You can over do-Thanksgiving if..... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 12-01-2004, 11:01 AM

* You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
* Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
* Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
* The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
* The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
* You get grass stains on your bottom after a walk, but never sat down
* Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist
* You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail
* You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday
* Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy
* You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games
* A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000"
* That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn
* Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed
* Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice
* You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty
* It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas
* Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this

Hollow · 12-01-2004, 03:24 PM

huuuuuuhhh?

theanswerman · 12-01-2004, 05:43 PM

janice, you're really weird.

G-Force Glockstar · 12-01-2004, 06:05 PM

James"Thunder"Early · 12-01-2004, 06:12 PM

I think she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving

Kazza · 12-01-2004, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by King Forrester
I she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving

Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!

Hollow · 12-01-2004, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Unmarried*happy
Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!

Michael [hXc] · 12-01-2004, 10:56 PM

you're weird

Dude111 · 10-11-2022, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kazza

Thanksgiving was a WEEK AGO!!!

Yes well its good we saw it,we can get ready this year

Caroline13 · 10-11-2022, 08:00 PM

Well, the recent info is that there is a shortage of "birds" or this another way of saying prices are thru the roof for this year..

Also, and I heard this a long time ago, if one eats and drinks everything put in front of them, one can consume 18,000 calories.

Dude111 · 10-11-2022, 08:02 PM

Wow I cant even imagine!!!!

Caroline13 · 10-11-2022, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dude111

Wow I cant even imagine!!!!

Sure, gravies, carbs, alcohols, sugars, some people gorge themsleves and can sleep for hours after. The turkey is high in tryptophan.

12-01-2004, 11:01 AM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	You can over do-Thanksgiving if..... * You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses * Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy * Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian * The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat! * The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland * You get grass stains on your bottom after a walk, but never sat down * Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist * You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail * You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday * Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy * You have 5 TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games * A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000" * That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn * Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your water bed * Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice * You consider gluttony as your patriotic duty * It looks like the left-overs are gonna last until Christmas * Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this

12-01-2004, 05:43 PM	#3
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	janice, you're really weird.
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12-01-2004, 06:05 PM	#4
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12-01-2004, 06:12 PM	#5
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	I think she means this how you overdo it on thanksgiving
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12-01-2004, 10:56 PM	#8
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	you're weird
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12-01-2004, 03:24 PM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	huuuuuuhhh?

10-11-2022, 08:00 PM	#10
Caroline13 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Jan 30, 2021 Location: So Calif Posts: 14,483	Well, the recent info is that there is a shortage of "birds" or this another way of saying prices are thru the roof for this year.. Also, and I heard this a long time ago, if one eats and drinks everything put in front of them, one can consume 18,000 calories.
	__________________ Inexpensive Health Insurance = Grape Seed Extract Keep It Simple

10-11-2022, 08:02 PM	#11
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 37,002	Wow I cant even imagine!!!!