Oct 20-21 TV Land Fandemonium is...

[Pavan]

..."The Beverly Hillbillies"

6:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 002 - "Getting Settled " Wealthy hillbilly Jed Clampett and his family members are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.
6:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 005 - "Jed Buys Stock " When banker Drysdale advises the Clampetts to invest in some good stock, Jed quickly buys some cows, pigs, goats and chickens.
7:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 008 - "Jethro Goes to School " A private schoolteacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is a big, hulking teenager: Jethro Bodine.
7:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 009 - "Elly’s First Date " Elly May’s first date in Beverly Hills ends in a riot of confusion before it even starts.
8:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 012 - "The Great Feud " The Clampetts load their shootin’ irons for a march on the Drysdale estate after Sonny Drysdale jilts Elly May.
8:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 013 - "Home For Christmas " The Clampetts take their first airplane ride, returning to their mountain cabin for a surprise Christmas visit with Cousin Pearl.
9:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 014 - "No Place Like Home " The Clampetts, home for Christmas, help Cousin Pearl woo Mr. Brewster, the big oil company executive.
9:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 025 - "The Family Tree " An authority on early American history finds evidence that Jed Clampett’s ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.
10:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 026 - "Jed Cuts the Family Tree " Cousin Pearl gets a glamour treatment and tries to groom the Clampetts for their new status in high society.
10:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 029 - "The Clampetts and The Dodgers " Los Angeles Dodger coach Leo Durocher (guest-starring as himself) can’t believe his eyes when he sees Jethro throw a baseball with both speed and accuracy.
11:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 032 - "The Clampetts in Court " Jed acts as his own attorney when he’s sued by an unscrupulous couple seeking $100,000 damages for a fictitious traffic accident.
11:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 034 - "The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted " A Beverly Hills psychiatrist pursues Granny instead of Pearl when Granny’s secret love charm backfires.
12:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 035 - "Elly Becomes A Secretary " Jed Clampett takes over Milburn Drysdale’s job for one afternoon and wins the "Banker of the Year" title for him.
12:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 038 - "Hair Raising Holiday " Granny defies medical opposition to her own brand of mountain medicine as she reveals an astonishing ability to grow hair.
1:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 039 - "Granny’s Garden " The neighbors are aghast when Granny decides to start a vegetable garden on the grounds of the Clampett mansion.
1:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 044 - "The Clampetts Are Overdrawn " Jed Clampett receives the startling news that his multi-million dollar account is overdrawn in the amount of $34.70.
2:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 046 - "Turkey Day " Plans for a holiday feast at the Clampett mansion go awry when Elly makes a pet of the Thanksgiving Turkey.
2:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 047 - "The Garden Party " Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the lively Clampetts next door.
3:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 053 - "The Girl from Home " A young beauty contest winner from the hills and her opportunistic father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.
3:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 055 - " The Race for Queen " Elly May Clampett enters - and almost wins - the Miss Beverly Hills beauty contest. Guests star Robert Cummings.
4:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 060 - "The Critter Doctor " Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a "critter doctor" Elly May has called.
4:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 061 - "Granny vs. the Weather Bureau " Granny’s old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau’s advanced technology.
5:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 088 - "Elly in the Movies-Part 1of 2 " Part 1 of 2 Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May Clampett.
5:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 089 - "Dash Riprock, You Cad-Part 2 of 2 " Part 2 of 2 Elly May loses her second movie-star boyfriend to plain Jane, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.
6:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 090 - "Clampett A Go Go " The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit.
6:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 092 - "Jed’s Temptation " Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling. Guest stars Don Rickles.
7:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 093 - ". Double Naught Jethro-Part 1 of 2 " Part 1 of 2 Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of espionage.
7:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 094 - "Clampett’s Millions-Part 2 of 2 " Part of 2 of 2 A rival banker spirits the Clampett millions from Milburn Drysdale’s loving care.
8:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 095 - "Drysdale Dog Days " Banker Drysdale’s ordeal with Granny continues, as she insists on seeing the $11,000,000 that is her share of Jed’s fortune.
8:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 097 - "Flatt Clampett and Scruggs " Granny suffers from homesickness – until two old friends, Lester Flattt and Earl Scruggs, arrive in Beverly Hills.
9:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 001 - "The Clampetts Strike Oil " A proud hillbilly family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for 25 million dollars and a 35 room mansion in Beverly Hills.
9:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 052 - "The Giant Jackrabbit " An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.
10:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 073 - "Jed Becomes A Movie Mogul-Part 1 of 4 " Part 1 of 4 Jed Clampett becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.
10:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 074 - "Clampett City-Part 2 of 4 " Part 2 of 4 Overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio, the Clampetts decide to settle there.
11:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 075 - "Clampett City General Store-Part 3 of 4 " Part 3 of 4 The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.
11:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 076 - "Hedda Hopper’s Hollywood-Part 4 of 4 " Part 4 of 4 Hedda Hopper (as herself) joins the battle against Drysdale’s plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.
12:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 099 - "Big Daddy, Jed-Part 1 of 2 " Part 1 of 2 Sheldon Epps, the extraordinary beatnik, pays a return visit to the Clampetts to borrow "Bread" from Jed.
12:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 100 - "Cool School is Out-Part 2 of 2 " Part 2 of 2 Granny turns beatnik when she visits the Parthenon West coffee house to rescue Elly May and Jethro from a band of beatniks.
1:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 107 - "Admiral Jed Clampett " Jed Clampett, wearing a vice admiral’s uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy. (This is the first color episode.)
1:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 116 - " The Poor Farmer " The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer and they try to fatten him up. Guest stars Sebastian Cabot.
2:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 120 - "Military School " The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive Beverly Hills military academy.
2:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 121 - "The Common Cold " Granny opens her own doctor’s office when a doctor refuses to believe she has a cure for the common cold.
3:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 122 - " The Richest Woman " The richest woman in the world meets some stiff opposition from Jed when she insists on buying the Clampett mansion.
3:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 123 - "The Trotting Horse " The Hillbillies are unimpressed with the costly, champion harness-racing horse banker Drysdale buys for them as an investment.
4:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 126 - "The Big Chicken " Granny discovers an ostrich gulping tomatoes in her backyard and thinks it’s a giant chicken.
4:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 130 - "The Old Folks Home " Granny fears that her kin plan to send to an old folks home when they suggest she’d be happier in a country cottage.
5:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 131 - " Flatt and Scruggs Return " Country music stars Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs return for a song-filled visit to the Clampetts.
5:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 132 - "The Folk Singers " Jethro abandons his dangerous career as an "Astronaut" for the even more precarious one of the folk singer.

6:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 133 - "The Beautiful Maid " A glamorous Swedish actress who yearns to play a hillbilly moves in with the Clampetts to study backwoods dialect. Guest stars Julie Newmar
6:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 135 - "Jethro Gets Engaged " Jethro is elated, sure he’s going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash’s double.
7:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 137 - "Jethro’s Pad " Girl crazy Jethro concludes that he must have a "cool" bachelor pad in order to be a hit with the opposite sex.
7:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 144 - "The Gorilla " Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly May’s pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.
8:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 146 - " Jed in Politics " Jed runs for Smog Commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing homemade lye soap.
8:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 150 - "The Gloria Swanson Story " The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen. Guest star Gloria Swanson.
9:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 153 - "The Christmas Present " The Clampetts broaden their Beverly Hills experience by working as temporary Christmas help in a department store.
9:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 154 - "The Flying Saucer " Banker Drysdale hires three midgets to pose as men from outer space in a scheme to garner publicity for his bank.
10:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 155 - "The Mayor of Bug Tussle " The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor form home – the mayor of Bug Tussle.
10:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 156 - "Granny Retires " Banker Drysdale panics when Granny says that she’s going to withdraw her 15 million dollars from his bank and go back to the hills.
11:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 166 - "Delovely and Sruggs " Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts and Mrs. Flatt takes a screen test with Jethro acting as her director.
11:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 169 - "Jed Inherits A Castle " The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to England. Guest stars Paul Lynde.
12:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 170 - "The Clampett’s in London " The Clampett arrive in London where Granny encounters difficulty with both the customs inspector and an English "druggist."
12:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 171 - "Clampett Castle " The Clampetts arrive at their inherited English castle, confusion reigns, and Jethro insists on acting like a medieval knight.
1:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 181 - " The South Rises Again " Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War are the real thing.
1:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 187 - " The Diner " Jethro becomes the operator of a dilapidated diner when Jed Clampett decides to set his nephew up in the restaurant business.
2:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 193 - "The Clampetts Fiddle Around " Banker Drysdale hires the world’s greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle. Guest stars Hans Conried.
2:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 199 - "A Bundle for Britain " Jed decides to withdraw his 80 million dollars from Drysdale’s bank and give it to "poverty stricken" England.
3:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 200 - " Something For the Queen " The Clampetts invade England again to visit their castle and to return Canada (which they have purchased) to the Queen.
3:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 201 - "War of the Roses " Drysdale orders his secretary Jane to pose as Queen Elizabeth I, whom the Hillbillies think is still England’s ruler.
4:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 205 - "The Italian Cook " Jethro hires a cook, a gorgeous Italian girl who cooks masterfully but doesn’t know a word of English.
4:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 206 - "The Great Cook Off " Jethro begins dressing and acting like the noblest Roman of them all to win the hand of Maria, the beautiful Italian cook.
5:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 210 - "The Hod Rod Truck " Jethro tells Jed and Granny that they’re no longer "with it" and trades the old family car for a new and powerful hot rod.
5:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 215 - "Jethro the Flesh Peddler " Jethro sets himself up in an office in Drysdale’s bank as a Hollywood talent agent.
6:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 216 - "Cousin Roy in Movieland " Jethro turns down cousin Roy as a client for his new Hollywood talent agency.
6:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 221 - "Sam Drucker’s Visit " Sam Drucker of "Petticoat Junction" wins a trip to Hollywood and Granny assumes that he’s come to marry her.
7:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 224 - "The Collard Greens an’ Fatback " The Drysdale sell their mansion to singer Pat Boone, who is intrigued by Granny’s steaming backyard kettle of hillbilly stew. Guest stars Pat Boone.
7:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 225 - "Back to the Hills " The hillbillies move back to the hills to find Elly May a husband, much to the dismay of banker Drysdale. Guest stars Rob Reiner.
8:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 226 - "The Hills of Home " The Clampetts arrive in the mountain town of Silver Dollar City, where Granny starts a feud with an old rival, Elverna Bradshaw.
8:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 230 - "Jed Buys Central Park " Elly May’s wedding is called off, so Jed plans to buy Central Park and move the family to New York to find another eligible suitor.
9:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 158 - "The Indians Are Coming " When some Indians claim part of the Clampett oil land, Granny prepares for an all-out war. Guest stars John Wayne.
9:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 172 - "Robin Hood of Griffith Park " The Clampetts pay $10 million tax on their castle in England, turn the place over to the staff and leave for home.
10:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 173 - "Robin Hood and the Sheriff " Jethro continues to masquerade as the Robin Hood of Griffith Park and draws the admiring allegiance of a band of hippies.
10:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 208 - "The Thanksgiving Spirit " The Hillbillies travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends from "Petticoat Junction" and "Green Acres." Guest stars Eva Gabor and June Lockhart.
11:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 211 - "The Week Before Christmas " The hillbillies head for a Christmas in Hooterville - and a possible wedding for Granny and Sam Drucker.
11:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 212 - "Christmas in Hooterville " The hillbillies spend the Christmas holiday in Hooterville, where Eb courts Elly May and Granny pursues Sam Drucker.
12:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 231 - "The Clampetts in New York " Con man Shifty Shafer sells the Clampetts Central Park, along with three other New York landmarks.
12:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 232 - "Manhattan Hillbillies " Drysdale and Jane arrive in New York to persuade the Hillbillies to abandon their half-built cabin in Central Park and return home. Guest stars Sammy Davis, Jr.
1:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 237 - "The Hero " Mrs Drysdale gives her nephew, who has just left the Air Force, a hero’s welcome and a job as vice president in her husband’s bank. Guest stars Soupy Sales.
1:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 238 - "Our Hero The Banker " Mrs. Drysdale’s nephew, who possesses a wealth of confidence but no talent, takes over Drysdale’s private office at his Beverly Hills Bank. Guest stars Soupy Sales.
2:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 239 - "Buzz Bodine, Boy General " The Clampetts visit Hooterville and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.
2:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 240 - "The Clampett-Hewes Empire " Banker Drysdale eagerly prepares to set up the deal for a new airline formed by Jed and farmer Howard Hewes, thinking him the famous millionaire Howard Hughes.
3:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 249 - "Honest John Returns " The Hillbillies again meet "Honest John" the con man who had sold them half of Manhattan and then returned their money.
3:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 250 - "Honesty is the Best Policy " Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John’s scheme to drill a channel in the mountains to draw off the smog in Los Angeles.
4:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 251 - "The Pollution Solution " The Hillbillies plan to go to Washington to give the President their $95,000,000 fortune to help fight air pollution. Guest stars Rich Little.
4:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 252 - "The Clampetts in Washington " The Clampetts arrive in Washington, D.C. to give the President 95 million dollars to help in the fight against smog. Guest stars Phil Silvers.
5:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 253 - " Jed Buys the Capitol " Shifty Shafer sells Jed the Capitol, the Pentagon and various other choice pieces of Washington real estate. Guest stars Phil Silvers.