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FredandFelix · 12-04-2004, 04:42 PM

Some of my favorite lines include:

Oscar brings in his syndicated friends to run a "Las Vegas Night" for Felix' opera club, when Felix realizes they are beginning to lose money, he takes the roulette table ball and puts in his his mouth, thus stopping the game, the dealer then asks Felix to put the ball back, Felix says no, then the dealer says: "Then we'll use your eye". That is classic.

Felix- "It's a known fact Lincoln loved Mayonaisse" (on the Password episode)

"Once there was a man named Jesse..Jessie..Jessie Jess-ie, he kept his clothes oh so messy....messy..messy Jess-ie..."

There are so many, it is hard to recall them, but this was a show that had tons of funny lines

Orville Kruger · 12-06-2004, 09:40 PM

OSCAR: What's this next to my sore arm that hurts?

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OSCAR: No bones? How did it walk?

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FELIX: I don't go around grabbing other men's ex-wives upper arms!

Great Odd Couple link

glenny · 12-07-2004, 06:33 AM

FELIX: "Oscar, when i first came to live with you i found you huddled in the kitchen eating gray spagetti with tweezers!"

FELIX: "The man at the filling station did'nt speak any English, only Yankee go home!"

OSCAR: "There he goes (referring to Felix), the last of the red hot maryters, now if i see a ocean i'll want to drown myself."

OSCAR: "Remember!! It's bail before jail so you better not fail!"

Orville Kruger · 12-08-2004, 04:15 PM

FELIX: They have tap dancing in Hawaii. You just can't hear it because of the sand.
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FELIX: I think Gloria's seeing another man.
OSCAR: I think it's your imagination.
FELIX: No I measured the seatbelts in her car. The passenger side was abnormally loose.
OSCAR: Maybe she went shopping with Kate Smith!
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glenny · 12-09-2004, 08:53 AM

Felix: "Gloria has the right to see other men. A right she seems to exercise at every conceivable opportunity!!"

Felix: "Where do martyers go? Bed and bath, buck and a half."

Orville Kruger · 12-10-2004, 10:34 PM

Felix: Everybody say MIDGET!

glenny · 12-11-2004, 10:40 AM

Felix: (talking to Miriam) Do you suffer much from acid stomach?

Orville Kruger · 12-13-2004, 10:18 PM

Aristophanes is ridiculous!

adam714 · 01-24-2005, 10:55 AM

that's down by the docks. it'll be dark. i'd better bring my big spoon.

remember oscar the fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves........shakespeare.

you will have prepared for me bay leaves incense and cloved garlic and a half a chicken......sometimes i get a little hungry around midnight.

what do you have under leaky pipes........puddles

i can go on and on...

Orville Kruger · 02-01-2005, 04:21 PM

O: Not 'of course,' it was my fourth choice!
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F: I much fear serious trouble in the fuselage, Frederick.
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F: It's Flaming Peach.
O: What color was it before?
F: Spanish Mildew.
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glenny · 02-02-2005, 07:19 AM

Felix: "Oscar, it looks like you got all of this furniture free with a full tank of
gas."
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Felix: "We'll live with the chairs for awhile and then ask them, 'what would
like to have around you'?"

Oscar: "..and it will say..Gloves!"
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Oscar:"We'll bring in a goldfish for warmth!"
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Felix:"Oscar!! You're not mixing Chinese and Italian?"

adam714 · 02-03-2005, 02:36 PM

fate gave me the nose and fate will take my nose away

oscar i hate to bother you but how are your cigar ashes?
my cigar ashes are fine. how are your shoe laces

hot...cup...coffee.......I WANT A HOT CUP OF COFFEE!

...and he'll say 'i'll twist your little rigaletto'

are you a rich arab sheik? no, i'm a hot jewish cop.

i got a midget named harry!!

go now into the other room and watch sesame street.

will this get me anything? yea, two fives.

there's only one way to get rid of the spirits. an excorsism
your kidding?!
uh uh

i had a dream i sat in the hand and it made a fist

i kinda feel like i'm insured by allstate

look at this he's hittin' me with bolivian chickens

got any black cookies? i like black cookies.

i don't want to drive you to wyoming.

glenny · 02-04-2005, 07:45 PM

Felix: (dusting a picture) It's a jigsaw puzzle.
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Oscar

speaking directly at Felix) You're gonna go on Let's Make a Deal, win a new bed, and Monty is going to kiss your mother!"
========================================================= Felix: "My curtain goes up on time!! Not like those clowns at Lincoln Center"
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Oscar: "Felix!! If these people are'nt out of here in five minutes im gonna tune your nose."
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Felix: "Mr. Felcher could play Carmen. Felcher go put on lipstick!! Felcher don't be a nut!"

adam714 · 02-08-2005, 11:36 AM

courage la plume

oscar, is it snowing outside?
i can't tell, it's all white!

oscar madisoy...if you were chinese you would have won

ace of spades, that's the death card

taaaakkkke the envleope
we'll take the squid!
who are you, jacques cousteau?

Orville Kruger · 02-08-2005, 03:40 PM

I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine.
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Nose Feliciano.
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You know they had Willie Mays in here last night?
And he has a beautiful singing voice!
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Murray come in. You're breathing up all the air in the hallway.

GREAT ODD COUPLE LINK!

