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Jason_Voorhees13... · 12-04-2004, 11:29 PM

10 Things to do if your a man n wall mart while your wife is shopping.

10.Go to the front desk and ask the person to put a babg of M&M'S on layaway.

9.Make a trail of tomato juice to the bathroom

8.Set the clocks alarm of 5 min intervals to go off.

7. Walk up to the salesperson and tellhim/her there's a "code 3" in the house wears department and see what they do.

6 Move the caution wet flor sgin to the carpet area,

5 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the costumers you are sleeping over and invite them if they bring pillows from hosuewear.

4. look right at the security camera and "pick your nose"

3dart around the store suspicously while humming the theme from Mission Impossable.

3In the auto departmen practice your" Madonna look" while using differnt kinds of funnels.

2Go in the fitting department wait for a while and ye;; 'there's no tolet paper in here".

and last.....

1, When the announment comes on the loude speaker go in the fetal position and scram 'No it's those voices again and roll around....

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 12-04-2004, 11:34 PM

Number 9 made me laugh really hard.

Kristina · 12-04-2004, 11:35 PM

real mature.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 12-04-2004, 11:54 PM

hahaha

Zebra 3 · 12-05-2004, 12:15 AM

There's two number 3's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crystals · 12-05-2004, 01:26 AM

ThirteenInchEscape · 12-05-2004, 03:43 AM

there were emails like that going around years ago...except in competent English.

Hollow · 12-05-2004, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
there were emails like that going around years ago...except in competent English.

will you lay off him? he has a disability.

Jason_Voorhees13... · 12-05-2004, 05:26 AM

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Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
there were emails like that going around years ago...except in competent English.

I don't care any more, I am not goingto get worked up over some little comment that people makes here.If All I CAN SAY is what ever. ,he's going to do the same thing like he always doesI could make fun of him,but whats the point.That cooment judt flew over my head. But Merry Chirstmas any was Thirteenescapes,best of luck in 2005.

Thanks Safty Pin, we had our ups and downs in the past,but we got over it.

Brent88 · 12-05-2004, 08:38 AM

I've seen it before but it still is hilarious...

TheGreatPretender · 12-05-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Number 9 made me laugh really hard.

Ew......

Kazza · 12-05-2004, 10:47 AM

The top thing I would do at Walmart with a hubby is for him to go in the woman's section of the store with me and not stand there in a corner, out by the aisle as if a dog had bitten him on the a$$

Rhiannon · 12-05-2004, 11:41 AM

If my husband did this stuff I would be pissed off. But say if me and my friends did it then it's a different story.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-05-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Number 9 made me laugh really hard.

I know. Its so distgusting.

theanswerman · 12-05-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by AllIWantIsYourClutch
Number 9 made me laugh really hard.

ahahahh it would be funnier if this was meant for a woman.

12-04-2004, 11:29 PM	#1
Jason_Voorhees13... Formally orangehead Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 17, 2004 Location: Alaska Posts: 400	Top ten things to do while your wife/husband/or whomever is shopping at Walmart 10 Things to do if your a man n wall mart while your wife is shopping. 10.Go to the front desk and ask the person to put a babg of M&M'S on layaway. 9.Make a trail of tomato juice to the bathroom 8.Set the clocks alarm of 5 min intervals to go off. 7. Walk up to the salesperson and tellhim/her there's a "code 3" in the house wears department and see what they do. 6 Move the caution wet flor sgin to the carpet area, 5 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the costumers you are sleeping over and invite them if they bring pillows from hosuewear. 4. look right at the security camera and "pick your nose" 3dart around the store suspicously while humming the theme from Mission Impossable. 3In the auto departmen practice your" Madonna look" while using differnt kinds of funnels. 2Go in the fitting department wait for a while and ye;; 'there's no tolet paper in here". and last..... 1, When the announment comes on the loude speaker go in the fetal position and scram 'No it's those voices again and roll around....

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Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	The top thing I would do at Walmart with a hubby is for him to go in the woman's section of the store with me and not stand there in a corner, out by the aisle as if a dog had bitten him on the a$$

12-05-2004, 11:41 AM	#13
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