funny as usual.
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12-10-2004, 11:07 PM
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12-10-2004, 11:29 PM
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good work joseph 
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12-10-2004, 11:31 PM
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12-10-2004, 11:42 PM
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That was great Joe, I just hope I don't get typecast as somebody who likes math.
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12-11-2004, 12:21 AM
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12-11-2004, 01:55 AM
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Very funny Joseph and great writing I might add!
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12-11-2004, 09:50 AM
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 That was hilarious!Now I dont wanna be typecast ad a guy who watches Barney etc. LOL I dont act like that at all offline Make me seem more 16 year old ish |
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12-11-2004, 09:51 AM
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that was really good
kinda reminds me of this girl i like being constantly asked out by a stupid nerd when she really should be dating me 
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12-11-2004, 12:22 PM
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But your WillieI know you don't watch Barney Fine, ill make you a little more 16-ish
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12-11-2004, 01:04 PM
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12-12-2004, 07:34 PM
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That was great! Jake sounds like the kind of freak I'd hang out with.
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12-18-2004, 06:13 PM
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I like it
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