12-04-2004, 04:42 PM	#1
FredandFelix Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Nov 28, 2004 Location: Long Island Posts: 4	Favorite Lines Some of my favorite lines include: Oscar brings in his syndicated friends to run a "Las Vegas Night" for Felix' opera club, when Felix realizes they are beginning to lose money, he takes the roulette table ball and puts in his his mouth, thus stopping the game, the dealer then asks Felix to put the ball back, Felix says no, then the dealer says: "Then we'll use your eye". That is classic. Felix- "It's a known fact Lincoln loved Mayonaisse" (on the Password episode) "Once there was a man named Jesse..Jessie..Jessie Jess-ie, he kept his clothes oh so messy....messy..messy Jess-ie..." There are so many, it is hard to recall them, but this was a show that had tons of funny lines

02-04-2005, 07:45 PM	#13
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Felix: (dusting a picture) It's a jigsaw puzzle. ========================================================= Oscarspeaking directly at Felix) You're gonna go on Let's Make a Deal, win a new bed, and Monty is going to kiss your mother!" ========================================================= Felix: "My curtain goes up on time!! Not like those clowns at Lincoln Center" ========================================================= Oscar: "Felix!! If these people are'nt out of here in five minutes im gonna tune your nose." ========================================================= Felix: "Mr. Felcher could play Carmen. Felcher go put on lipstick!! Felcher don't be a nut!"

12-06-2004, 09:40 PM	#2
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	OSCAR: What's this next to my sore arm that hurts? ------------- OSCAR: No bones? How did it walk? ------------- FELIX: I don't go around grabbing other men's ex-wives upper arms! Great Odd Couple link

12-07-2004, 06:33 AM	#3
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	FELIX: "Oscar, when i first came to live with you i found you huddled in the kitchen eating gray spagetti with tweezers!" FELIX: "The man at the filling station did'nt speak any English, only Yankee go home!" OSCAR: "There he goes (referring to Felix), the last of the red hot maryters, now if i see a ocean i'll want to drown myself." OSCAR: "Remember!! It's bail before jail so you better not fail!"

12-08-2004, 04:15 PM	#4
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	FELIX: They have tap dancing in Hawaii. You just can't hear it because of the sand. ------------------------ FELIX: I think Gloria's seeing another man. OSCAR: I think it's your imagination. FELIX: No I measured the seatbelts in her car. The passenger side was abnormally loose. OSCAR: Maybe she went shopping with Kate Smith! --------------------------

12-09-2004, 08:53 AM	#5
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Felix: "Gloria has the right to see other men. A right she seems to exercise at every conceivable opportunity!!" Felix: "Where do martyers go? Bed and bath, buck and a half."

12-10-2004, 10:34 PM	#6
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	Felix: Everybody say MIDGET!

12-11-2004, 10:40 AM	#7
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Felix: (talking to Miriam) Do you suffer much from acid stomach?

12-13-2004, 10:18 PM	#8
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	Aristophanes is ridiculous!

01-24-2005, 10:55 AM	#9
adam714 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2002 Location: new jersey Posts: 32	that's down by the docks. it'll be dark. i'd better bring my big spoon. remember oscar the fault lies not in our stars but in ourselves........shakespeare. you will have prepared for me bay leaves incense and cloved garlic and a half a chicken......sometimes i get a little hungry around midnight. what do you have under leaky pipes........puddles i can go on and on...

02-01-2005, 04:21 PM	#10
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	O: Not 'of course,' it was my fourth choice! -------------- F: I much fear serious trouble in the fuselage, Frederick. -------------- F: It's Flaming Peach. O: What color was it before? F: Spanish Mildew. --------------

02-02-2005, 07:19 AM	#11
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Felix: "Oscar, it looks like you got all of this furniture free with a full tank of gas." ========================================================= Felix: "We'll live with the chairs for awhile and then ask them, 'what would like to have around you'?" Oscar: "..and it will say..Gloves!" ========================================================= Oscar:"We'll bring in a goldfish for warmth!" ========================================================= Felix:"Oscar!! You're not mixing Chinese and Italian?"

02-03-2005, 02:36 PM	#12
adam714 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2002 Location: new jersey Posts: 32	fate gave me the nose and fate will take my nose away oscar i hate to bother you but how are your cigar ashes? my cigar ashes are fine. how are your shoe laces hot...cup...coffee.......I WANT A HOT CUP OF COFFEE! ...and he'll say 'i'll twist your little rigaletto' are you a rich arab sheik? no, i'm a hot jewish cop. i got a midget named harry!! go now into the other room and watch sesame street. will this get me anything? yea, two fives. there's only one way to get rid of the spirits. an excorsism your kidding?! uh uh i had a dream i sat in the hand and it made a fist i kinda feel like i'm insured by allstate look at this he's hittin' me with bolivian chickens got any black cookies? i like black cookies. i don't want to drive you to wyoming.

02-08-2005, 11:36 AM	#14
adam714 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 20, 2002 Location: new jersey Posts: 32	courage la plume oscar, is it snowing outside? i can't tell, it's all white! oscar madisoy...if you were chinese you would have won ace of spades, that's the death card taaaakkkke the envleope we'll take the squid! who are you, jacques cousteau?

02-08-2005, 03:40 PM	#15
Orville Kruger Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 16, 2004 Posts: 151	I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine. ----------------------- Nose Feliciano. ----------------------- You know they had Willie Mays in here last night? And he has a beautiful singing voice! ----------------------- Murray come in. You're breathing up all the air in the hallway. GREAT ODD COUPLE LINK!