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AKA · 11-30-2004, 02:22 PM

Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore

From The Late Show With David Letterman; November 29, 2004

10. Lead story is always how much he won that day at the dog track.

9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."

8. He's done the last few newscasts from his hot tub.

7. Refers to all countries as "Belgium."

6. Last week reported there's a treasure map on the Declaration of Independence.

5. Reads news with a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos.

4. Already sold his anchor desk on Ebay.

3. His rambling editorial about the lousy service at Quiznos.

2. Begins telecast by "setting the mood" with Luther Vandross.

1. During exclusive interview, he sucker-punched Ron Artest.

Janice · 11-30-2004, 03:31 PM

That's fall off the chair funny.

*MIBabe03* · 11-30-2004, 03:33 PM

I saw that last night and it was hilarious!

TJL · 11-30-2004, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by AKA

9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."

Brent88 · 11-30-2004, 08:51 PM

Tomorrow night is his last broadcast.

Kay Scarpetta · 11-30-2004, 09:14 PM

I love Brokaw. I'm going to miss him.

But that's great

Cactus Jack · 11-30-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AKA
Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore

From The Late Show With David Letterman; November 29, 2004

10. Lead story is always how much he won that day at the dog track.

9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."

8. He's done the last few newscasts from his hot tub.

7. Refers to all countries as "Belgium."

6. Last week reported there's a treasure map on the Declaration of Independence.

5. Reads news with a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos.

4. Already sold his anchor desk on Ebay.

3. His rambling editorial about the lousy service at Quiznos.

2. Begins telecast by "setting the mood" with Luther Vandross.

1. During exclusive interview, he sucker-punched Ron Artest.

ABlairican Pie · 12-01-2004, 10:00 AM

LOLOLOLOL!!!

Janice Johnson · 12-01-2004, 11:12 AM

And who is Tom Brokaw?

CliffClavin · 12-01-2004, 11:44 AM

He is this dude: Anchor and Managing Editor for ‘NBC Nightly News with Tom Brokaw' ,Contributing Anchor, ‘Dateline NBC' & Program Anchor, MSNBC:

*MIBabe03* · 12-01-2004, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Janice Johnson
And who is Tom Brokaw?

All I have to say is Whoa!

Mysty Eyes · 12-01-2004, 11:52 AM

Y'know, I'm just not a Letterman fan. He rarely even pulls a smile from me, let alone a chuckle. This is no exception. We obviously each have a very different sense of humor.

Oh well.

Brent88 · 12-01-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Janice Johnson
And who is Tom Brokaw?

OH

MY

GOD

Where have you been living the last 30 years?

Tom Brokaw is only one of the best journalists our Country has ever seen. He has anchored NBC Nightly News since the Early 1980's and tonight is his last night. You do know what NBC is don't you?

CliffClavin · 12-01-2004, 11:52 AM

Ditto.Who is Tom Brokaw ? OMG ! She must not watch much TV or she doesn't watch the news.

ThirteenInchEscape · 12-01-2004, 12:31 PM

Well, I never watch NBC Nightly News, I normally only watch the 24 hour channels, but I have known who he was for a long time just from news about him, talk shows, etc, etc.

Pretty famous guy.

11-30-2004, 02:22 PM	#1
AKA Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 17, 2001 Posts: 15,746	Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore From The Late Show With David Letterman; November 29, 2004 10. Lead story is always how much he won that day at the dog track. 9. New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers." 8. He's done the last few newscasts from his hot tub. 7. Refers to all countries as "Belgium." 6. Last week reported there's a treasure map on the Declaration of Independence. 5. Reads news with a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos. 4. Already sold his anchor desk on Ebay. 3. His rambling editorial about the lousy service at Quiznos. 2. Begins telecast by "setting the mood" with Luther Vandross. 1. During exclusive interview, he sucker-punched Ron Artest.

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Mysty Eyes Dreaming... Senior Member Join Date: Feb 04, 2002 Location: Los Angeles area Posts: 1,144	Y'know, I'm just not a Letterman fan. He rarely even pulls a smile from me, let alone a chuckle. This is no exception. We obviously each have a very different sense of humor. Oh well.

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